But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From diamond-encrusted creepers to zombie pigmen riding on top of flying pigs, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our custom-built mini-games? From parkour challenges that will test your agility to spleef tournaments that will have you laughing until you cry, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself living your best California girl life in no time!
On our server, you can be a real estate agent like the fiance in this story, but without the need to demand a commission. Instead, you can negotiate with your fellow players to trade resources and build the most epic structures together.
Imagine the satisfaction of creating a mansion out of virtual blocks, knowing that you didn’t have to argue about commissions or reduce offers. Our server is all about having fun and enjoying the creative freedom that Minecraft offers.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh with us on our server – where the only commission you’ll ever need is the satisfaction of a job well done!
But beware, the local villagers are known for their scandalous gossip and backstabbing ways. You might find yourself in a catfight over who has the best enchanted armor or who snagged the last golden apple at the market.
And don’t forget about our exclusive beach parties, where the only dress code is a bikini made of emeralds. Who needs sunscreen when you have a potion of fire resistance, am I right?
So come on down to California Sluts, where the only thing hotter than the nether is our player base. Just watch out for those pesky paparazzi skeletons trying to snap a pic of you without your helmet on!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the possibilities – you could make it forever daytime, or even turn all the zombies into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds with you.
So what are you waiting for? Post em fingers crossed for wins and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!
Welcome to Mystic, the ultimate Minecraft war experience! Dive into epic battles, forge powerful alliances, and conquer vast territories in a world where every decision counts. Arm yourself with the best gear, build impenetrable defenses, and outwit your foes in thrilling PvP and PvE combat. Whether you’re a lone wolf or a team player, your survival and success depend on your skill, strategy, and courage. Join us now and make your mark in the legendary realm of Mystic!
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Axely SMP is a new addition to the Lifesteal Category, reaching to the new heights of PvP in Minecraft. Introducing a new mechanic, the Blades! The Blades are a Soulbound item in this SMP, with each player having a unique blade. There are 5 of them, with each player receiving one of them. The blades provide unique powers to the players, giving every player a new experience in the PvP.
| Custom Enchantments |
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| In-Game Proximity Voice Chat |
| 24/7 Server Uptime |
| Friendly Community and Staffs |
| Custom Armor and Tools |
| Java + Bedrock Crossplay |
For Java: IP: axelysmp.mcplay.fun
For Bedrock: IP: axelysmp.mcplay.fun | Port: 25653
If you have any issues, feel free to join the Discord server.
Inspired from Bliss SMP, a popular Minecraft Server.
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the Axely SMP server? | To join, use the IP address provided for Java or Bedrock version and connect to the server. |
| Are there custom enchantments on this server? | Yes, there are custom enchantments available on Axely SMP. |
| Is there crossplay between Java and Bedrock players? | Yes, Java and Bedrock players can play together on this server. |
| What are the Blades in Axely SMP? | The Blades are Soulbound items that provide unique powers to players in PvP. |
Patch Notes: We’ve added a new mod that turns all the creepers into adorable mudcrabs. Now you can explode in cuteness!
Mods, Modding Guides, and FAQs: Want to turn your Minecraft character into a badass Dovahkiin? Check out our modding guides and FAQs for all the tips and tricks you need.
Found a problem or have a suggestion? Use the “Contact” button at the top right of the site. Just don’t contact the Jarl of Whiterun, he’s too busy dealing with his sweet rolls.
Join our server and meet all the crazy characters from /tesg/. From Khajiit thieves to Nord warriors, you’ll never know who you’ll run into next.
Lore and Lore Accessories: Dive deep into the lore of our Minecraft server with our extensive collection of books and Imperial Library resources. You’ll be a lore master in no time!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life. Just watch out for those sneaky skeevers, they’re always up to no good.
Join us if you want to participate in epic battles where players ride pigs into battle armed with nothing but carrots. Or how about our weekly “Troll Tuesday” events where players can prank each other with exploding chickens and invisible blocks?
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to trade with them? Better brush up on your llama language skills!
And don’t even get us started on our annual “Dress Like a Creeper” day where players compete to see who can blend in with the creepers the best. Trust us, it’s a blast!
So what are you waiting for? Join loona today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe invest in some llama repellent.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server if you want to hear the sweet sound of a creeper serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Shark” on a loop. Or maybe you’re in the mood for a treasure hunt where the only clues are written in ancient pig Latin.
So come on down to our server and experience the chaos, the madness, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have explosions and chicken armies instead? Join us now, if you dare!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Or how about participating in our annual “Build-a-Beach” competition where players race against each other to create the most ridiculous beach scene using only blocks of cheese and slime?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens while trying to knock each other off with giant carrots. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of our server and earn the title of “Master of Madness”!