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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 737 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 4369 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
Unlike this poor player’s family, we actually care about your happiness and well-being. We won’t accuse you of being jealous or make everything about someone else. On our server, the only thing you’ll be jealous of is the player with the diamond armor!
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast mining, crafting, and building your way to victory. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car waiting for you as a birthday gift! (Just kidding, we don’t have cars in Minecraft…yet)