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Crypto Veteran Minecraft SMP

addiction, Crypto, crypto market, cryptocurrency, discipline, Drugs, Excuses, Failure, Financial goals, Financial Planning, financial struggles, Financial Success, gambling, investing, long-term investment., mental health, Minecraft, personal finance, self-control, smp, Trading, Veteran, wealth building

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Secret Passages Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft worlds? Looking for a server that will take you on a wild ride filled with craziness and excitement? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and madness. Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground casino or stumble into a drug den run by creepers!

So what’s your excuse for not joining yet? Maybe you’ve been too busy mining for diamonds or fighting off zombies to realize that the real fun is right here on our server. Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

PrisonPlaytime Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, incarceration, life sentence, long term confinement, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, prison activities, prison creativity, prison culture, prison education, prison exercise, prison hobbies, prison life, prison meditation, Prison Relationships, prison routine, prison spirituality, PrisonPlaytime, self reflection, smp, survival skills, Time management

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Farms Harvested:	318
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the monotony of real life by diving headfirst into a virtual prison experience!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey of survival, creativity, and questionable decision-making. Build your own cell block complete with a cozy bedrock bed and iron bar windows.

But beware, the guards are not your typical NPCs – they’re actual players who will stop at nothing to keep you locked up. Will you be able to outsmart them and make a daring escape?

Don’t worry, we have plenty of ridiculous contraband items to help you on your quest for freedom, from diamond pickaxes disguised as toothbrushes to secret tunnels made entirely out of cake.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive life behind bars – virtually, of course!

RefuseCraft: MissedOpportunities

career advancement, career decision, Career Growth, Decision making, decision regrets, growth mindset., hindsight, job offer, learning experiences, life choices, missed opportunity, MissedOpportunities, opportunities in disguise, personal growth, professional development, RefuseCraft, refused opportunity, saying no, second chances, self reflection, Taking Risks, turning down opportunities

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mines Excavated:	3890
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	572

Have you ever been offered a chance to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you enchanted gear and a VIP pass to the server’s secret disco party. But you refuse because you’re too busy building a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of melons. Don’t make the same mistake twice, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

NukeCraftGazaSurvivorCritique

atomic survivor, comparison, Conflict Resolution, criticizes, Diplomacy, envoy, gaza, hiroshima, historical memory, historical trauma, international relations, Israeli, japanese, Middle East conflict, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftGazaSurvivorCritique, Peacebuilding, survivors, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own atomic bomb and compare it to random stuff like a japanese atomic survivor comparing it to gaza 😂 we got crazy pvp battles and u can even ride a llama into battle like a boss 🦙 join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit, no joke bro 😎 #minecraftgoals #atomicbombsquad

Janitors Closet

Adventure, close-knit, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Engaging, Exploration, FANTASY, fantasy world, FRIENDSHIPS, imagination, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Interactive, Roleplay, Roleplaying Server, Social, storytelling, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	167

Janitor’s Closet is a worldbuilding and roleplay serber set on trying to give people a close community and awesome worldbuilding experience. While we aren’t too serious, when its time for roleplay we try our best.

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Foreign Women Dating Minecraft Server

Communication, Conversation, cross-cultural relationships, cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, DATING, dating advice, dating foreign cultures, dating foreign languages, dating foreign women, dating foreign women advice, dating foreign women tips, dating tips, Foreign, foreign cultures., foreign languages, foreign women, intercultural relationships, international dating, Minecraft, relationships, Server, Women

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Animals Bred:	129	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exotic and exciting as dating a foreign woman? Look no further! Our server is like a cultural melting pot, where every block you mine and every mob you slay is a new adventure in conversation.

Join us and experience the thrill of chatting with players from all corners of the globe. Who knows, you might even learn a new language or two while building your dream castle! So why settle for the same old boring conversations when you can join our server and experience the excitement of talking to someone from a completely different culture? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to expand your horizons and have a blast in the process. Join us today and start chatting with foreign players who will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable!

NotReallyMinecraft SMPKinoUnderstanding

Abuse, alienation, Approval, approval-seeking, Frail, image, joker persona, Kino, manhood, Masculinity, mental health, mental illness, NotReallyMinecraft, SMPKinoUnderstanding, societal alienation, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, society, strong image, Understanding, women sexuality

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	168
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Dimension Hops:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to truly prove your manliness is by mastering the art of building pixelated structures! If you can’t understand the complex storyline of our server, then you might as well be a noob in real life.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where women’s sexuality is solely based on your Minecraft skin, not your actual personality. Just like Arthur in the first movie, you too can become a joker if society alienates, abuses, and harms you. But beware, once you stop being the joker, you’ll be just as lonely and alienated as you were before – just like in real life!

So come on, join our server and show off your manly building skills while navigating through the twisted world of Minecraft politics and drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find approval and acceptance among our crazy community of players. Just remember, maintaining a strong image is key – even if you’re mentally ill and frail in real life. Let’s get building!

NonbinaryNamer Minecraft SMP

gender neutral baby names, gender-neutral names, genderless baby names, genderless name, Minecraft, neutral name, non-binary name, NonbinaryNamer, smp, unisex baby names, unisex name, unisex names for adults, unisex names for avatars, unisex names for babies, unisex names for boys, unisex names for characters, unisex names for children, unisex names for games, unisex names for girls, unisex names for kids, unisex names for pets, unisex names for sims, unisex names list

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Star Shards Collected:	106
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6611	Void Gems Collected:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mines Excavated:	2291	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our wacky world where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

Picture this: a land where pigs ride on top of creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the trees are made of candy. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few TNT explosions here and there).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move on the dance floor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our genderless-named SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the king or queen of the server (or maybe just the court jester, but hey, it’s all in good fun)!

AnxieCraft: Chill & Build

AnxieCraft, anxiety, BUILD, Chill, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, self-care, Stress Management, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	2041	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for your anxiety! Join our server and let the soothing sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing calm your nerves. Need a break from the stress of building your dream castle? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (just kidding, it’s actually water). And if all else fails, just punch a tree and let out all your frustrations. So come join us on our server and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

EternalKid atCraft

Adulthood, adulting, aging, atCraft, Coming of Age, emotional intelligence, EternalKid, getting older, growing up, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, personal development, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-mastery, self-realization, wisdom

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

join our server and never grow up! become a minecraft wizard and cast spells on all the noobs who dare to challenge you. we have a secret potion that turns your character into a flying pig, because why not? build a castle made entirely of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling. we even have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies, because who doesn’t love cookies? so come on, join us and never feel like you become an adult, just get older and wiser in the world of minecraft madness!