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CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective
come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer! -
CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters!
join dis cray cray minecraft server and get dat vitamin D fix u been needin! u know what dey say, a creeper a day keeps da doctor away! build urself a fortress made of calcium blocks and never worry bout fractures again!we got da wildest adventures waitin for u, from fightin off skeleton armies to rescuin villagers from zombie attacks. u can even ride a pig into battle if u feelin extra bold.
but beware, dis server ain’t for da faint of heart. only da bravest survive in our world of blocky madness. so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some vitamin D-fueled fun!
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MilkTierMinecraftSMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the important questions like what tier milk would be on a drinks tier list! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and heated discussions about the most random topics.But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow kingdom where the cows have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their dairy-filled revolution?
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Udder, said to grant the finder unlimited milk for life. So come on, join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the milk debates begin!
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MicronutrientMayhem
come join our epic minecraft server where we have all the essential micronutrients you need to survive and thrive in the virtual world! our world is filled with calcium-rich cows, iron-packed ores, and vitamin C and E trees that will keep you healthy and strong as you battle creepers and build epic structures.we have a secret potion that gives you superhuman strength and speed, making you the ultimate warrior in pvp battles. our community is filled with friendly players who will help you on your quest to become the most powerful player on the server.
so what are you waiting for? join us now and become a micronutrient master in our crazy minecraft world!
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MilkCraft: BoneHeal Bonanza!
haha so like, u know how when u breastfeed ur bones don’t break? well guess what, we got a server where u can like, drink milk all day and ur bones will be STRONGER THAN EVER. like, we got this new hormone that makes ur bones heal faster than a speeding bullet. join our server and become the STRONGEST MINECRAFTER OUT THERE. we got cows for days, so come get ur milk fix and watch ur bones become indestructible. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see how fast u can build and mine with bones of steel. come join us and become a LEGEND. -
MooCraft: Where we debate the real questions like ‘Is milk good for you?’
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive cows, lava surfing, and secret milk societies!Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct milk fortresses and cheese castles! And don’t even get us started on the political implications of milk – it’s a whole new world out there!
Join us now for a chance to become the ruler of the milk kingdom and lead your fellow players to victory! Who knew that milk could be so epic?!
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MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server
Welcome to hex’s milkies – the most udderly ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated cows and blocky chickens, there was a server like no other. It was said that whoever dared to venture into this server would be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the creepers were not your average explosive creatures – they were actually just misunderstood and wanted to join in on the fun!
Join us on hex’s milkies for a chance to milk cows for diamonds, ride pigs into battle, and build the most epic structures you can imagine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary milk fountain where all your wildest dreams come true.
So what are you waiting for? Join hex’s milkies today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky cows trying to steal your loot!
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Vanilla SMP – Where Ordinary Players Become Extraordinary!
Overview
Server Name Ordinary SMP Features Vanilla Whitelisted SMP, Simple Voicechat, Active community Player Base Diverse player base from all around the world Joining Join us on Discord FAQ
Question Answer Is the server modded? No, it is a Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheating or mods. How can I join the server? You can join us by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided. Is there a voicechat feature? Yes, we have Simple Voicechat for players to communicate in the SMP. How old is the server? The SMP is 1 month old and still active with more than 200 members on our Discord server. -
GirlfriendCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing Minecraft all alone, with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! We have a special matchmaking system that pairs you up with the perfect pixelated partner. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to dodge together?Join our server and embark on epic quests with your new virtual boo. Build a castle together, go on romantic mining dates, and even have virtual Minecraft weddings! Plus, rumor has it that if you find your in-game girlfriend, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your blocky bae today! Who knew that love could be just a /tp away?
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FinalFarewell Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the world is ending and chaos reigns supreme! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of reasons why you should join us in this post-apocalyptic adventure.Reason #1: The zombies are actually pretty chill. They’ve formed their own little society and are always down for a game of Minecraft tag. Plus, they make great neighbors (as long as you don’t mind the occasional brain-eating).
Reason #2: The creepers have started a dance troupe. That’s right, these explosive little guys have traded in their destructive tendencies for some sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down to some dubstep.
Reason #3: The Ender Dragon is now the world’s greatest DJ. Forget about fighting this formidable foe, now you can catch them spinning sick beats at the Enderman rave every Saturday night. Just make sure to bring your own ender pearls for the VIP section.
So come join us in our post-apocalyptic Minecraft SMP, where the end of the world is just the beginning of the fun!