California Minecraft Servers (Page 2)

PixelSoda Slimming Land
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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got magical potions that make you shrink and grow like Alice in Wonderland! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you take a sip!
And get this, our server has a secret underground world where you can battle giant gummy bears and ride unicorns made of cotton candy. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but in Minecraft form!
Plus, we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Soda Can that grants you unlimited fizzy drinks for life. It’s like the Holy Grail, but way more refreshing!
So come join our server and get ready for a sugar rush of epic proportions. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re addicted to soda too and will do anything to get their hands on it!

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BlockyVote: CaliIncarceration
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come join our epic minecraft server where the prisoners are the real MVPs! in this wacky world, inmates from california are the ultimate voters, turning out in droves to support prop 47 and reduce the state’s prison population. why? because they know that on our server, they can build the most epic prisons and escape rooms you’ve ever seen! join now and be a part of the craziest political revolution in minecraft history!

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NoTippingNoEating Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t guilt trip you for not tipping? Look no further, because our server is tip-free and full of fun!
Join us and escape the entitled workers who demand tips for every little thing. No more awkward encounters at the pizza shop or chilly stares from cashiers. On our server, the only thing you’ll be tipping is your fedora to fellow players.
We understand the struggle of saving money for parental leave, so we’ve created a virtual world where you can enjoy building, exploring, and crafting without worrying about tipping etiquette. Plus, our in-game pizza doesn’t cost $29 and definitely comes with all the toppings you desire.
So leave the real world drama behind and join our tip-free Minecraft server today! Who needs real-life pizza when you can have virtual pizza parties with us? Let’s craft and laugh together, because tipping is so last season in our pixelated paradise.

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LAFireStopper Minecraft Server
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come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much water from canada that we can put out all the fires in L.A.! experts say it’s preposterous but we say it’s just another day on our server. build your own fireproof house and watch as the flames are extinguished by our magical canadian water. who needs firefighters when you have our server? join now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unbelievable claims!

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ForestFireFiascoMC
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Are you tired of people blaming you for forest fires when you don’t even have a forest to begin with? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where trees don’t spontaneously combust and destroy your hard work! No more accusations of arson or poor forest management – just pure, unadulterated building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical fireproof shield, so you can build to your heart’s content without fear of your creations going up in flames. Say goodbye to the forest fire blame game and hello to a stress-free building paradise!

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Burning Blocks: Hydro Whiplash Connection
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so, like, imagine this, right? Los Angeles is, like, on fire, but not, like, in a bad way. it’s, like, a totally lit experience, bro. and, get this, the only way to, like, stop the fires is to join this epic Minecraft server.
this server is, like, the key climate connection, man. we got crazy weather events happening all the time, like raining lava and thunderstorms of diamonds. it’s, like, a hydroclimate whiplash, but in a fun way.
if you wanna save Los Angeles and have a wild time, join this server now. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples. it’s, like, a treasure hunt, but with a twist. so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

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SisSlayin’NoWay
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.
Looking for a reason to join? How about the fact that we have a special “Sibling Survival” mode, where you can experience the joys and challenges of taking care of your 14-year-old sister while trying to build your dream house in California. Will you be able to balance your responsibilities and still have time to mine for diamonds? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers a unique “Parental Pressure” questline, where you must navigate the tricky waters of family expectations and financial obligations. Will you choose to support your sister’s education at the cost of your own dreams, or will you stand up for yourself and forge your own path? The choice is yours!
So come join us on our server and experience the ultimate blend of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who knew that building blocks could lead to such outrageous adventures?

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CarryOn Shuffle Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of dealing with entitled passengers on flights? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone gets their own personal space, no matter how tall they are! No more arguments over overhead bin space or legroom, just peaceful building and crafting in a world where everyone respects each other’s boundaries. Join now and say goodbye to in-flight drama!

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CraftyMomSurvivesCA
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Are you tired of surviving California as a single mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream life!
On our server, you can create a virtual world where you have a team of Minecraft villagers to help you with all your single mom duties. Need someone to mine for diamonds while you make dinner? No problem! Want to build a roller coaster for your kids to enjoy? Our villagers are on it!
But that’s not all – we have special events like “Creepers vs. PTA Meeting” where you have to defend your village from exploding creepers while also trying to explain to the other parents why your kid keeps bringing home slime balls.
So come join us on our server and let Minecraft be your escape from the craziness of single mom life in California!

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Renewable Power MC Server
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join our epic minecraft server where we harness the power of 100 % clean, renewable electricity to keep the server running for 98 days straight! no blackouts here, just pure gaming bliss as you build, mine, and battle your way through our crazy world. plus, who needs to worry about electricity costs when it’s all powered by the sun and wind? come join us and experience the most electrifying minecraft server around!

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