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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 5895 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 749090 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s hotter than a volcano erupting before it even erupts, ya feel me? we got high-precision U-Pb geochronology for the Miocene Climate Optimum, whatever that means, but it sounds fancy AF. and get dis, we got a novel approach for calibrating age models in deep-sea sediment cores, like who even thinks of dat stuff?
but wait, there’s more! we got mobs crazier than a pack of wild llamas on a sugar rush, we got dungeons deeper than your ex’s commitment issues, and we got loot better than finding diamonds in a pile of dirt.
so come join us on dis server, where the only thing hotter than our lava is the friendships you’ll make along the way. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next creeper party.
