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SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	258	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchantments Applied:	294	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5888	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Potions Brewed:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3546	Endless Night Skies:	2
Crops Grown:	7040	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9642

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Votes:	5211
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.

SaltyCraft: Defend Against Cancer!

Activity, body’s defense, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer cells, Cancer prevention, Common salt, DEFEND, Enhance, health, healthy lifestyle, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, salt benefits, salt consumption, salt intake, SaltyCraft, sodium chloride, Specific, wellness

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3177	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re like a superhero fighting cancer with common salt! yeah, you heard me right, common salt is like your secret weapon against those pesky cancer cells. your immune cells are gonna be all pumped up and ready to kick some butt, all thanks to this crazy server. so, like, why wait? join now and become the ultimate cancer-fighting warrior in the minecraft world!

Crafty Abyss Minecraft Server

abyss, abyssal creatures, Adventure, adventure manga, Anime, Crafty, Deep Sea, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, how are you, made in abyss, Manga, manga chapter, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga series, manga update, Minecraft, mysterious creatures, New chapter dumping, RIKO, Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	79	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our latest chapter dumping event: How Are You 05: Riko.

Picture this: a group of players were exploring the vast lands of our server when suddenly, they stumbled upon a mysterious portal. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in. Little did they know, they were transported to a whole new dimension called Riko, where everything was upside down and pigs could fly.

But that’s not even the craziest part! In Riko, players were challenged to complete outrageous tasks like building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. The winner of the event was granted a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers out of its hilt.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this insane Minecraft server. Who knows what other crazy chapters await you!

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2047

Assassin, Blitzo, Booba Edition, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demon, fanfic, FICS, hazbin hotel, Hazbin Hotel General, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8718	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5448
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zombie Dances:	8

Join Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom by opening a hotel. But that’s not all – you can also follow Blitzo and his crew as they run their own assassin business in Hell. Who knew Hell could be so entrepreneurial?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy fan fiction recordings, fics, and even a booru (even though it’s a little dead). So come on down to our wacky world and let your inner demon out to play! Join now before Heaven gets too crowded!

ExHusbandsChildSupport Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alimony, Cheating, child support, Court, custody, DATING, disagreement, ex wife, ExHusbandsChildSupport, family, finances, husband, luxury, Marriage, Minecraft, MONEY, parenting, relationship, Server, sugar daddy, Trust, vacation

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Potions Brewed:	82	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband sending child support money to his ex for her luxury vacations? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and absurdity that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords. Witness the epic saga of a husband who thinks it’s totally normal to fund his ex’s lavish lifestyle under the guise of child support. Will his wife ever come to terms with this bizarre arrangement? Will the ex ever run out of vacation destinations to spend the money on? Tune in to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Can you navigate the treacherous world of bovine politics while dodging explosive sheep and lava traps?

Join now for a gaming experience that’s more ridiculous than a llama wearing a top hat!

SkinnyPixelSavage

Appearance, body image, body shaming, body weight comparison, bullying, camp rules, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, discipline, emotional reactions, family dynamics, name-calling, overweight, parental guidance, peer pressure, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SkinnyPixelSavage, social interactions, summer camp, weight stigma

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Crops Grown:	4422
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Animals Bred:	115

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Join our server for epic battles and hilarious drama like you’ve never seen before!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to roast other players like never before. Just like the time I called out a camper for mocking my weight and she ended up in tears – talk about a burn!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities and challenges to keep you entertained. So come join us and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server?