Calculator MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoobMasterFlex Minecraft SMP

computer science, STEM, adult learning, self improvement, percentages

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our server is run by a 32-year-old computer science genius who just learned how to do percentages in a calculator. If that doesn’t scream “quality server,” I don’t know what does.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few math lessons along the way. Who knows, you might even witness our fearless leader accidentally divide by zero and create a black hole in the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

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Crafty Calculator Minecraft Server

Time management, CS degree, college struggles, Minecraft, try to do math

Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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SMPcraft – Minecraft SMP: The Ultimate Quest

Calculator, Rateups, Planner, Koyanskaya of Light, Event

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles like THE Great Tea Ceremony Battle, where players fight over who can brew the best cup of tea in the virtual world. Rumor has it that The Man Who Returned from Hell will make a guest appearance to judge the winner!

But that’s not all – we also have summoning events where you can try to summon GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku Sen-no-Rikyu, a legendary tea master who will bring peace and harmony to your Minecraft world (or maybe just chaos, who knows?).

And don’t miss out on our Back to School Campaign, where Koyanskaya of Light will be picking up students in her magical school bus to join the fun. Who knew going back to school could be so exciting in Minecraft?

Join us now and be part of the insanity! Who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

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MineCraftWar – Warframe Server

#minecraftwar, PLAT, Warframe General, Damage Calculator, DropTables

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasure chests that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming that you’ll feel like you’ve known them for years, even if you just met them yesterday.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Warframe clan, known for their epic battles and unbeatable skills. Join them in epic PvP matches and show off your mad Minecraft skills to earn the respect of your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server in the blocky universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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PocketCalcCraft

Smartphone, reliance on technology, long-term skills, Adaptability, teachers

Yo, ever been on a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, welcome to our wacky world where anything goes and the only rule is to have a blast!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build a castle out of marshmallows, and ride a llama into the sunset while blasting “Eye of the Tiger” on repeat.

Forget about boring old calculators, here you’ll need to solve math problems by building giant equations out of diamond blocks. It’s like a brain workout and a dance party all in one!

So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe that one time a giant pink unicorn ate all the cake, but we don’t talk about that). See you there, adventurer!

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MisogynyCraft Server

hairdressing, Background, Calculator, Enabling, Girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of nicknames and questionable origins! Join us and become part of our wacky community where everyone has a story behind their name.

Are you ready to meet “the hobo” who once lived with us after losing his job, or “calculator” who got a perfect score on a math test at age 11? And of course, don’t forget about “pretty boy” who earned his nickname by wearing a wig for a hairdressing lesson with his girlfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our world and discover the outrageous tales behind each nickname, from mildly offensive to downright hilarious. Who knew a simple nickname could lead to such wild adventures?

Join our server now and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even earn a nickname of your own with a story that will leave everyone laughing for days!

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CalcCraft: Math & Buttons

Buttons.., math study, studying, School, Trigonometry

join dis server if u wanna learn math while playin minecraft. we got calculators in da game so u can add up all dem blocks u mine. plus, our server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in algebra equations. solve em right and he’ll give u diamonds. solve em wrong and he’ll turn u into a chicken. it’s a wild ride of numbers and blocks, so come on in and get ur math on!

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WargameCraft – Where Warframe meets Minecraft!

SELLING, PLAT, Wiki, Riven, Clan

Welcome to our Mirage edition Minecraft server! If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then look no further. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a pastebin and a wiki that you MUST read before asking any questions. Why? Because we like to keep things mysterious and confusing, just like Mirage herself.

2. Want to join a clan? We have a directory just for that! But beware, some clans may require you to sacrifice a chicken in real life to join. It’s all part of the fun!

3. Need to buy or sell items? Look no further than our marketplace, where you can haggle with other players and maybe even trade your soul for a rare item.

4. Our server has a DPS calculator, because who doesn’t want to know how much damage they’re dealing to virtual enemies? It’s all about that virtual domination, baby.

5. And last but not least, our current update is called DANTE UNBOUND. What does that even mean? Who knows! But it sounds cool, right?

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to sacrifice a chicken for a clan. The possibilities are endless!

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Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

Nature, Urgency, bodily functions, UNCOMFORTABLE, Problem

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

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BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

smp, BlockyBae, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

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