calgary Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

”NOOOOOOOOOOO Minecraft Server”

backyard, calgary, Closer, Competition, Distance, drop my belt, HBK, Matches, Minecraft, Montreal, NOOOOOOOOOOO, realization, Rivalry, San Antonio, Server, travel, UNFAIR, wrestling, wrestling community, wwe

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9087
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Towns Built:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles where you can drop your belt in HBK’s literal backyard – because why not? And forget about geography, because on our server, Montreal is closer to San Antonio than Calgary!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy matches and adventures await you on our server!

Call of Blocky: Dial ‘1-403-926-5649’ for a wild Minecraft adventure!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world! Can you handle it? – We have a secret underground base filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises. Just watch out for the TNT traps! – Our admin team consists of highly trained dolphins who will guide you through the treacherous waters of Minecraft. They may even grant you three wishes if you’re lucky! – The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but CHICKEN NUGGETS. Trade wisely! – We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of LAVA and EXPLOSIONS. Hold on tight!

So what are you waiting for? Call 1-403-926-5649 now and join the craziest Minecraft server of all time!

HezzyCraft – Dragging Lebanon into Fun!

abyss, accusations, Agenzia Nova, Conflict, Crisis, DRAGGING, extremism, Fun, hezbollah, Hezbollah supporters, HezzyCraft, instability, intervention, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, opposition, Politics, Regional, sectarianism, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Emeralds Found:	3820
Star Shards Collected:	151	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2

lol u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den hezbollah draggin lebanon into da abyss. but dont worry, our abyss is filled wif fun and crazy adventures. we got creepers dat explode like political scandals, and skeletons dat shoot arrows faster den u can say “opposition accuses”. come join us for a wild ride dat will make u forget all about real world problems. plus, we got cake. lots and lots of cake. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s dive into da abyss together!

ChimeraCraft: Na+ & Ca2+ Transport

biophysics, C1C2, Ca2, Ca2+ transport, channelrhodopsin chimera, ChimeraCraft, computational biology, conformational changes, ion binding sites, ion channels, ion conductance, ion permeation, ion selectivity, ion transport, membrane proteins, Metadynamics simulations, molecular dynamics, Na+ transport, open states, protein dynamics, protein simulations, protein structure, Transport

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4236
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Potions Brewed:	55	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we do metadynamics simulations and reveal the secrets of Na+ and Ca2+ transport in channelrhodopsin chimera C1C2!

we have two open states that will blow your mind, like seriously, you won’t believe what you see.

imagine riding a pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes, that’s basically what it’s like on our server.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and you can only access it if you can solve our crazy puzzles.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where medieval Minecraft meets an ATM and things get crafty!

Atm, changelog, Community, Crafty, Curseforge, Discord, Homes, Inviting, Ip:, Join, Medieval, meets, Minecraft, Modded, new players, Prominence, Pumpkraft, Quests, regular custom events, RPG, Server Information, staff online, time ranks, toggleable PVP, tp, Upcoming, welcome

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	530978	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

PumpKraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features:

tpa

homes

quests

toggleable PvP

time ranks

staff online 24/7

regular custom events

If you have any further questions, please see our FAQ below or feel free to join our server directly or our discord! – Discord Link

Server Information:

Modpack	Server IP
Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1	pr2.pumpkraft.net
Medieval MC v28.5	mmc4.pumpkraft.net

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided server IP and connect through your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must adhere to.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.

Q: How can I report an issue or ask for help on the server?

A: You can contact our staff members directly on Discord or in-game for assistance with any problems you may encounter.

/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, coping strategies, DATING, how old are you, Incels, khhvs, kissless handholdless virgins, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reddit, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, social isolation, societal pressure, stigma, support group, VIRGINITY

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40

Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

beekeeping, character profiles, chat client, critique, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, gossip, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Emeralds Found:	8729

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild and unpredictable than the creepers are the roleplaying scenarios! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with kinks, fetishes, and more drama than a soap opera.

Whether you’re into beekeeping or just looking for someone to make your virtual partner cum OOCly, this server has it all. With a webchat for textual roleplaying and group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, you’ll never run out of things to do.

So come on in and create a character profile that will make even the most seasoned roleplayers blush. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Join now and let the debauchery begin!

DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops

anger, assets, BETRAYAL, college debt, DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops, Disappointment, disgust, Estate, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial, Grandfather, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, medical bills, mental healthcare, relationship, Resentment, trust fund, Will

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Animals Bred:	198
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise.

Just like my grandfather’s estate, our server is vast and full of surprises. Explore 300 acres of virtual land and discover hidden treasures along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret stash of diamonds!

Need a break from reality? Dive into our server and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or embark on epic quests with your friends. The possibilities are endless!

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where family drama is strictly prohibited, you’ve come to the right place. Our community is all about positivity and good vibes. No toxic players or drama llamas allowed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your own happily ever after. Who knows, you might even find the family you’ve always dreamed of – minus the crazy exes and shady wills, of course!

WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

#sustainability, CHANGE, compassion, cooperation, Empathy, environmental consciousness, equality, healing, Hope, Justice, Kindness, love, mental health awareness, positivity, progress, social justice, Understanding, Unity, unity in diversity, world peace, WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Villages Defended:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

A Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of llama jousting! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is overrun with llamas and the only way to establish dominance is by challenging other players to epic llama jousting battles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them or risk facing their wrath as they launch sneak attacks on unsuspecting players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who will only reveal its location to the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your gaming life. Just watch out for those llama spit attacks!

FriYAY Craft!

celebrate, Chill, Craft, drinks, end of week, family, FRIDAY, Friends, friYAY, Fun, happy hour, long weekend, Party, Rejuvenate, Relaxation, REST, Socialize, TGIF, unwind, weekend, work week

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Votes:	7056	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring Fridays spent doing nothing but staring at a screen? Well, fear not, because on our epic Minecraft server, every Friday is a wild party filled with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and a DJ villager spinning the sickest beats! Join us for a Friday fiesta like no other and let loose in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky skeletons). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s 1999…or at least like it’s a Friday on our server!

HagueCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, activism, advertising, air travel, Ban, climate change, conservation, cruise ships, dutch city, eco-friendly, energy-consuming industries, Environmental Protection, global impact, green initiative, HagueCraft, Minecraft, Netherlands, oil ads, policy, progressive, Server, The Hague, Urban planning

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

yo come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the lame stuff like oil ads and big energy-consuming industries like air travel and cruise ships. like, who needs that when you can just chill in our virtual world and build epic castles and stuff? plus, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. it’s gonna be cluckin’ crazy, bro. so come join us and be part of the revolution against boring ads and industries. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

NoKidsAllowedCraft

child-free, controversial, Family Planning, Fine, Government, law, legislation, Lifestyle, NoKidsAllowedCraft, parenting, penalties, policy, population control, Promoting, proposed law, public opinion, reproductive rights, restrictions, russia, social norms, thousands of dollars

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

YO, U WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT BREAK OUT INTO OPERA SINGING! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND IF U FIND A GOLDEN APPLE, IT TURNS U INTO A UNICORN!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS IF U CAN SOLVE THEIR RIDDLES. OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS EYES?

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN MAYBE U WILL.