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CraftyCaregiver

aging, Assistance, Boundaries, Caregiver, Caretaker, Communication, CraftyCaregiver, Decision making, Elderly, Expectations, family, finances, Financial Planning, future planning, HCOL area, Long Term Care, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about taking care of anyone’s virtual parents? Look no further! Join our server where the only caregiving you’ll have to do is for your pixelated crops and animals.

We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!

So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

TipsyThoughtsMC SMP

alcohol-fueled creativity, alcohol-induced ideas, Brainstorming, brilliant drunk ideas, creative breakthroughs, creative epiphanies, creativity, drunk ideas, drunken genius, innovative thinking, inspired thinking, late night inspiration, out of the box thinking, smp, tipsy brainstorming, tipsy innovation, TipsyThoughtsMC, unconventional ideas, unconventional solutions, unexpected brilliance, unexpected ideas, unique concepts

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6537
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Have you ever been so drunk that you thought building a roller coaster in Minecraft was a brilliant idea? Well, welcome to our wild and wacky SMP where all your drunken dreams come true! Join us for a chance to show off your questionable building skills and make friends with other intoxicated players who also thought it was a good idea to play Minecraft after a few too many shots. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave party or a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just empty bottles of booze). So grab your pickaxe and a bottle of your favorite beverage, because this SMP is about to get lit…literally.

CraftyDateDisaster

awkward, awkward silence, bad experience, bad timing, CraftyDateDisaster, cringe-worthy, DATING, Disaster, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, lessons learned, mistake, never again, Nightmare, regret, relationship, romance, Terrible, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst date

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	9152	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the dating drama! Join us and experience a world where creepers are the only thing blowing up your chances of finding love.

Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

NasrallahsNotHereLOL

Assassination, confirmation, Conflict, hezbollah, Islamic extremism, Killed, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Nasrallah, NasrallahsNotHereLOL, News, political turmoil, Radicalism, regional instability, security threat, ShiA, Terrorism, terrorist organization, violence

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Zombie Dances:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HEZBOLLAH LEADER NASRALLAH COULDN’T HANDLE IT AND GOT REKT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE LONGER THAN NASRALLAH DID! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE SO RICH THAT EVEN BILL GATES WOULD BE JEALOUS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN OUTLAST NASRALLAH!

Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Blocky Shooty Fun Land

black Americans, blocky, Community, crime, exposure, findings, Fun, gun control, Gun Violence, Impact, Land, long-term effects, mental health, public health, racial disparities, research, Safety, shooty, social justice, statistics, study, Trauma, urban communities, Violence prevention

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Animals Bred:	199	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild west showdown but with pixelated blocks. we got more guns than a cowboy convention, and the only violence u gonna see is when someone steals ur diamonds.

we got so many crazy adventures, like hunting down creepers in the jungle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block. we all got each other’s backs, like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so come join us, where the only thing getting shot is arrows from a skeleton and the only thing getting blown up is your mind from all the epicness.

What is the IP for IcyDeluxe Movies Minecraft Server?

IcyDeluxe, Minecraft, movies, Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3450
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

IcyDeluxe Movies is a YouTube channel created by a passionate film enthusiast that creates engaging and entertaining content related to movies. With a focus on reviews, analysis, and discussions of the latest films and trends in the industry, IcyDeluxe Movies is dedicated to providing quality content for movie lovers everywhere. Subscribe to stay up to date on all things cinema!

Welcome to “Glimmer Grove, where the mods are wild and the whitelist is stricter than your mom’s curfew!”

Adults, base, Builds, chests, Chunks, Community, Curfew, Discord, Friendly, Glimmer, Griefing, Grove, LGBTQ, Loot, Magic, Medieval, Modded, Mods, moms, recruiting, rules, Server, Spawn, stricter, trolling, voice chat, Waystones, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5960	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Gems Collected:	36

GLIMMER GROVE Minecraft Server

Overview
Recruiting adult players for a medieval / magic themed modded server
Whitelisted server
Community based
Discord voice chat required
Adults only
LGBTQ+ friendly

Server Rules

Rule	Description
1. Be kind	Keep interactions civil
2. No griefing or trolling
3. Do not loot without permission	Another player’s chest or death location
4. Do not modify builds without consent	Original builder’s consent
5. No inappropriate content	Usernames, profiles, gamertags, or builds
6. Do not destroy waystones	That you did not place yourself
7. Base building rules	Based on proximity to spawn
8. Be respectful	If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all

FAQ

Q: How do I apply for whitelist on the server?

A: To apply for whitelist, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The server includes a variety of medieval and magic themed mods, please refer to our Discord server for the full list.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server, but they will also need to go through the whitelist application process.

Q: Are there any events or competitions on the server?

A: We regularly host events and competitions on the server, keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements.

Anon’s Rike Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Communication, Community, dialogue, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, forum, Interaction, internet, long tail tags, Minecraft, ONLINE, Opinions, reactions, response, rike, Server, social media, tags, Thoughts, well

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Love Letters Sent:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!

So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

”WCW Bros Minecraft SMP Board”

Board, Boost, bros, Champions, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Minecraft, Mondays, Nitro, Raw, Rivalry, showdown, sissies, smp, sports, tag team, television, WCW, wrestling, wwf

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Star Shards Collected:	97
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Crops Grown:	4641	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We’re like the WCW of Minecraft – taking on those WWF sissies and showing them who’s boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of our NITROboosted gameplay every Monday. We don’t mess around here, we’re all about pushing the limits and having a blast while doing it. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner warrior and dominate the Minecraft world, then come join us on our epic adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!