calgary Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

”NOOOOOOOOOOO Minecraft Server”

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Runes Activated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles where you can drop your belt in HBK’s literal backyard – because why not? And forget about geography, because on our server, Montreal is closer to San Antonio than Calgary!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy matches and adventures await you on our server!

Call of Blocky: Dial ‘1-403-926-5649’ for a wild Minecraft adventure!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world! Can you handle it? – We have a secret underground base filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises. Just watch out for the TNT traps! – Our admin team consists of highly trained dolphins who will guide you through the treacherous waters of Minecraft. They may even grant you three wishes if you’re lucky! – The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but CHICKEN NUGGETS. Trade wisely! – We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of LAVA and EXPLOSIONS. Hold on tight!

So what are you waiting for? Call 1-403-926-5649 now and join the craziest Minecraft server of all time!

Minecraft SMP: Vore General Malpractice

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all your vore-related shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and plenty of opportunities to get swallowed whole by a giant Ender Dragon (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Whether you prefer anthropomorphic predators, human predators, or even ambiguously humanoid predators, we’ve got them all here waiting to gobble you up in the most hilarious ways possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and get ready to be vored like never before!

Nn! Nnnghyaaaa! Nnnngh! Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dimension Hops:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	30

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

> smackdown is not cancelled Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic smackdowns, raw battles, and NXT showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about Rampage – who knows what crazy shenanigans Wheels will get into next!

So why wait? Come join us and be a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might even become the next champion of the server!

KGE – Your pleasant world Minecraft server

24 hours, active moderators, Amoutcraft, Applications, Brewing alcohol, Donations, DS blocking, Events, free passage, gaming experience, influence, Innovations, KGE, minecraft server, No Private, Over 100 new refined enchantments, positive atmosphere, Prison, PvE, Regular Events, Regular streamers, Russian, Stability, Survival, unique items, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Launcher, Your pleasant world

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Additionally:

Free passage

Brewing alcohol

Unique items

Over 100 new, refined enchantments

Amoutcraft

Stability

And you can find a lot more on our server, because it is being updated, and players can influence the innovations of the server.

Additional features:

Active moderators

Regular streamers

Positive atmosphere

Regular events to diversify the gaming experience

PS Due to the blocking of the DS, applications are accepted within 24 hours

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Night Owl Girl Minecraft Server

ACADEMIC, chemistry, concentration, easier, education, female, Focus, girl, late night, learning, Minecraft, night, night owl, night owl habits, night study, night time, OWL, productivity, Server, Sleep, STUDENT, study habits, studying, Understanding

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Buildings Constructed:	49	Dimension Hops:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of being the only female girl studying at night while the world sleeps? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find a whole community of nocturnal scholars just like you! Join us and discover the magical world of chemistry where potions and explosions are just a crafting table away. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears at midnight to help you with your homework. So come join us and study in the spookiest (and most educational) way possible!

Tottenham v AZ Match Thread Minecraft SMP

Austin, AZ.., Bentancur, Bergvall, Bissouma, Davies, Dragusin, FORSTER, Gray, Kick-off, Kulusevski, Maddison, match, Match Thread, Minecraft, Moore, richarlison, romero, smp, Solanke, Thread, Tottenham, Udogie, Vicario, Werner

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

🤣🎮 Ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, get your pickaxe ready because this server is about to blow your mind with its outrageousness!

🤪 Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by a team of Tottenham players ready to take on the world of Minecraft. From Forster guarding your base to Richarlison and Werner going on epic mining adventures, this server is a football fan’s dream come true!

🤯 But wait, there’s more! The opposing team, AZ, is not to be messed with. With Owusu-Oduro leading the charge and Van Bommel causing chaos wherever he goes, you’ll never know what to expect next.

🚀 So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you see a showdown between football stars in the world of blocks and pixels? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic battles and hilarious shenanigans that go down on this server?

💥 Don’t miss out on the madness and join now before you miss out on all the fun! Who knows, you might just become the MVP of this wild and wacky Minecraft world! 🤣🎮

Crafty Indies Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us if you want to be greeted by a non-standard vtuber who will serenade you with soothing Minecraft tips and tricks in a language only dolphins can understand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs – the elusive Disco Sheep! These sheep will groove to the beat of your pickaxe as you mine your way to victory.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Why Isn’t Anyone Talking About This Easy 100x? – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Animals Bred:	111
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be mined. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles for rare loot. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a pet chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Yes, you read that right – diamonds!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, diamond-filled world? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blaze Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	6155
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Animals Bred:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will have you battling giant chickens, rescuing villagers from evil llamas, and even taking on a horde of zombie clowns (yes, you read that right)!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most absurd, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

The Creepy Creeper – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Welcome to the Barbie Crampton edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most fabulous builds you’ve ever seen. Our spawn town is literally made out of pink glitter blocks and unicorn horns.

But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground disco party room where the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.

Oh, and did I mention our resident llama, Larry, who can speak six different languages and gives out free hugs? Yeah, Larry is a legend around here.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Barbie Crampton edition SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s get crafting, darlings!