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AssholeCraft2021

AssholeCraft2021, biggest asshole, corrupt leaders, cruel dictators, cruel rulers, despicable individuals, despots, dictators, evil leaders, Historical figures, human history, infamous individuals, infamous tyrants, malevolent historical figures, notorious figures, oppressive leaders, ruthless dictators, tyrannical rulers, tyrants, Villains, wicked people

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	3049	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Dragons Tamed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you mischievous players out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as we embark on epic quests to find out who the biggest asshole in human history truly is. Will it be Hitler? Stalin? Justin Bieber? Only time will tell as we explore the darkest depths of history in search of the ultimate jerk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight to the death with your fellow players using nothing but a block of dirt and a carrot. It’s survival of the fittest, baby!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is: there are no rules. Let the madness commence!

CraftyArmenian Troops Minecraft Server

armenia, Armenian troops, Boycott, Caucasus region, CraftyArmenian, diplomatic fallout, Eurasian security, geopolitical conflict, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, military drills, military exercises, military intervention, Military Solidarity, military training, Minecraft, political tension, protest, relations sour, russia, Russian-led, Server, Troops

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Astral Projections Made:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where armenian troops boycott russian-led military exercises because they’re too busy crafting epic builds and fighting off creepers! we’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more action than a blockbuster movie. who needs international relations when you can join our server and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re at a rave every time you log on. so ditch the politics and come join the real fun on our server!

HezzyCraft – Dragging Lebanon into Fun!

abyss, accusations, Agenzia Nova, Conflict, Crisis, DRAGGING, extremism, Fun, hezbollah, Hezbollah supporters, HezzyCraft, instability, intervention, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, opposition, Politics, Regional, sectarianism, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Towns Built:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

lol u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den hezbollah draggin lebanon into da abyss. but dont worry, our abyss is filled wif fun and crazy adventures. we got creepers dat explode like political scandals, and skeletons dat shoot arrows faster den u can say “opposition accuses”. come join us for a wild ride dat will make u forget all about real world problems. plus, we got cake. lots and lots of cake. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s dive into da abyss together!

ChimeraCraft: Na+ & Ca2+ Transport

biophysics, C1C2, Ca2, Ca2+ transport, channelrhodopsin chimera, ChimeraCraft, computational biology, conformational changes, ion binding sites, ion channels, ion conductance, ion permeation, ion selectivity, ion transport, membrane proteins, Metadynamics simulations, molecular dynamics, Na+ transport, open states, protein dynamics, protein simulations, protein structure, Transport

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	74
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we do metadynamics simulations and reveal the secrets of Na+ and Ca2+ transport in channelrhodopsin chimera C1C2!

we have two open states that will blow your mind, like seriously, you won’t believe what you see.

imagine riding a pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes, that’s basically what it’s like on our server.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and you can only access it if you can solve our crazy puzzles.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where medieval Minecraft meets an ATM and things get crafty!

Atm, changelog, Community, Crafty, Curseforge, Discord, Homes, Inviting, Ip:, Join, Medieval, meets, Minecraft, Modded, new players, Prominence, Pumpkraft, Quests, regular custom events, RPG, Server Information, staff online, time ranks, toggleable PVP, tp, Upcoming, welcome

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Dragon Eggs Found:	2247	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0

PumpKraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features:

tpa

homes

quests

toggleable PvP

time ranks

staff online 24/7

regular custom events

If you have any further questions, please see our FAQ below or feel free to join our server directly or our discord! – Discord Link

Server Information:

Modpack	Server IP
Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1	pr2.pumpkraft.net
Medieval MC v28.5	mmc4.pumpkraft.net

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided server IP and connect through your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must adhere to.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.

Q: How can I report an issue or ask for help on the server?

A: You can contact our staff members directly on Discord or in-game for assistance with any problems you may encounter.

/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, coping strategies, DATING, how old are you, Incels, khhvs, kissless handholdless virgins, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reddit, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, social isolation, societal pressure, stigma, support group, VIRGINITY

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mines Excavated:	2634
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

beekeeping, character profiles, chat client, critique, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, gossip, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild and unpredictable than the creepers are the roleplaying scenarios! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with kinks, fetishes, and more drama than a soap opera.

Whether you’re into beekeeping or just looking for someone to make your virtual partner cum OOCly, this server has it all. With a webchat for textual roleplaying and group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, you’ll never run out of things to do.

So come on in and create a character profile that will make even the most seasoned roleplayers blush. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Join now and let the debauchery begin!

DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops

anger, assets, BETRAYAL, college debt, DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops, Disappointment, disgust, Estate, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial, Grandfather, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, medical bills, mental healthcare, relationship, Resentment, trust fund, Will

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	181	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise.

Just like my grandfather’s estate, our server is vast and full of surprises. Explore 300 acres of virtual land and discover hidden treasures along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret stash of diamonds!

Need a break from reality? Dive into our server and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or embark on epic quests with your friends. The possibilities are endless!

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where family drama is strictly prohibited, you’ve come to the right place. Our community is all about positivity and good vibes. No toxic players or drama llamas allowed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your own happily ever after. Who knows, you might even find the family you’ve always dreamed of – minus the crazy exes and shady wills, of course!

WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

#sustainability, CHANGE, compassion, cooperation, Empathy, environmental consciousness, equality, healing, Hope, Justice, Kindness, love, mental health awareness, positivity, progress, social justice, Understanding, Unity, unity in diversity, world peace, WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2916

A Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of llama jousting! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is overrun with llamas and the only way to establish dominance is by challenging other players to epic llama jousting battles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them or risk facing their wrath as they launch sneak attacks on unsuspecting players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who will only reveal its location to the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your gaming life. Just watch out for those llama spit attacks!

FriYAY Craft!

celebrate, Chill, Craft, drinks, end of week, family, FRIDAY, Friends, friYAY, Fun, happy hour, long weekend, Party, Rejuvenate, Relaxation, REST, Socialize, TGIF, unwind, weekend, work week

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of boring Fridays spent doing nothing but staring at a screen? Well, fear not, because on our epic Minecraft server, every Friday is a wild party filled with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and a DJ villager spinning the sickest beats! Join us for a Friday fiesta like no other and let loose in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky skeletons). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s 1999…or at least like it’s a Friday on our server!