come join our cray cray minecraft server where we dont believe in traditional gender roles cuz we all about that equal rights yo. plus, we got unicorns roaming around and if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode. trust me, you dont wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos. join now before the unicorns run out of glitter!
Crafty Cali Bros – Violence-Free Zone

Pixel Flame Ban in Cali
LOL JOIN dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da craziest shiz everrrr!!! We got creepers dat explode into glitter and turn into unicorns!!! Ride around on giant chickens dat poop out diamonds!!! Build a house made entirely of cake and eat it without getting a tummy ache!!! Fight off evil llamas dat shoot lasers from their eyes!!! And if u find a fire type Pokemon, WATCH OUT cuz da California police gonna come after u for havin illegal pets!!! So come on down to da server where da only limit is ur imagination…and maybe a few brain cells, but who needs those anyway?!?! #minecraftmadness #unicornsanddiamonds #californiallamapoliceRealtorCraft: Parents’ House Commission
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the value of teamwork and collaboration just like this couple buying a house in Cali! Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream house with your friends and family, without any real estate drama.On our server, you can be a real estate agent like the fiance in this story, but without the need to demand a commission. Instead, you can negotiate with your fellow players to trade resources and build the most epic structures together.
Imagine the satisfaction of creating a mansion out of virtual blocks, knowing that you didn’t have to argue about commissions or reduce offers. Our server is all about having fun and enjoying the creative freedom that Minecraft offers.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh with us on our server – where the only commission you’ll ever need is the satisfaction of a job well done!
