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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6810 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 102 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”
so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.