Calculated Minecraft Servers

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  • SelfishSMPSuccess

    SelfishSMPSuccess

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    OMG you guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally stole someone’s chest full of goodies but, like, it totally worked out in my favor because I got, like, a million diamonds and stuff. It was, like, the best day ever!

    And, like, the community on this server is so crazy, there’s this one guy who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt, I mean, how epic is that? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties every night and, like, the mods are all unicorns who grant wishes or something, I dunno, it’s wild.

    So, yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and, like, make some questionable decisions that end up working out in your favor, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s, like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ravenshade

    Ravenshade

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    Ravenshade – A Minecraft Nation

    Overview
    Ravenshade is a settlement in Nation-States built on strength, magic, and ancient dark forces. Embracing secrecy and subtlety, its people mine powerful resources, craft structures, and protect their home with The Nightwing Legion.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join Ravenshade? You can join Ravenshade by visiting the Discord server provided in the overview and connecting with the community there.
    What is the leadership structure in Ravenshade? Ravenshade is led by The Umbracron, with guidance from The Shadow Council. The focus is on secrecy, resilience, loyalty, and silence.
    What is the role of The Nightwing Legion? The Nightwing Legion is a silent, watchful army that defends Ravenshade from threats, striking from the shadows when needed.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Her Plan Minecraft SMP

    Her Plan Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world full of craziness. Creepers riding pigs, villagers throwing parties, and even a chicken who could speak in rhymes. But that’s not all – there’s a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server!

    But don’t worry, it’s all part of Her plan. Who is Her, you ask? Well, no one really knows, but some say she’s a mystical being who controls the very fabric of our Minecraft world. Join us and unravel the mysteries of Her plan, or just have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. Just remember, it’s all part of Her plan.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TrollCraft: Griefed & Pranked!

    TrollCraft: Griefed & Pranked!

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    Are you tired of getting griefed and trolled on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage players to be as nasty as possible!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having your entire base blown up by a group of trolls, or getting pranked with endless traps and tricks. Our community is full of devious players who will stop at nothing to make your Minecraft experience a living nightmare.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyPlan Minecraft Server

    CraftyPlan Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings Justin Bieber songs. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have been plotting world domination since the beginning of time?

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic dance battles with creepers, go on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even attend a weekly tea party with the Ender Dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ll ever experience. Remember, it was the plan the entire time. 😉🐔🚀

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BrasCraft: Where Biofems Must Wear Bras 24/7

    BrasCraft: Where Biofems Must Wear Bras 24/7

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a wacky rule that will have you laughing out loud – biofems must wear bras at all times! That’s right, no going topless on this server unless you’re changing or taking a bath. Why, you ask? Because it’s just more fun that way! Join us for a wild and crazy time where anything goes (except for going braless, of course)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HoloNiji VomitCraft: Where Holofans and Nijifans unite in barf-worthy harmony!

    HoloNiji VomitCraft: Where Holofans and Nijifans unite in barf-worthy harmony!

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through our magical world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite power and the ability to turn all dirt blocks into chocolate cake. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers into oblivion.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, they may forget, but not me, no sir!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Server26: The Official Minecraft Boomer Club

    Server26: The Official Minecraft Boomer Club

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Main Guideline Leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible.
    Plugins GriefPrevention, sleep voting, player item shops for trading
    World Reset Never
    Land Claiming Available
    Player Trading via signs (No adminshops)

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I use /tpa or set home?

    No, those commands are not available on the server.

    2. Are there any donation perks or benefits for buying power?

    No, there are no donation perks or benefits for purchasing power on the server.

    3. How often is the map reset?

    The map will never be reset, allowing players to build long-term projects without fear of losing progress.

    4. How can I claim land on the server?

    You can use the GriefPrevention plugin to protect and claim areas with a golden shovel.

    5. Do you have rules against griefing or inappropriate behavior?

    Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure a friendly and respectful community environment. Please refer to the rules page for more information.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Boogaloo: ‘Oshi no Ko’ Edition

    Blocky Boogaloo: ‘Oshi no Ko’ Edition

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Kana-chan and Akane. Kana-chan is actually Akane’s personal property – yes, you heard that right! Akane stumbled upon Kana-chan while mining for diamonds and decided to keep her as a pet. Now, Kana-chan follows Akane around everywhere, causing all sorts of mischief and mayhem. But don’t worry, you can join the server and help Akane keep Kana-chan in line (good luck with that)! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests hidden all over the server filled with rare items and diamonds. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the craziness of Kana-chan and Akane’s adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Autists: Minecraft Madness – Build, Mine, LOL!

    Crafty Autists: Minecraft Madness – Build, Mine, LOL!

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    Are you tired of those Factorio autists thinking they’re all that with their “easy and understandable” game? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos and confusion! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are like “what the heck is going on here?!”

    Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insanity as we build the craziest structures, survive the wildest mobs, and create the most ridiculous contraptions. Who needs Factorio when you can have a blast on our server where anything goes and nothing makes sense? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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