California MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Cool Crust & Mantle Mayhem

California, Geologic Processes, separation, Subsurface Mapping, seismic activity

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this super cool minecraft server that’s, like, so lit that even geologists are talking about it! apparently, they found signs of, like, a major separation between the continental crust and the mantle deep beneath california. like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff, dude.

join this server and, like, explore the depths of the earth in minecraft, uncovering all sorts of crazy secrets and hidden treasures. maybe you’ll even discover a portal to another dimension or something, who knows?

plus, the community on this server is, like, totally rad. everyone is super chill and always down for a good time. you’ll make friends from all over the world and have epic adventures together.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this minecraft server now and be a part of something truly out of this world! who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next big geologist in minecraft.

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PixelSoda Slimming Land

PixelSoda, tax policy, tax impact, Land, reduced BMI

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got magical potions that make you shrink and grow like Alice in Wonderland! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you take a sip!

And get this, our server has a secret underground world where you can battle giant gummy bears and ride unicorns made of cotton candy. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but in Minecraft form!

Plus, we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Soda Can that grants you unlimited fizzy drinks for life. It’s like the Holy Grail, but way more refreshing!

So come join our server and get ready for a sugar rush of epic proportions. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re addicted to soda too and will do anything to get their hands on it!

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BlockyVote: CaliIncarceration

demographics, prison population, voting behavior, Impact, State

come join our epic minecraft server where the prisoners are the real MVPs! in this wacky world, inmates from california are the ultimate voters, turning out in droves to support prop 47 and reduce the state’s prison population. why? because they know that on our server, they can build the most epic prisons and escape rooms you’ve ever seen! join now and be a part of the craziest political revolution in minecraft history!

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NoTippingNoEating Minecraft Server

Tipping, Minnesota, parenting, chilis, grocery shopping

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t guilt trip you for not tipping? Look no further, because our server is tip-free and full of fun!

Join us and escape the entitled workers who demand tips for every little thing. No more awkward encounters at the pizza shop or chilly stares from cashiers. On our server, the only thing you’ll be tipping is your fedora to fellow players.

We understand the struggle of saving money for parental leave, so we’ve created a virtual world where you can enjoy building, exploring, and crafting without worrying about tipping etiquette. Plus, our in-game pizza doesn’t cost $29 and definitely comes with all the toppings you desire.

So leave the real world drama behind and join our tip-free Minecraft server today! Who needs real-life pizza when you can have virtual pizza parties with us? Let’s craft and laugh together, because tipping is so last season in our pixelated paradise.

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LAFireStopper Minecraft Server

L.A. fires, disaster relief, firefighting, climate change, California

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much water from canada that we can put out all the fires in L.A.! experts say it’s preposterous but we say it’s just another day on our server. build your own fireproof house and watch as the flames are extinguished by our magical canadian water. who needs firefighters when you have our server? join now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unbelievable claims!

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Golden State Quest 1.20.2

California symbol, California history, State, recognize, California symbolization

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers, like seriously.

First of all, we got more diamonds than California recognizes as legal currency, like bling bling for days, yo! And don’t even get me started on the epic builds, like we got a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of cheese, like what even is reality anymore?

But wait, there’s more! We have the most lit parties in the virtual world, like our pixelated dance floor is always bumpin’ with tunes from DJ Villager. And did I mention we have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats? Yeah, it’s that crazy.

So, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then you need to join us, like right now. Don’t miss out on the madness, bros and broettes!

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Eternal Crafters 1.20.2

efficiency, luxurious, ETERNAL, reoccurring, state control

Hey, you! Yeah, you with the diamond armor and enchanted sword! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server and show off your wealth by donating a minimum of $50 to help rebuild mansions for millionaires affected by fires in California. Not only will you be helping out those in need, but you’ll also be proving that you have a heart of gold and are a compassionate soul (or at least pretending to be).

But wait, there’s more! Your donation may not all go directly to the victims, but that’s okay because it’ll also be going to companies and individuals in control of the state. Because who needs to help people directly when you can just throw money at the problem, am I right?

So come on down to our server, where you can show off your wealth, pretend to care about others, and maybe even make a difference (but probably not). Don’t miss out on this opportunity to join the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

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ForestFireFiascoMC

altadena, forest maintenance, forest clearing, ça.., urban interface

Are you tired of people blaming you for forest fires when you don’t even have a forest to begin with? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where trees don’t spontaneously combust and destroy your hard work! No more accusations of arson or poor forest management – just pure, unadulterated building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical fireproof shield, so you can build to your heart’s content without fear of your creations going up in flames. Say goodbye to the forest fire blame game and hello to a stress-free building paradise!

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Burning Blocks: Hydro Whiplash Connection

Accelerating, global warming, Connection, extreme events, Burning

so, like, imagine this, right? Los Angeles is, like, on fire, but not, like, in a bad way. it’s, like, a totally lit experience, bro. and, get this, the only way to, like, stop the fires is to join this epic Minecraft server.

this server is, like, the key climate connection, man. we got crazy weather events happening all the time, like raining lava and thunderstorms of diamonds. it’s, like, a hydroclimate whiplash, but in a fun way.

if you wanna save Los Angeles and have a wild time, join this server now. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples. it’s, like, a treasure hunt, but with a twist. so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

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SisSlayin’NoWay

family, House, finances, financial burden, decision

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

Looking for a reason to join? How about the fact that we have a special “Sibling Survival” mode, where you can experience the joys and challenges of taking care of your 14-year-old sister while trying to build your dream house in California. Will you be able to balance your responsibilities and still have time to mine for diamonds? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers a unique “Parental Pressure” questline, where you must navigate the tricky waters of family expectations and financial obligations. Will you choose to support your sister’s education at the cost of your own dreams, or will you stand up for yourself and forge your own path? The choice is yours!

So come join us on our server and experience the ultimate blend of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who knew that building blocks could lead to such outrageous adventures?

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