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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 2991 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you can only eat one cake in your whole life! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of cake-loving pandas who believe that consuming more than one cake will bring about the end of the world.
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other shenanigans to get into on our server. We have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, and a PvP arena where the only weapon allowed is a rubber chicken.
Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where cake is both a blessing and a curse. Just remember, choose your one cake wisely…it could be the difference between life and death (or at least a really bad stomachache).
