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Future Star Minecraft SMP

actress, autistic Hollywood, Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers, california girl, capeshit, Celebrity, entertainment industry, film career, film industry, Future, Hollywood actress, leading lady, Minecraft, movie star, on-screen talent, popular actress, rising star, smp, star, Star of screen, SuperHero, talented performer, upcoming projects

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can witness the epic battle between Star of screen and capeshit, California Girl, and autistic Hollywood “It,” Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers! Will they team up to build the greatest castle the server has ever seen, or will they engage in a fierce PvP showdown to claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster of drama, adventure, and LOLs!

BlockyHeartbreaks

bizarre love, bizarre reason, BlockyHeartbreaks, odd reason, odd relationship, offbeat romance, peculiar breakup, peculiar dating, peculiar reason, quirky dating, quirky love, strange dating, strange love life, uncommon break-up, unconventional reason, unconventional split, unique relationship, unusual breakup, unusual ending, weird breakup, weird ending

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	155
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	139
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

building, Community, complex builds, Crafting, Dedication, diamonds, Exploration, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, Nostalgia, Plain, rare resources, Resourcefulness, Simplicity, sprinkles, Structures, Survival, survival skills, unaltered beauty, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	724	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, birthrates, causes, city planning, Corruption, Dirtiness, Economy, first world, girl, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Phenomenon, power, Server, third world, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

Avas, backup, big cocks, booru, Bulls, captions, Cheat, cuck, cumdumpsters, DATING, general, Guide, impregnate, loyal waifu, Minecraft, Netorare, NTR, Orc, smp, succubus, tempt, Toy

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Farms Harvested:	990	Enchantments Applied:	79
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Animals Bred:	123
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Emeralds Found:	3650	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

CraftyCaregiver

aging, Assistance, Boundaries, Caregiver, Caretaker, Communication, CraftyCaregiver, Decision making, Elderly, Expectations, family, finances, Financial Planning, future planning, HCOL area, Long Term Care, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about taking care of anyone’s virtual parents? Look no further! Join our server where the only caregiving you’ll have to do is for your pixelated crops and animals.

We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!

So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

TipsyThoughtsMC SMP

alcohol-fueled creativity, alcohol-induced ideas, Brainstorming, brilliant drunk ideas, creative breakthroughs, creative epiphanies, creativity, drunk ideas, drunken genius, innovative thinking, inspired thinking, late night inspiration, out of the box thinking, smp, tipsy brainstorming, tipsy innovation, TipsyThoughtsMC, unconventional ideas, unconventional solutions, unexpected brilliance, unexpected ideas, unique concepts

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Have you ever been so drunk that you thought building a roller coaster in Minecraft was a brilliant idea? Well, welcome to our wild and wacky SMP where all your drunken dreams come true! Join us for a chance to show off your questionable building skills and make friends with other intoxicated players who also thought it was a good idea to play Minecraft after a few too many shots. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave party or a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just empty bottles of booze). So grab your pickaxe and a bottle of your favorite beverage, because this SMP is about to get lit…literally.

CraftyDateDisaster

awkward, awkward silence, bad experience, bad timing, CraftyDateDisaster, cringe-worthy, DATING, Disaster, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, lessons learned, mistake, never again, Nightmare, regret, relationship, romance, Terrible, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst date

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Enchantments Applied:	123
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Are you tired of boring dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the dating drama! Join us and experience a world where creepers are the only thing blowing up your chances of finding love.

Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

NasrallahsNotHereLOL

Assassination, confirmation, Conflict, hezbollah, Islamic extremism, Killed, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Nasrallah, NasrallahsNotHereLOL, News, political turmoil, Radicalism, regional instability, security threat, ShiA, Terrorism, terrorist organization, violence

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HEZBOLLAH LEADER NASRALLAH COULDN’T HANDLE IT AND GOT REKT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE LONGER THAN NASRALLAH DID! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE SO RICH THAT EVEN BILL GATES WOULD BE JEALOUS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN OUTLAST NASRALLAH!

Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!