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CraftyPutinMC Server

arrest obligation, Arrest warrant, CraftyPutinMC, criminal charges, diplomatic pressure, EU, european union, extradition, global justice, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, international law, international relations, Justice, legal obligations, mongolia, political leaders, putin, russia, Server, Vladimir Putin, War Crimes

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

hey u, yea u reading this, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da EU is remindin Mongolia to arrest Putin under some crazy ICC warrant. yea u heard dat right, we got world leaders gettin in on da action on dis server. so if u wanna be part of da madness, join now and help us take down Putin while buildin epic structures and fightin off creepers. dis server is da bomb, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s make history together!

GazaCraft: Hostage Havoc & Ceasefire Fun

biden, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Fun, gaza, GazaCraft, Havoc, Hostage, hostage situation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, peace talks, Politics, united states, world news

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

haha come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got zombies dat do the macarena and creepers dat tell knock knock jokes. our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds u and our pigs can fly cuz they got jetpacks. we even got a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the world. so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is more lit than a lava pit at sunset. u won’t regret it, unless u get eaten by a giant chicken, but dat’s just part of da adventure, amirite?

What is the IP for LALIGA EA SPORTS Minecraft Server?

Abde, Fede Valverde, Fornals, highlights, Highlights Real Madrid – Real Betis, la liga, laliga, laliga easports, LALIGA Resumen, Liga, mbappe, Minecraft, Real Betis, real madrid, Real Madrid – Real Betis highlights, Real Madrid – Real Betis resumen, Real Madrid 2 – 0 Real Betis resumen, Real Madrid Real Betis, resumen, Resumen LALIGA, Resumen Real Betis, resumen real madrid, Resumen Real Madrid – Real Betis, Server, sports, Vini Jr

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2433
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7954
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

LALIGA EA SPORTS is a video game franchise developed and published by Electronic Arts. The series focuses on the Spanish football league, La Liga, featuring authentic teams, players, and stadiums. Players can compete in various game modes such as Career Mode, Ultimate Team, and Online Seasons. LALIGA EA SPORTS offers a realistic football experience with stunning graphics and immersive gameplay.

Dream Valley SMP: Where even the cows are wearing sunglasses!

1.21, Adults, Cows, custom mod pack, Discord, dream, Grinding, Minecraft, Modded, smp, sunglasses, Valley, voice mod, wearing, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Chimeras Created:	4	Crops Grown:	9300
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21
Age Requirement	18+
Custom Mod Pack	Yes
Voice Mod	Yes
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and open a ticket to get whitelisted.

Q: What mods are included in the custom mod pack?

A: The mod pack includes various mods that enhance gameplay and add new features to the game.

Q: Can I use my own mods on the server?

A: We recommend using the mods from our custom mod pack to ensure compatibility and stability on the server.

Q: Is there a limit to the number of players on the server?

A: We currently have space for more players, but we may limit the number in the future to maintain server performance.

Q: Are there any server rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server that all players must follow to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP may be enabled in certain areas of the server, but overall our focus is on cooperative gameplay and building a community.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server as long as they meet the age requirement and follow the server rules.

FrenchFilter Minecraft Server

anglos, architectural beauty, Beautiful architecture, Chinese, Cultural differences, Cultural preservation, cultural regulations, cultural tensions, Diversity, ethnic discrimination, european architecture, exclusion, French language laws, FrenchFilter, Indians, language filters, language policies, language restrictions, linguistic rules, Minecraft, seethe, Server, strict laws

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft server with Indians and Chinese players who just don’t understand the beauty of strict French language laws? Look no further! Our server filters out all non-French speakers, so you can enjoy the exquisite European architecture in peace.

But that’s not all! Joining our server will make anglos seethe with jealousy as they watch from afar, unable to experience the sheer elegance and sophistication of our exclusive community. So come on in and bask in the glory of our French-speaking paradise! Vive la France! 🇫🇷🥖🥐

CeramicCockCraft Minecraft SMP

anti-aging, beauty regimen, CeramicCockCraft, Ceramides, cock care, Hyaluronic Acid, hydration, male grooming, men’s grooming products, men’s skincare, Minecraft, Moisturizing, personal care, skin health, skincare AMA, skincare benefits, skincare ingredients, skincare products, Skincare Routine, skincare routine for cock, skincare routine for men, skincare tips, smp

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9960	Astral Projections Made:	2
Star Shards Collected:	151	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even our players’ skincare routines are top-notch! Join us for a server filled with smooth, hydrated players ready to take on any challenge. Need a moisturized companion to help you fight off creepers? Look no further, we’ve got you covered. Our players swear by their skincare routines, claiming it gives them an extra layer of protection in PvP battles. So come join us and see for yourself – who knew that a little Ceramides and hyaluronic acid could make such a difference in the world of Minecraft?

NoKidzAllowedCraft

Accommodation, Behavior, child friendly, child-free, children, clean up, Food, Friends, gatherings, Hosting, Lifestyle, NoKidzAllowedCraft, outings, overstimulating, parenting, property damage, socializing, status quo, stress, underhanded comments, valuable items

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of being the only one in your friend group without children? Do you feel like the odd one out at gatherings where chaos reigns supreme and badly behaved kids run amok? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world madness!

Join our server and leave the stress of hosting child-friendly events behind. No need to worry about your carpet getting ruined or your walls getting crayon marks all over them. On our server, you can build your dream house without fear of tiny hands destroying it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is child-free, so you can enjoy peace and quiet while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. No more dealing with underhanded comments from friends who don’t understand your childless lifestyle.

So come join us on our server and escape the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and laugh with like-minded players who understand the struggle of being the only one without kids. Plus, we have a strict “no badly behaved children allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without any disruptions. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

RegretfulTeen Minecraft SMP

“Youth, adolescence, bad decisions, consequences, growing up, Guilt, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, looking back, Minecraft, MISTAKES, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretfulTeen, SELF AWARENESS, shame, smp, teenage years, teenager

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to regret anything ever again! Our server is like a magical time machine that erases all your teenage mistakes. Remember that embarrassing haircut you got? Gone. That cringey love letter you wrote? Deleted.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the best dancers. So come join us and leave your regrets behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

FriendzoneCraft

Communication, emotional connections, friendship benefits, friendship boundaries, friendship challenges, friendship compatibility, Friendship Dynamics, friendship intimacy, friendship longevity., friendship misconceptions, friendship support, friendship trust, FriendZoneCraft, gender dynamics, men and women, mutual respect, opposite sex friendships, platonic friendships, relationships, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Animals Bred:	149
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground disco room where you can dance the night away with your virtual friends. And don’t even get me started on our pet llama racing track – it’s a llama-zing time guaranteed!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Friendship Tree, where if you and your platonic friend hold hands and dance around it three times under a full moon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Trust us, it’s totally legit.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up with llamas and dancing the night away with your virtual BFFs? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

ToryCraft: Lucy’s Racial Ruckus

Childminder, Community, controversy, court case, current events, Diversity, guilty plea, law enforcement, Legal, Lucy Connolly, Lucys, Marriage, News, parenting, Politics, Racial, racial hatred, racism, Ruckus, scandal, Social Issues, Tory councillor, ToryCraft, uk

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2771
Mines Excavated:	2900	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

so, like, imagine this minecraft server where all the players are just like lucy connolly, but not really, cuz that would be weird. anyways, this server is run by a bunch of tory councillors who are secretly childminders on the side. they’re always stirring up drama and causing chaos, but in a fun way, you know? like, they’ll build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and gold and make everyone worship them. it’s like a cult, but with more blocky animals and explosions. you gotta join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mix of politics, childcare, and racial hatred. it’s a wild ride, for sure.