Join us for epic battles where you can drop your belt in HBK’s literal backyard – because why not? And forget about geography, because on our server, Montreal is closer to San Antonio than Calgary!
So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy matches and adventures await you on our server!
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world! Can you handle it? – We have a secret underground base filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises. Just watch out for the TNT traps! – Our admin team consists of highly trained dolphins who will guide you through the treacherous waters of Minecraft. They may even grant you three wishes if you’re lucky! – The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but CHICKEN NUGGETS. Trade wisely! – We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of LAVA and EXPLOSIONS. Hold on tight!
So what are you waiting for? Call 1-403-926-5649 now and join the craziest Minecraft server of all time!
Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best chicken dance impression. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens like these before!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest and most valuable items in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that only those who can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig will be worthy enough to claim the treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and show your 10-year-old self just how far you’ve come in the world of blocky adventures!
you gotta join this server because the president of Poland said so. yeah, he was like, “yo, all you Polish Americans better vote in the US election or else you gotta play on this minecraft server forever.” and let me tell you, that’s a fate worse than stepping on a lego.
we got diamonds as big as your head and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my friend. so come on over and vote for your favorite block in our annual block election. will it be dirt or cobblestone? the choice is yours.
join now or forever hold your pickaxe.
our players are so awesome, they make herobrine look like a noob. we have crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant creeper made out of diamonds.
we also have mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll sound like a zombie with a sore throat. and don’t even get me started on our epic events, like the time we had a massive chicken jousting tournament.
plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re in a village full of villagers who actually like each other. so come join us, and let’s have a blast together!
We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to providing a variety of feature-rich modes, strict prevention of all forms of cheating, and fostering a friendly community for players of all skill levels.
Badlion Client (Only specified mods listed below are allowed)
| Allowed Mods for Badlion |
|---|
| Animations |
| Block Overlay |
| Clear Glass |
| CPS |
| Crosshair |
| Damage Tint |
| Enchant Glint |
| FPS |
| Hit Color |
| Item Physics |
| KeyStrokes |
| OofMod |
| Ping |
| Tab |
IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net
NO MODDED OR PIRATED CLIENTS ALLOWED! If caught using one, you will be immediately banned.
Mods are not allowed on the server except for specified mods with the Badlion Client.
Any form of cheating, including game exploits, alt accounts, or piracy, will result in an unpardonable ban.
No, large scale farms that generate excessive items are strictly prohibited to maintain a balanced economy and gameplay experience.
Use the in-game tutorials (/warp HowToPlay) or the /help command. Do not repeatedly ask staff for help on things covered in the tutorials.
Joining the Discord server is not required but highly recommended for updates, feedback, and community interaction.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant creepers to hilarious pranks pulled by mischievous players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why settle for a boring old SMP when you can join us and be a part of something truly unique and outrageous? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today and see what all the hype is about!