Californians MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CalifornianCarnageMC

california wildfires, health, climate change, environmental impact, Premature death

come join our minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for building! we’ve got so much smoke from all the wildfires that you’ll feel like you’re in california, but without the risk of premature death! with over 50,000 players already in our community, you’ll never feel alone as you explore our crazy world filled with insane builds and wacky adventures. join now and see why everyone is dying to play on our server!

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Crafty Californians: Where Creepers Fear to Tread! #WestCoastBestCoast

headquarters, Residents, Japan, International, offices

Are you tired of California making all the decisions for the rest of the world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the crazy decisions! We once had a llama riding contest where the winner got a diamond-encrusted saddle. And don’t even get us started on the time we built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano filled with flying pigs. Plus, our privacy policy is so wild, even California couldn’t handle it. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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Creeper’s Delight 9000

denial, coming out, self-hating, repression, acceptance

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

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CraftyCreeperCafe

Disrespecting, Rude, red flag, CraftyCreeperCafe, bigger person

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

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BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

PostBrexit, Brexit reflections, UK residents, UK culture, UK perspective

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

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GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Vance, european union, US, Server

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

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GreenlandGoneWild

GreenlandGoneWild, Statement, INDEPENDENCE, SOVEREIGNTY, rejection

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

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CraftyFox Network

BIAS, CraftyFox, blind trust, America, Network

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

neurotypical, scientific study, health, researchers, ADHD in women

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

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Rise and Craft 1.21.4

Hope, positivity, inspiration, thanks, mental health support

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

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