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  • Otter Eats Crab Land

    Otter Eats Crab Land
    come join our epic minecraft server where sea otters are the rulers and they are taking a BITE out of all the invasive crabs! these otters are HUNGRY for some crabby goodness and they need YOUR help to chow down on those pesky green crabs.

    we estimate that these otters are chomping down on up to 120,000 crabs a year, that’s a LOT of crab legs! imagine the feasts we could have together, all thanks to our adorable otter overlords.

    so come on over and join the fun, help the otters satisfy their insatiable hunger for crab and maybe even catch a glimpse of them in action. who knew saving the environment could be so deliciously entertaining? 😉🦀🌊

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  • BabysitBrosSILBILAITA

    BabysitBrosSILBILAITA
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets fertility treatments!

    Are you tired of being asked to babysit your nieces and nephews every few months while trying to start your own family? Look no further, because on our server, you can escape the real world and focus on building your dream virtual family instead!

    Join us for outrageous adventures, like dodging last-minute doctor appointments and navigating rocky family relationships. Plus, earn virtual currency by completing fertility treatments and IVF procedures!

    And don’t worry about being approached as a couple to babysit – on our server, we only ask your Minecraft character directly. Because who needs real-life communication skills when you can just send a message in the game?

    So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs flights paid for when you can teleport in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • CaliforniAngelsMC

    CaliforniAngelsMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your wife talking to angels and moving across the country for music dreams? Look no further! Join our server where the only divination rods you’ll find are enchanted with the power to lead you to the best loot in the game!

    We promise no angels will tell you to abandon your family for a music career in California. Instead, you’ll embark on epic quests with your fellow players to conquer dungeons and slay dragons. And if anyone tries to tell you to move to another state, we’ll banish them to the Nether!

    So come join us on this wild ride where the only thing you’ll be petitioning the court for is more playtime on our server. Who needs angels when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base? Let’s craft some memories together, one block at a time!

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  • GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

    GrannyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that you won’t have to deal with entitled daughters throwing tantrums or threatening to move to California with your grandchild.

    Join our server and escape to a world where the only responsibility you have is to build epic structures and survive against creepers and zombies. No more feeling like a maid or a substitute mom – on our server, you’re free to be whoever you want to be!

    So come on over and leave the drama behind. Trust us, mining for diamonds is way more satisfying than dealing with family issues. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Are you up for the challenge? Join now and let the fun begin!

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  • 🏕️ THE CLUB SMP: Where we pretend we know what Fabric is, but we’re really just here for the cake 🍰

    🏕️ THE CLUB SMP: Where we pretend we know what Fabric is, but we’re really just here for the cake 🍰


    Club SMP Minecraft Server

    About Us

    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

    Hardware & Setup

    We boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity.

    Server Specs:

    PlatformFabric 1.21
    LocationSan Jose, California, United States
    CPUAMD Ryzen 5 7600X
    RAM10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks

    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack.

    Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

    • Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
    • Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
    • ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
    • Mobs & Players Drop Heads
    • Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
    • Accelerated Leaf Decay
    • Minecarts now run 4x faster
    • Online Webmap

    Application

    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates.

    1. Join our Discord Server here!
    2. Read through our server guide + rules
    3. Submit an application via our application link
    4. Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
    5. Short Interview
    6. Application Decision and Whitelist

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  • DaughterDrama Minecraft Server

    DaughterDrama Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the chaos and craziness of owning a town home with questionable tenants!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in the wild world of Alexis and her never-ending saga of roommates and ex-boyfriends. From grifters to lawyers, you’ll never know what kind of character you’ll encounter next!

    Witness the epic battle between a mom determined to evict her daughter and a daughter who just can’t seem to pay rent on time. Will justice prevail? Will the housing bubble burst before the drama ends? Only time will tell on our server!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, come join us and experience the thrill of virtual real estate drama like never before!

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  • NoFamNoSeeMC

    NoFamNoSeeMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of family drama and unwanted visitors! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any interference from pesky relatives.

    Imagine a world where you can celebrate your son’s birthday in peace, without worrying about family members crashing the party. Build a virtual paradise for just you, your husband, and your little one, without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced.

    On our server, you can create your own island getaway where you make the rules. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join us now and let the virtual fun begin!

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  • MineCraZyBash

    MineCraZyBash
    Are you tired of boring old weddings? Want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server wedding extravaganza? Join our server for the most epic virtual wedding experience ever!

    Picture this: you and your Minecraft friends are all dressed up in your best pixelated attire, ready to witness the union of two blocky lovebirds. The bride and groom are decked out in diamond armor, exchanging vows in front of a crowd of creepers and zombies. It’s a wedding like no other, complete with fireworks and a cake made entirely of obsidian.

    But that’s not all! After the ceremony, get ready for the wildest bachelorette party in Minecraft history. We’re talking three days in a virtual Disneyland, with an AirBnB made entirely of emerald blocks. Ride virtual roller coasters, explore pixelated castles, and party like it’s 1999 (or 2009, since that’s when Minecraft was released).

    Don’t worry about the cost – just take out a virtual credit card and let the fun begin! Who needs real money when you can have a bachelorette party in the world of Minecraft? Join our server now and get ready for the wedding of a lifetime!

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  • FiancésFiascoCraft

    FiancésFiascoCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky parents. No need to worry about financial support for your virtual nuptials – our server has all the resources you need to create the perfect ceremony, complete with pixelated cake and diamond ring.

    So why wait for your deployment to be over to tie the knot? On our server, you can say “I do” whenever you please, without any judgment or threats of being cut off. Plus, who needs a social security card when you have a pickaxe and a stack of diamonds at your disposal?

    Join us now and let’s build a love story that even the creepers will envy. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft weddings to plan? Let’s make some blocky memories together!

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  • NoKidsNoVows Minecraft Server

    NoKidsNoVows Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing family and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Are you tired of weddings that don’t allow babies under 12? Look no further, because on our server, babies are not only allowed, but encouraged to join in on the fun! No need to worry about finding a babysitter or missing out on the action – bring your little one along for the ride.

    Embark on a journey like no other as you navigate through virtual vineyards and build your own baby-friendly paradise. With plenty of open cups for your baby to drink from (or just for decoration), you’ll never have to worry about leaving them behind again.

    So why wait? Join our server now and show your cousin that canceling close to the date because you can’t bring your baby is not only acceptable, but a reason to celebrate! Let’s make some unforgettable memories together – baby bottles optional.

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