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MooCraft: Got Milk?

Animal Behavior, animal physiology, calcium intake, cultural practices, dairy farming, dairy industry, dairy products, dietary preferences, digestive system, Evolutionary adaptations, evolutionary biology, health benefits, human consumption, lactose intolerance, Mammalian development, milk, milk alternatives, milk consumption, milk production, moocraft, Nutrient absorption, Nutritional habits

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Players Killed by Monsters:	4782	Farms Harvested:	620
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

join this epic minecraft server where cows rule the land and milk flows like rivers! our server is run by a secret society of cows who have mastered the art of crafting and building. they will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest blocks and materials, all while sippin’ on some delicious milk.

but beware, there are rumors of a group of rebellious pigs who are plotting to overthrow the cow kingdom. will you join forces with the cows to protect their land, or will you join the pigs in their quest for bacon supremacy?

with custom plugins and mini-games like “milk chugging contest” and “cow tipping challenge,” this server will have you laughing until you cry. so grab your bucket and saddle up, because the adventure of a lifetime awaits you on our udderly ridiculous minecraft server!

MooCraft: Where We Only Serve Milkshakes and Creeper Tears

animal welfare, beverage choices, calcium intake, consumer behavior, creeper, Cultural differences, dairy industry, dairy products, dietary habits, environmental impact, farming practices, food preferences, global trends, health benefits, lactose intolerance, lactose-free alternatives, market research, milk consumption, milk production, Milkshakes, moocraft, nutrition, plant-based milk, Serve, Tears

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7362
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, we don’t just drink milk in our country of residence, we bathe in it! That’s right, our players are constantly swimming in pools of milk, gaining all the essential nutrients while also looking fabulous. And that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the majestic flying pigs! These pigs soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and golden apples wherever they go. So come join us on our server and experience a world where milk is life and pigs have wings!

NoDDforNewbie Minecraft Server

ASSHLE, bar, CAR, club, Coke, d&d, designated driver, divided group, feminine hygiene products, Free Loader, friend group, gas, Incident, insults, Minecraft, new girl, night out, NoDDforNewbie, PAD, Parking, pervert, Petty, Server, tampon

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3097
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	6945	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers!

On our server, we have a special “DD” role where the designated driver gets rewarded with virtual cokes for their services. No credit card required, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

Forget about tampons and pads, on our server, we have a first aid kit full of diamonds and emeralds for those emergency situations. No need to worry about being called a pervert for having feminine hygiene products in your inventory.

Join us for a wild night out in the virtual world where the only thing you’ll be kicked out of is a pixelated bar. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to building epic structures with your new Minecraft friends.

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be driving is a minecart? See you in the virtual world, where the only thing getting divided is the blocks you’re mining!

NoMortgageNoCosign

bills, Boyfriend, co-signing, Communication, covid, credit cards, DEBT, financial situation, Girlfriend, guarantee, House, Job, legal recourse, living together, loan, Mortgage, name.., NoMortgageNoCosign, refinancing, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9887	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama like this and build your dream world without any crazy boyfriends trying to drag you into their financial mess! Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to relax, mine some blocks, and maybe even tame a virtual pet llama or two. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave the real world behind – we promise no one will ask you to co-sign a mortgage here!

NoRelativesNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

abandonment, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional impact, estrangement, family dynamics, forgiveness, generational trauma, Healing Process, identity crisis, ISOLATION, Loneliness, long-term consequences, mental health, Minecraft, NoRelativesNoProblem, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, smp, support system

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Magic Items Found:	3174	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely creeper in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never feel alone again! Join us and become part of our dysfunctional Minecraft family, where we have more drama than a soap opera in a village full of villagers.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been ostracized by their real-life relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead? Join us and experience the thrill of fighting over who gets the last diamond, or the excitement of trying to survive a creeper apocalypse together.

So come on, leave your real-life family behind and join our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs awkward family gatherings when you can have epic adventures and hilarious mishaps with us? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

TimeWarpCraft

alternate history, historical adventure, historical era, journey through time, past exploration, time machine, time slip, time travel, time travel adventure, time travel concept, time travel experience, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, time travel imagination, time travel prompt, time travel question, time travel scenario, time travel thought experiment, time traveler, time warp, TimeWarpCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Villages Defended:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Imagine exploring the world of Minecraft in different time periods, from the prehistoric era to the futuristic world of flying cars and robot overlords.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures through time, battling dinosaurs, meeting famous historical figures, and even participating in epic time-traveling dance parties. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our time-traveling escapades and make history (literally) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected time paradoxes – they tend to make things a bit messy.

KyivCraft: Treasure Wars!

art restitution, Crimean treasures, cultural diplomacy, cultural heritage, cultural heritage protection, Cultural preservation, cultural theft, disputed territory, heritage preservation, historical artifacts, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, looted treasures, museum exhibition, museum showcase, russia, stolen art, stolen artifacts, stolen heritage, Treasure, Ukrainian history, Wars

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	244	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well u better cuz we got treasures that even russia wanted to steal! can u believe it? they were like “give us ur diamonds or else!” but we were like “nah fam, these treasures are for our players only!”

join us and be a part of the epic battle to protect our riches from the evil russians! u can build ur own fortress, mine for diamonds, and even ride a pig into battle! trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss!

BrainwaveCraft

anxiety, brain health, brain stimulation, BrainWaveCraft, Breakthrough, cognitive function, consolidation, innovation, Memory, memory disorders, mental health, neuroscience, new study, psychological disorders, ptsd, research, Targeted, Therapy, Trauma, traumatic memory consolidation, treatments

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ores Mined:	7434	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than blockin traumatic memories? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!

we got pigs flyin, literally. dey got wings n dey soar through da sky, droppin diamonds everywhere. u can ride dem n feel da wind in ur hair as u collect all dem shiny gems.

but wait, dere’s more! our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure chests dat respawn every hour. u gotta be quick tho, cuz other players will be tryna snatch dat loot too.

and get dis, we have a mini-game where u can battle giant chickens dat shoot fireballs outta dere beaks. it’s chaos but so much fun, u won’t be able to stop playin.

so, if u want an adventure like no other, join our server now and let’s make some memories, good or bad, who cares, it’s all about da fun, amirite?

The Mad Scientists SMP: Where grownups play with potions and Redstone gadgets! Join today!

+18, Community, Discord, Dynmap, FireTick, Gadgets, GrownUps, hard mode, Head Database, integration, Join, mad, Minecarts, Play, Potions, proximity voice chat, Redstone, Render Distance, scientists, season 4, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, texas, Today, Usa, Vanilla, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Texas, USA
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Please join our Discord server here and open a ticket. Fill in your name, age, etc. to join and we will whitelist you.

Q: Is the server mostly vanilla or modded?

A: The server is mostly vanilla with some fabric mods.

Q: Where is the server located?

A: The server is located in Texas, USA.

Phasechads Minecraft Server

#revelation, Communication, confusion, crisis management., Decision making, Dilemma, Disclosure, Minecraft, next steps, Phasebros, Phasechads, Plan, problem solving, reaction, response, secrets out, Server, strategy, Surprise, teamwork, uncertainty, unexpected

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Dimension Hops:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Enchantments Applied:	281	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, here you’ll be mining for bacon! And don’t even get us started on the chicken army that patrols the skies, dropping eggs on unsuspecting players below.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And rumor has it that if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

AnthroManLovesHumanGirl Minecraft SMP

Anthro, ANTHRO bull, AnthroManLovesHumanGirl, ape, attraction, attractive, destroy community, destroy towns, FAS looking ugly Insectoid girls, Faster, good community, homogenous community, Human, impregnated, inferior children, Japan, Kings, Larger, Male on Female, middle class, Minecraft, Minotaurs, neglected children, no crime, Overlords, populate the world, queuing up, REJECTED, shameful display, sissies, smp, snoot, strong bulls, superior, superior ANTHRO bulls, wani, weakness of Humanity

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	8216	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Farms Harvested:	401	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Potions Brewed:	126

Are you tired of boring old Human towns with no excitement? Join our Minecraft SMP where the town is taken over by ANTHRO bulls who will impregnate every woman in sight! Say goodbye to your pathetic Human husbands and hello to superior, strong bulls who will reign as kings of the town. Watch as the men flee to Japan in shame, only to be rejected by FAS looking Insectoid girls. Every woman will be queuing up for their second or third pregnancy, eager to populate the world with ANTHRO bulls. Who needs a Human “man” when you can have a majestic anthro BULL? Join now and witness the chaos unfold, SNOOT AND WANI LOOSE BTW!

TipsyTavern Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Confrontation, drunk behavior, drunk woman, high social anxiety, Inappropriate Behavior, lifeguard, Minecraft, people pleaser, personal space, ptsd, Report, Respect, restraint, SECURITY, Server, social anxiety, threatening, TipsyTavern, validation, water park

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any drunk middle-aged women trying to hit on your niece! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and funny moments.

Imagine building your dream castle while dodging unwanted advances from strangers – only on our server! You’ll have to navigate through tricky situations like dealing with lifeguards who don’t speak English and reporting inappropriate behavior to security.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our community is here to support you and validate your actions, no matter how crazy they may seem. And hey, who knows, you might even come across a player with a distinguishable tattoo and diabetes ports – now that’s a rare find!

So come on, join us on this wild journey where you’ll learn valuable life lessons like how to handle drunk people at a water park and the importance of showing restraint, even when you want to beat someone to the ground. See you in the game, where anything can happen!