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LePenCraft: Build Walls, Not Alliances

alliances, anti-immigration, BUILD, CONSERVATIVE, elections, european union, extremism, far right, far-right movement, France, German, global politics, international relations, Le Pen, leader, LePenCraft, MODEL, nationalism, Politics, populism, radicalization, right wing, Victory, walls

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride pigs into battle against evil chickens. we have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and have epic dance parties with creepers. we even have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireworks out of its butt. join now and be part of our wacky adventure, where anything is possible, even a far-right leader seeing Le Pen victory as a model for our server domination. let’s gooooooo!

SecretCraft: Shhhhhhhh!

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Concealed, Confidential, Covert, covert operation, Enigma, hidden, Hidden Truth, Mystery, Private, secret society, SecretCraft, shhhhhhhh, top secret, undisclosed, undisclosed information., unknown, unrevealed, world’s best kept secret

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

yo, u ever heard of dis minecraft server? it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. like, u can build ur own castle and ride a pig into battle.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they say if u find it, u can become the ruler of the cheese kingdom.

also, there’s a rumor that the server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays golden eggs. like, imagine all the diamonds u could get from that chicken!

so come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who wouldn’t want to be part of that?

MilkBat & MonkeyDads

animal parenting, bat behavior, bat biology, Dayak fruit bat, evolutionary strategy, fatherhood in animals, harmful microbes, male breastfeeding, male lactation, male milk production, mammal evolution, mammal nursing, MilkBat, MonkeyDads, nursing behavior, owl monkey, paternal care, primary caregiver, primate behavior, single parent nursing, unique mammal behavior, wild mammal

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Ores Mined:	6330	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dayak fruit bats producing milk like what even is that? owl monkey dads taking care of babies like a boss and only letting females nurse them for safety like whoa. it’s like a crazy evolutionary strategy to keep those harmful microbes at bay. if you want to experience the wildest and weirdest things in minecraft, then this is the place to be. join now for a mind-blowing adventure like no other!

winningcurry smp

Discord, f2p, new smp, No hacking, rules, smp, Survival, winningcurry smp

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

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Loli-Free Vtuber Minecraft Server

Anime, community standards, content creators, Disgusting, entertainment industry, ethical standards, hobby, inappropriate, internet culture, LoliFree, Lolis, Minecraft, online personas, online safety, online streaming, Server, social responsibility, underage characters, virtual avatars, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, Vtubers, wrong kind of people

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Farms Harvested:	380
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of dealing with creepy lolicons in the Vtuber community? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we have banned all lolis and only allow wholesome content. Our server is a safe haven for Vtubers who just want to have fun without worrying about creepy individuals lurking around. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical barrier that repels all lolicons, so you can mine and build in peace without any unwanted attention. Join us today and say goodbye to the lolis once and for all!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Communication, confusion, Connection, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, emotions, Expectations, Experience, feelings, fulfillment, Intimacy, Minecraft, Perception, Pleasure, porn, Reality, relationships, Server, sex, society, Struggle, video games

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4496	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Farms Harvested:	289
Animals Bred:	134	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Items Found:	7056	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Crops Grown:	6801	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. But beware, the lair was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were hell-bent on protecting their treasure. The player had to battle the chickens in an epic showdown that ended with a chicken riding a pig into the sunset. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant cactus mount. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Cactus King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. One player even wished for a pet dragon and now they roam the server wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!

HubbyGrossOutCraft

anger management, Behavior, Communication, controller, depression, disgust, Gaming, grossed out, HubbyGrossOutCraft, husband, internet, Kids, kids devices, lying.., Online game, relationship, SMASH, stress, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your husband’s controller-smashing shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will distract you from all the drama in your life.

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun. Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your husband’s questionable behavior. Who needs a controller when you have a pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Plus, our server is so lit, it will cure your husband’s depression in no time. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way to happiness? So come on, join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where broken controllers are a thing of the past!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

advice, Best advice, CraftyAdvice, empowerment, encouragement, Experience, guidance, inspiration, learning, life advice, life lessons, Mentorship, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, self improvement, Server, success, Support, wisdom

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! The best piece of advice we can give you is to join our server and let the madness begin.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a land filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. The player was so amazed by the craziness that they couldn’t help but stay and explore all the wacky wonders our server has to offer.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a house out of rainbow blocks, and participating in epic dance parties with other players. The best part? You never know what outrageous adventure awaits you next! So come on, join our server and let the fun begin!

CraftingLoseIt

Ability, autocorrect, common mistakes, Communication, CraftingLoseIt, education, English language, grammar, homophones, Language, language evolution, language trends, learning, Literacy, LOSE, misspelling, MISTAKES, orthography, Spelling, vocabulary, writing skills

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	New Chunks Explored:	942586
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ores Mined:	1998
Votes:	988	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a laugh while building your blocky empire!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the legendary Llama King and the mischievous Chicken Overlord as they fight for control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas and ride into battle on their fluffy backs, or will you align yourself with the chickens and peck your way to victory?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Spelling Bee Dungeon, where players must correctly spell words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” in order to unlock rare treasures. Can you outspell the spelling bee and claim your reward?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and see why everyone is talking about it! Just remember, if you can’t handle the craziness, you might just…loose your mind.

CraftyMissileLaunch

ballistic missile, Conflict, CraftyMissileLaunch, defense system, Diplomacy, east asia, East Coast, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, military capabilities, missile launch, North Korea, nuclear weapons, provocation, regional stability, sanctions, security threat, south korea, Tension, united nations

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life like north korea launching missiles and stuff. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. build a house made entirely of diamonds or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust me, you won’t regret joining our server. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake. who wouldn’t want that? so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the creepers take over the world!