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Groom’s Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical unicorn that grants wishes, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, and a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let us groom you for the ultimate Minecraft experience!

Rune Sending Tomfoolery Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Towns Built:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with chaos, mayhem, and tomefuckers sending Runes your way! Join us if you dare to face the wrath of mysterious Runes appearing out of nowhere and causing havoc in the world. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret behind these mystical messages and become the ultimate Rune master! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just watch out for those sneaky tomefuckers!

Worst Boss Ever Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the most hilariously terrible boss battles of all time! Forget about fighting dragons or giant spiders, get ready to take on the ultimate challenge: Consort Radahn.

This boss is so bad, it’s actually good. You’ll find yourself laughing hysterically as you try to defeat this ridiculously inept foe. Watch as Radahn flails around aimlessly, giving you plenty of time to just sit back and relax.

And if you think you’ve seen bad bosses before, think again. Consort Radahn makes the Bed of Chaos look like a walk in the park. So why waste your time on any other server when you can join us and experience the most absurd boss battles in Minecraft history? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Different Elaina Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Elaina looks a little different…like, she’s actually a llama in a wig! That’s right, we’ve got llamas in wigs running around causing chaos and confusion. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of why Elaina looks a little different…

MysticMeadow – Anarchy without privates Minecraft server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Towns Built:	8	Villages Defended:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21

MysticMeadow 1.16.5 – 1.20.1 Anarchy without privates

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Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Star Shards Collected:	128	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	1261	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive!

Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong tutorials, arts and crafts tournaments, and even M-League matches! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and competitive?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, because why not? And if you’re feeling extra creative, sign up for our Arts and Crafts tourney – it’s like no other Minecraft event you’ve ever seen!

So what are you waiting for? Join us before October 31st and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Is This True Minecraft SMP: IYC (In Your Country) – Taking Into Careful Consideration

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dimension Hops:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is building a dirt house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a whole new level of crazy!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Disease

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

disease.gg – OP Prison

Looking for a refreshing take on OP Prison? Disease has looked at every aspect of gameplay, and attempted to recreate the best experience possible.

We offer many features, some key, custom features which you may recognize from other servers include: – Pets – Armor

See you in the mines!

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Big Tits Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join in on epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama who loves to breakdance. So come on, join our server and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed!

Clarifies Her Issues Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ores Mined:	9306	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest pixel art of a potato. Watch as alliances are formed and broken over the last block of diamond ore in the mines. And get ready for some intense drama as players argue over who stole whose stack of dirt blocks.

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. We also have fun events like “Chicken Jousting” where players ride chickens into battle with carrots on sticks. And our annual “Pig Racing Derby” is not to be missed – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig zoom past you at lightning speed.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!