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Bored Calculators Server
lol this server is so lit, even calculators are like “bro, this math is too easy for me”. like, we have so many crazy builds and epic adventures that even the most hardcore gamers will be like “woah, this is next level shiz”. join us if you want to ride a llama into battle or build a castle out of diamond blocks. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends for life. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! -
Blocky Legends – Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where we’ve taken the classic x3-x10 Pre-Renewal experience and added a sprinkle of renewal-flavored craziness!Join us and be a part of the 4chan community’s epic adventure on Ragnadev’s server. But wait, there’s more! We have basic resources like Databaseratemyserver.net, Divine-Prider.net (for those non-English and kRO items), and iROwiki (because who doesn’t love a good wiki?).
Skill descriptions? Oh, we’ve got ’em! But beware, they vary wildly and sometimes they’re just plain wrong. It’s like playing a game of skill roulette, but with more explosions.
Want to know the source code for a skill’s formula? Look no further than our handy GitHub repositories. It’s like peeking behind the curtain and discovering the secrets of the Minecraft universe.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling monsters, exploring dungeons, and trying to decipher skill descriptions that make no sense? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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My Calcu-Lashions Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw parties every night! Join us for a chance to boogie with the green guys and maybe even learn some sick dance moves yourself.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will take you on magical adventures through the skies. Who needs an elytra when you have a squadron of flying swine at your disposal?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with stacks upon stacks of enchanted golden carrots. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your dancing shoes and a healthy appetite for golden carrots!
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MathCraft Server: It’s the Closest!
Are you tired of crunching numbers and feeling like a boring old accountant? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a mathematical wizard, casting spells with your equations and summoning numbers to do your bidding.Our server is like Hogwarts for math nerds, where you can duel with fellow players using calculus and trigonometry. Who needs a wand when you have a TI-84 Plus in your inventory?
But beware, there are dark forces at play in this server. The evil Ender Dragon has stolen all the prime numbers and hidden them in his lair. It’s up to you and your math skills to defeat him and restore order to the numerical universe.
So come join us and prove that mathematics is truly the most magical field of work. Who needs a wand when you have a calculator?
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BabyBumpVacay
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we dive deep into the Mediterranean of blocky adventures! Just like the time I planned a SCUBA diving trip with my friends, but my wife decided to surprise me with a baby bump instead. Don’t worry, she said she’s cool with me going on this epic journey as long as I don’t miss the birth – priorities, right?Join us on this server for some underwater exploration, where you can build your own virtual Mediterranean paradise while dodging virtual baby bumps. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diapers and baby bottles! Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into the absurdity of our Minecraft world. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t want to miss (unless your pregnant wife says otherwise)!
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BoxxyClone Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, we once had a Boxxy clone show up out of nowhere! And get this – our players were able to tame her and ride her around like a majestic steed! Who needs horses when you have a Boxxy clone to ride into battle?But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Who needs to mine when you have a chicken that literally poops out riches?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? The only way to find out is to join and start playing!
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BrainyCraft: Physics Fails!
join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate brain workout! we have created a virtual world where you can test your physics skills in the most outrageous ways possible.imagine throwing a ball through a 10 foot high metal ring while riding a pig! or calculating the trajectory of a creeper explosion to land right on top of your friend’s head.
our server is so advanced, it will make your brain hurt in the best way possible. forget about self driving cars, come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft physicist!
but be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may never want to leave. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to exercise those brain muscles like never before!
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BroCraft: Where Misogyny Meets Minecraft Madness! Join us for epic adventures and questionable banter!
Hey all you crazy Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you ready to join a server where the only evil thing is how insanely fun it is? Come join us on a server where the only oppression is how addictive it is!I mean, just imagine waiting 300 seconds to post something… that’s like, practically a lifetime in Minecraft time! And don’t even get me started on how many femtoseconds that is in the future – it’s like, mind-blowingly long!
So come on, join us on a server where the only thing you’ll be oppressed by is your own inability to stop playing. Trust me, it’s so worth it!
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GirlfriendGriefCraft
Are you tired of feeling anxious about who your Minecraft boyfriend is hanging out with in-game? Join our server where we have a strict “no hanging out with mystery players” policy! Our players are always upfront about who they are crafting with, so you never have to worry about hidden alliances or secret diamond mining sessions.Plus, if your Minecraft boyfriend tries to turn the tables on you and make you feel like the bad guy for expressing your feelings, our community will have your back. We understand the importance of feeling secure in your partner’s mining habits and will support you in seeking reassurance.
And if your Minecraft boyfriend has a history of dumping you and then coming back because he realizes you’re the only one who truly understands his redstone creations, you’ll fit right in with our group of players. We value patience and understanding, and we’ll never make you feel like you’re in the wrong for wanting to know who your partner is building with.
So join our server today and never worry about feeling anxious or insecure about your Minecraft relationship again!
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RespawnRUs Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose how you want to meet your demise! Want to be eaten by a giant zombie chicken? Done. How about getting squished by a herd of stampeding pigs? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us for a truly unforgettable (and hilariously absurd) gaming experience!