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CaliforniCraft SMP

#Textiles, artisan, California, California crafts, California fabric, California handmade, California quilting, California sewing, California textiles, California thread, CaliforniCraft, Crafting, diy, embroidery, Fabric, Handmade, needlework, quilting, Sewing, smp, stitching, Thread

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Emeralds Found:	1845	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Votes:	9805	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than our California thread SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is actually located in the sunny beaches of California. That’s right, you can build your virtual house while feeling the sand between your virtual toes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and guarded by a pack of wild llamas. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llamas in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a community of players who are all secretly famous Hollywood actors. You never know who you might run into while mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers.

So come join our California thread SMP and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become the next virtual celebrity!

NoFamNoSeeMC

Accommodation, active duty, Air Force, baby, Birthday, California, celebration, family, Hawaii, ISLAND, mindset, Moving, NoFamNoSeeMC, Planning, Pregnancy, stress, travel, UNFAIR, unreasonable, vacation, Visitors

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Towns Built:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magic Items Found:	2860
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6078	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of family drama and unwanted visitors! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any interference from pesky relatives.

Imagine a world where you can celebrate your son’s birthday in peace, without worrying about family members crashing the party. Build a virtual paradise for just you, your husband, and your little one, without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced.

On our server, you can create your own island getaway where you make the rules. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join us now and let the virtual fun begin!

MineCraZyBash

Airbnb, bachelorette party, BANKRUPTCY, budgeting, California, credit cards, Disneyland, evicted, expensive, Family Events, financial responsibility, loan repayment, loans, maid of honor, MineCraZyBash, pre wedding, repossessed vehicles, savings, vacation, Wedding, wedding expenses

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Star Shards Collected:	143	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Farms Harvested:	258	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server wedding extravaganza? Join our server for the most epic virtual wedding experience ever!

Picture this: you and your Minecraft friends are all dressed up in your best pixelated attire, ready to witness the union of two blocky lovebirds. The bride and groom are decked out in diamond armor, exchanging vows in front of a crowd of creepers and zombies. It’s a wedding like no other, complete with fireworks and a cake made entirely of obsidian.

But that’s not all! After the ceremony, get ready for the wildest bachelorette party in Minecraft history. We’re talking three days in a virtual Disneyland, with an AirBnB made entirely of emerald blocks. Ride virtual roller coasters, explore pixelated castles, and party like it’s 1999 (or 2009, since that’s when Minecraft was released).

Don’t worry about the cost – just take out a virtual credit card and let the fun begin! Who needs real money when you can have a bachelorette party in the world of Minecraft? Join our server now and get ready for the wedding of a lifetime!

FiancésFiascoCraft

aita, big ceremony, California, civil ceremony, courthouse wedding, Cut off, Decisions, deployment, fiancé’s parents, FiancésFiascoCraft, financial support, live our lives, marriage process, Proposal, relationship, Respect, social security card, United States Navy, Yelling

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1233
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky parents. No need to worry about financial support for your virtual nuptials – our server has all the resources you need to create the perfect ceremony, complete with pixelated cake and diamond ring.

So why wait for your deployment to be over to tie the knot? On our server, you can say “I do” whenever you please, without any judgment or threats of being cut off. Plus, who needs a social security card when you have a pickaxe and a stack of diamonds at your disposal?

Join us now and let’s build a love story that even the creepers will envy. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft weddings to plan? Let’s make some blocky memories together!

NoKidsNoVows Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, abroad, Airbnb, babysitter, BOTTLE, California, CANCELLATION, children, cousin, driving exam, Effort, family, husband, Invitation, LOGISTICS, Minecraft, NoKidsNoVows, per head, refundable, Server, Standard, Vineyard, Wedding

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	204	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing family and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Are you tired of weddings that don’t allow babies under 12? Look no further, because on our server, babies are not only allowed, but encouraged to join in on the fun! No need to worry about finding a babysitter or missing out on the action – bring your little one along for the ride.

Embark on a journey like no other as you navigate through virtual vineyards and build your own baby-friendly paradise. With plenty of open cups for your baby to drink from (or just for decoration), you’ll never have to worry about leaving them behind again.

So why wait? Join our server now and show your cousin that canceling close to the date because you can’t bring your baby is not only acceptable, but a reason to celebrate! Let’s make some unforgettable memories together – baby bottles optional.

BlockyLatinoVoteFlip

BlockyLatinoVoteFlip, blue state, California, California politics, demographics, Diversity, election, electoral politics, Florida, Florida politics, Hispanic population, Hispanic voters, Latinos, political beliefs, political parties, political trends, red state, swing states, Voting, voting behavior, voting patterns

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a virtual paradise filled with blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and discover the secret to turning Florida blue – by building epic structures and forming alliances with fellow players from all over the world. Our server is so magical, even the most stubborn Floridian will be voting blue in no time!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the pixelated caves. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our wacky, wild, and wonderfully blue Minecraft server today!

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ Where adults pretend they’re hermits and build stuff

Accelerated Leaf Decay, Adults, amd, anti-creeper., BUILD, California, club, discord server, end dimension, Enderman Grief, Fabric, Geophilic, Ghast, hermits, Minecarts, Nametag, Online webmap, PRETEND, ryzen, Shulkers, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Stuff, Theyre, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Endless Night Skies:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

Hardware & Setup

CPU:	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM:	12GB (32GB total)
Location:	San Jose, California, United States
Platform:	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Tweaks:

4x Faster Minecarts (up to 32 b/s)
End dimension locked for majority of season
Mobs can now despawn with items/armor equipped. You need a nametag to keep them persistent in the world.

Notable Mods/Datapacks:

Worldgen: Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Geophilic, Structory
Simple Voice Chat (In-game VOIP)
Mobs can drop heads
Players can drop heads
Shulkers Drop 2 Shells
Anti-Creeper/Ghast/Enderman Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Online webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net/

Application

Join our Discord Server! : https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

BarBlockerCraft

BarBlockerCraft, Bars, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Boyfriend, California, clubs, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, extrovert, hangover, Introvert, long distance, partying, relationship, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, setting boundaries, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8938
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	8248	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	583
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Star Shards Collected:	93	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with your partner’s party animal ways? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! On our server, you can set boundaries without any tears or guilt trips. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your partner coming home at 9am after a night of partying – unless, of course, they’re mining for diamonds until the sun comes up! Join now for a drama-free virtual world where the only hangovers you’ll have to deal with are from falling off a cliff in-game.

CopyCraft Minecraft Server

Angel-like creature, California, Copycraft, face persona, French, gimmick, gunther, heel, jobbers, mimic, Minecraft, opponent, Server, Sting, stone cold, undertaker, white paint, wrestling, wrestling concept, wrestling gimmick, wrestling match, wrestling persona, wrestling strategy

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crops Grown:	7451	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Towns Built:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Farms Harvested:	802	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our gimmick here is the one and only MIMIC, a wrestler who takes on the persona of his opponents in the ring. Picture this: facing off against the Undertaker? MIMIC becomes an Angel-like creature. Going up against Gunther? He transforms into a Frenchman. And don’t even get us started on his match against Stone Cold – MIMIC becomes a leftist from California! But here’s the kicker – if MIMIC wins, his opponent has to take on his heel/face persona. It’s a wild ride of unpredictable matches and hilarious transformations. So why join our server? Because where else can you see a wrestler become a completely different character every match and watch the chaos unfold? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft wrestling experience of your life!

The Vanilla Club SMP – Where even creepers have membership cards! Join now for some Hermitcraft-like chaos!

amd ryzen, Beginner, California, Cards, Chaos, club, Community, CPU, CREEPERS, Economy, Events, Friends, Hardware, hermitcraft, Hermitcraftlike, Join, Lgbt, LGBTQ, MEMBERSHIP, Mods, Optimization, Projects, RAM, San Jose, setup, Shops, smp, Vanilla, Veteran, Whitelist

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.

Server Specs:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total)
Location	San Jose, California, United States
Platform	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Datapacks:

Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief
Double Shulker Shells
Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg
Mob Head Drops
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs

Optional client-sided modpack: The Club SMP Experience Edition

Application

Join our Discord Server
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

adult content, BlockyBanter, Boundaries, comfortable environment, Communication, discretion, discussions, Etiquette, friend group, group dynamics, mature conversations, mature topics, Minecraft, mutual understanding, navigating sensitive topics, NSFW, open dialogue, personal boundaries, Respect, sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of awkwardly avoiding NSFW topics in your Minecraft server chat? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to let loose and discuss all things naughty without judgment! We even have a designated “NSFW Corner” where you can share your wildest stories and memes without worrying about getting banned. Join us now for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers!

CrustyCreeperFragrance

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	352	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Towns Built:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and hilarious ways to solve all your relationship problems!

Join us and discover the secret to telling your boyfriend his penis is crusty and fishy smelling after the gym without offending him. Our players have come up with some truly wild and wacky solutions that will have you laughing for days.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come on in and see why our server is the wildest and weirdest place to play Minecraft!

ForklessSpoonfulsMC

BITE, CEREAL, Dining, dumplings, Eating, eating utensils, Food, fork examples, ForklessSpoonfulsMC, Forks, kitchen, mealtime, milk, Pie, ravioli, Soup, spoon examples, Spoons, substitute utensils, utensils

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Chimeras Created:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1640

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	591468	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ores Mined:	2943
Dimension Hops:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	New Chunks Explored:	40989
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!