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PickyCraft – No Husband Food!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your food preferences better than your own husband? Look no further! Our server knows that you can’t stand spicy, sweet and sour, or acidic foods – just like us! We promise no sweet and sour chicken surprises here, only delicious pineapple and oranges when they’re sweet. Plus, we won’t get mad if you don’t eat the food we bring you – unless it’s in Minecraft, then we might have to throw you out of the server. Join us for a taste of virtual culinary delight and leave the spicy drama behind!

Easy Life Minecraft Server

Carefree, chilled out, comfortable, EASY, easy living, easygoing, Effortless, hassle-free, laid back, Leisurely, Life, LIFE MODE, long tail tags, low key, Minecraft, no pressure, relaxed lifestyle, relaxed pace, Server, Simplicity, smooth sailing, straightforward, stress free, uncomplicated

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1276
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and zombies every time you step foot in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server offers LIFE MODE: Easy!

Join us and experience a world where creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up, and zombies are actually just misunderstood villagers in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you can just collect eggs and craft your own diamonds?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Join now and you might just catch a glimpse of him building giant pixel art of his own face.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything is easy, even mining obsidian with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

BertCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Are you tired of boring soccer games and ready for some wild Minecraft adventures? Join our server and play like a true legend, just like Bertrand “Bert” Arthur Patenaude! We promise you won’t be bored with us, because we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles. Plus, rumor has it that Bert himself plays on our server from beyond the grave, scoring hat-tricks left and right. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to impress a soccer legend turned Minecraft master!

BrotherlyBanterCraft

abandonment, anger, BETRAYAL, BrotherlyBanterCraft, Communication, Confrontation, Divorce, emotional turmoil, estrangement, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Grief, Honesty, hurtful actions, long lost family, mourning, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchantments Applied:	75	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Join our Minecraft server for a family drama experience like no other! Just like Jack, you can divorce your in-game family whenever you feel like it. Build your own virtual family and then cut them off for no reason at all! Watch as your in-game relatives try to reach out to you, only to be met with silence and betrayal.

Experience the thrill of being the black sheep of the Minecraft family, just like Jack! Show up out of the blue when it’s convenient for you, cause drama, and then disappear again. And if anyone dares to call you out on your actions, just stay silent and let them vent their frustrations.

Join now for a chance to be the center of attention in our virtual family soap opera. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and betrayal in the Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate family troublemaker!

NormsAreOverrated Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Towns Built:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of conforming to society’s boring rules and norms? Join our Minecraft server and break free from the chains of normalcy! Our server is a wild and wacky place where anything goes, from riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about harmful social norms like wearing pants in public or saying “bless you” when someone sneezes. On our server, the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild.

Join us and become a part of our quirky community where the only thing that’s normal is being weird. Who needs social norms when you can have exploding chickens and flying cows instead? Come join the madness today!

CelebLoveCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hating any celebrity ever again! Why? Because on our server, all the celebrities are actually Minecraft mobs in disguise! Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie Justin Biebers or taking down a creeper version of Kim Kardashian. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll be granted the ability to summon your favorite celebrity to hang out with you in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your quest to befriend your favorite celeb in blocky form!

Blocktopia: Flood Escape – Evacuate 6k!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Towns Built:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Votes:	9857
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a dam breach in China but in Minecraft, ya know? we got almost 6,000 people evacuating to join our epic world of blocky goodness. why join, you ask? well, let me tell ya, we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the cha cha slide, and diamonds that rain from the sky like confetti at a party. plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. so come on over and join the fun, before the dam breaks again and we all float away on a river of tears. #minecraftmadness #joinusnow #blockparty

DinoChickenTastesFunny

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	9573	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	182	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	2444	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

join our minecraft server and find out if dinosaurs really do taste like chicken! our server is filled with prehistoric creatures that you can hunt and cook up for a delicious meal. ever wanted to eat a t-rex? well now you can! but be careful, some of these creatures may fight back and you’ll have to defend yourself with your trusty diamond sword.

not only can you feast on dinosaur meat, but you can also ride them into battle! imagine charging into battle on the back of a velociraptor, ready to take down your enemies with your dino army.

but that’s not all! our server is also filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that are just waiting to be explored. can you find the legendary chicken nugget of power? or will you be defeated by the evil chicken king and his army of feathered minions?

join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your minecraft life! who knows, you may even discover the true origins of chicken and dinosaurs.

RoofCoolerCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be painting roofs white and making them all reflective and shiz to cool down the city like London! Forget them boring green roofs and solar panels, we be on a whole other level, yo!

And get this, if you don’t join, the air conditioning gonna warm up the outside by like 1 C in the city centre! Ain’t nobody got time for that, so come join us and help save London from turning into a sauna! Plus, we got some epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, so what you waiting for? Join now and let’s cool down this city together, one white roof at a time!

Getting Sucked INTO THE VOID – Now with Gravity Defying SMP 1.21!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Server Name	Into The Void SMP
Version	1.21
Launch Date	6th July

Server Overview

Into The Void SMP is a new vanilla Minecraft server looking for players to join a growing community. With a focus on building, casual gameplay, and fun, players can expect to hangout, make friends, share ideas, and participate in various in-game activities.

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join the Discord server “IntoTheVoid Discord” to get access.

Is the server only for builders?

No, the server welcomes both builders and casual players who are looking for a chill Minecraft experience.

Are there any in-game activities?

Yes, there is a shopping district at spawn, and in the future, there will be games/events for players to participate in.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on version 1.21.

BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring houses and farming boring crops? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are so wild and wacky, you’ll be wondering “Why are they so fucking racist?” But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our players love to roleplay as different characters and sometimes things can get a little out of hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will follow him wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that has the power to summon a giant chicken to fight by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.