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Disneyland in Your Cunt: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Adventure, amusement park, ATTRACTIONS, California, cinderella, Cunt, Disney, disney world, Disneyland, Entertainment, family, Florida, Fun, MAGICAL, Memories, mickey mouse, Minecraft, RIDES, Summer, Theme Park, travel, Ultimate, vacation

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Disney theme park for your virtual world! Imagine riding roller coasters made of diamond blocks and battling evil creepers in a magical castle.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our enchanted lands, where you can build your own fairy tale kingdom and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck along the way!

So pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. See you there, adventurer!

GovNewsom’sCraft:WhereWeBuildBridgesNotWalls

California, climate change, controversial, debate, Democrat, Economy, education, Environment, Government, Governor Newsom, GovNewsomsCraftWhereWeBuildBridgesNotWalls, Healthcare, Infrastructure, leader, opinion, pandemic response, policies, Politics, progressive, public figure, Social Issues

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Crops Grown:	7082
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is deciding who gets the last piece of cake? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion special!

Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and pixels, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Our Governor Newsom is like a creeper, always ready to explode with surprise updates and events that will keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our server and get ready to mine, build, and troll your way to victory. Just be prepared for the chaos because things can get crazier than an Enderman on a sugar rush. Join now and let the fun begin!

MineCrafty Land: Where Creepers roam and diamonds shine, this server is YOUR land for epic adventures! #MinecraftMadness

Adventures, America, beauty, California, Citizens, CREEPERS, diamonds, Diversity, Environment, Epic, equality, Exploration, freedom, Gulf Stream waters, heritage, Land, MinecraftMadness, minecrafty, national parks, new york, patriotism, redwood forest, roam, Server, Shine, song, travel, united states, Unity

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Our land is not just any land, it is YOUR land! And also my land, but mostly yours.

From the lush redwood forest to the raging Gulf Stream waters, our server is filled with endless adventures and treasures waiting to be discovered. Want to build a castle in California and rule over your subjects? You can do that here. Or maybe you want to journey to the New York island and become a master explorer? The possibilities are as vast as the ocean.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret underground society of unicorns hiding in the depths of our server, just waiting to be found. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a whole new dimension filled with candy-coated mountains and rainbow rivers.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, because this land was definitely made for YOU and me… and maybe a few unicorns.

DrivewayDrama Minecraft Server

aircon noise, boundary problems, communication breakdown, council complaints, council intervention, driveway dispute, driveway rights, driveway usage, DrivewayDrama, loud music, Minecraft, neighbour issues, neighbourly confrontations, neighbourly disputes, neighbourly interactions, neighbourly relations, noisy neighbours, parking conflicts, parking etiquette, peaceful resolutions, property boundaries, residential conflicts, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Emeralds Found:	945	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of dealing with annoying neighbors in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own peaceful paradise without any loud music or rude neighbors!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone parking on your virtual driveway or blasting music through your virtual walls. You can finally enjoy your back yard without any disturbances, and you can even plant a virtual tree without anyone asking you to cut it down!

Join now and experience the ultimate neighbor-free Minecraft experience. No more dealing with real-life drama, just pure virtual fun! And remember, on our server, the only thing loud is the sound of creepers exploding!

NoTravelNoProbGradParty

family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, Family Values, generational trauma, Graduation, half-sister, NoTravelNoProbGradParty, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, refusing to travel, Resentment, sibling rivalry, step-family

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	474
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Farms Harvested:	326
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of sibling rivalry, parental conflicts, and grandparent interventions.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that knows the struggle of dealing with a half sister who blames everything on your dad? We’ve got drama, we’ve got tension, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to experience the thrill of being stuck in the middle of a family feud, just like our 15-year-old player here. Will you choose to support your half sister or stand by your dad? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, because when it comes to family drama, we’ve got you covered. See you there, drama llamas!

CraftyWanderlust Minecraft Server

beautiful places, breathtaking landscapes, bucket list, CraftyWanderlust, dream destinations, dream vacations, explore the world, hidden gems, majestic scenery, Minecraft, must-see destinations, Natural wonders, paradise on earth, scenic beauty, Server, stunning views, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, unforgettable experiences, Wanderlust, wanderlust adventures, wanderlust travel

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Buildings Constructed:	38
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Love Letters Sent:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Have you ever been to a Minecraft server where the sunsets are so breathtaking that you’ll swear you’re in a Bob Ross painting? Well, look no further because our server has the most stunning landscapes you’ll ever lay eyes on. We’ve got mountains that reach the clouds, oceans that sparkle like diamonds, and forests so lush that even Tarzan would be jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored sheep that poop out Skittles to flying pigs that grant wishes, you never know what kind of wacky wildlife you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground city, where the residents are all friendly zombies who just want to dance the night away? Or maybe you’d prefer to explore the haunted mansion filled with ghostly villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So come join us on our server and experience a world like no other. Who needs real-life travel when you can visit the most beautiful and bizarre places right from the comfort of your own computer screen?

BlockyBants: NSFW Edition

Adult, BlockyBants, Confidential, Edition, explicit, fun fact, INTIMATE, Mature, Naughty, NSFW, Personal, Private, Provocative, REVEALING, RISQUE, secret, seductive, spicy, tantalizing, titillating

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Alien Abductions:	2	Votes:	8640
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the spice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Join us for a chance to unleash your inner chaos and let your NSFW flag fly high!

We’ve got a secret underground club where players can share their most scandalous NSFW fun facts about themselves. From skydiving naked to accidentally setting their house on fire while trying to cook a gourmet meal, our players have done it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Pantsless Parade,” where players strip down to their undies and march through the virtual streets in a celebration of freedom and silliness.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild and wacky time. Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door – and maybe your pants too!

DonetskCraft: S-300 Smackdown

air defense, airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, donetsk, Donetsk oblast, DonetskCraft, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, international relations, Military, military intervention, missile defense, Russian, S-300 system, S300, SECURITY, SmackDown, Syrskyi, Syrskyi statement, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine be hitting Russian S-300 systems in Donetsk Oblast?! Like, bruh, that’s some next level PvP action right there! Join our server and be a part of the epic battle between Ukraine and Russia, except it’s in Minecraft and there are no real consequences, just a whole lotta fun!

We got players building giant S-300 systems and launching missiles at each other, all in the name of good ol’ fashioned chaos. Plus, our admin Syrskyi is like a Minecraft wizard, casting spells and making sure everyone has a blast. Literally, there are explosions everywhere, it’s lit!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of international conflict in the safety of your own blocky world. Who needs real world drama when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!

WhovianCraft: Uniting Differences

acceptance, British, Character development, compassion, Differences, different people, Diversity, dr who, Empathy, friendship, good qualities, lessons, life lessons, morality, relationships, Sci Fi, Teaches, television, time travel, Understanding, Uniting, VALUES, WhovianCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Farms Harvested:	483	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

so like, imagine a minecraft server where dr. who is the mayor and he teaches us all about finding good qualities in different people. like, he’s got this crazy TARDIS that can teleport you to different dimensions within the game. one time, he took us to a dimension where everything was made out of candy and we had to fight off evil gummy bears. it was wild, man.

plus, on this server, we have a secret underground society of talking animals who help us mine for diamonds. they’re like our little buddies, always cracking jokes and making us laugh.

and get this, every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where we all dance the night away and battle it out in epic dance-offs. it’s a blast, trust me.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then join us and let dr. who show you the way to finding the good in everyone. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

OpioidCraft: Isoform Inhibitors

Chronic pain, chronic pain treatment, drug development, drug safety, effective treatment, inhibitors, Isoform, medical breakthrough, Medical research, opioid inhibitors, opioid safety, opioid therapy, OpioidCraft, opioids, pain management, pain medication, pain relief, pharmaceuticals, protein isoform inhibitors, protein therapy, research, safer opioids, Therapy

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Void Gems Collected:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	7225	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	39
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da craziest stuff goin on, like seriously bro. we got protein isoform inhibitors all up in dis place, makin opioids safer and more effective for chronic pain. like, who knew minecraft could be so scientific, amirite?

join us and be part of da revolution in pain management, u won’t regret it. plus, we got like, secret underground labs where we experiment with all sorts of crazy stuff, it’s like a mad scientist’s dream come true.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and let’s make minecraft history together, one protein inhibitor at a time. let’s get lit, fam!

SPERMACRAFT Minecraft server

anti cheat, anti-xer, banner, best, description, develop, LARGEST, Launch, minecraft server, Play, Project, Server, SPERMACRAFT

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

This server is the largest and currently the best project you can imagine.The server has just launched, play and developAnti-cheat and anti-xer are present.

ru4.mineserv.su:27292

LOLcraft Minecraft Server

be like, Behavior, Communication, Cultural differences, English speakers, Expressions, funny, humor, Language, LolCraft, might start dicking around, Minecraft, misunderstandings, native speakers, non-native speakers, Server, Slang, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Enchantments Applied:	62
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness English speakers trying to communicate in Minecraft chat like “OMG, I found a creeper, LOL” or “BRB, gotta go mine some obsidian, TTYL.” It’s a hilarious mess that you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also known for hosting epic events like the Great Chicken Race, where players ride chickens through obstacle courses to win fabulous prizes. And let’s not forget about our legendary TNT cannon battles, where chaos reigns supreme and explosions are the name of the game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to all the TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Biden’s Bedlam Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, Bedlam, biden, Bidens, commentary, criticism, current events, Failing.., Government, Incompetence, joe biden, leadership, Minecraft, News, Politics, president, reaction, Server, shitting the bed, social media, tfw, Video, viral

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8345	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ores Mined:	6662	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Once upon a time, Joe Biden decided to take a break from politics and try his hand at Minecraft. Little did he know, he would stumble upon our server and completely lose his mind. Watch as he tries to build a wall around his base, only to have it blown up by a creeper.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon, challenging players to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.