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PuppyBlocker

animal welfare, dog ownership, ethical pet ownership, family conflict, family dynamics, pet adoption, pet breeding, pet breeding ethics, pet care responsibilities, pet health, pet neutering, pet overpopulation, pet ownership decisions, pet ownership disputes, pet parenting, pet rehoming, pet spaying, PuppyBlocker, responsible pet care, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild family story! Join us for a chance to claim ownership of a virtual puppy and avoid family conflicts. Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life dilemmas and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and fun. Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the thrill of raising virtual puppies without worrying about them being bred with oversized dogs? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCashCow2021

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Star Shards Collected:	203	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Divine Spears Created:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make a million dollars in a year! How, you ask? By selling virtual dirt blocks for real money, of course! Our players have become virtual real estate moguls, flipping dirt blocks for a profit that will make your head spin.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on their trusty dragons and race through treacherous obstacles for the chance to win a pot of gold (or diamonds, whichever you prefer).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So come join us on the craziest, most lucrative Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

TankWarsCraft

armored vehicles, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, european history, german tanks, historical battles, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, Military, military alliances, military tactics, military technology, russia, strategy, Swedish tanks, TankWarsCraft, Ukrainian Army, WARFARE, world war II

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

haha u guys wanna know why u should join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u a story dat will blow ur mind! so like, da Ukrainian army was all like, “yo, we gonna roll all our best swedish and german tanks into russia’s kursk oblast!” and everyone was like, “whaaaat? dat’s crazy!” but den dey did it and it was epic! so now, on dis server, u can be part of da epic tank battle in kursk oblast! join now and be a tank commander like never before! u won’t find dis kind of action anywhere else, i swear! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s roll out, baby!

Wiki Craft Land

academic integrity, academic research, academic writing, citation guidelines, citing sources, citing wikipedia, Craft, credibility, digital literacy, fact-checking, INFORMATION, information literacy, Land, online sources, Plagiarism, primary sources, references, reliable sources, research, scholarly articles, secondary sources, Wiki, wikipedia

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Towns Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Mines Excavated:	2865

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like the best thing ever. like, we have unicorns and dragons and flying pigs, like, it’s totally insane.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, super exclusive and you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in.

also, we have this legendary diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and makes all the mobs do the macarena. it’s like, the ultimate weapon in the game.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that farts glitter. yeah, you heard me right, a panda that farts glitter. it’s like, the cutest and most fabulous thing ever.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Roguelike Misadventures and Kitchen Sink 2: Electric Boogaloo

24/7, Active owner, Boogaloo, Dedicated, Discord, East Coast US, Electric, Fresh New World, Helpful Owner, kitchen, LGBTQIA+ friendly, Misadventures, Modded, Modpack, modpack link, New server, pebblehost, Player slots, PvE, RAD 2, RAM, roguelike, server upgrade, SINK, Whitelist

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Rogue Realms | RAD 2 ModPack

Server Details	New Server – Dedicated – PebbleHost with 8GB RAM – 20 Player Slots (Will Upgrade server as needed)
Gameplay	PvE
Server Status	24/7 – East Coast US
World	Fresh New World
Owner	Helpful/Active Owner
Community	LGBTQIA+ Friendly
ModPack	ModPack Link in Discord
Access	Whitelist

Join our Discord server for more information

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join by following the instructions in our Discord server and getting whitelisted.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: We regularly update the server to ensure stability and add new features.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

MinePri – Aikatsu and Pretty Series Server

#announcement, #youtube, Aikatsu!, AiPri, Anime, big news, Dance, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Idol, idol group, japanese, MinePri, Music, New Release, News, Performance, PRETTY, Pretty Series, rumor, series, Server, speculation

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	261	Runes Activated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. Want a pet unicorn? Done. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? You got it. Want unlimited pizza for life? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, a girl can dream!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons in the lava pit – they throw a killer party.

Recognize Thread Minecraft SMP

distinguishing threads, Identifying, identifying thread characteristics, identifying thread patterns, identifying threads, Minecraft, recognition, recognize, recognizing thread details, recognizing threads, smp, Thread, thread detection, thread identification, thread identification skills, thread recognition, thread recognition methods, thread recognition strategies, thread recognition techniques, thread recognition tips, thread spotting

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Void Gems Collected:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with zombie chickens, skeleton horses, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who loves belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

SaunaTowel Minecraft Server

gym etiquette, gym rules, linen cloth, Minecraft, personal hygiene, sauna attire, sauna comfort, sauna etiquette, sauna experience, sauna relaxation, sauna rules, SaunaTowel, Server, spa section, towel usage, toxic release

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only acceptable attire is a linen cloth! We don’t want any toxins released into the air from those pesky towels, so make sure to leave them at home.

Join us for a relaxing sauna experience, where you can unwind and chill in your virtual linen cloth. But beware of the towel police, who may try to ban you from the server for not following the strict dress code.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and follow the rules to avoid any uncomfortable encounters with the towel-hating players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and spa-like at the same time?

So grab your virtual linen cloth and dive into our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience. Just remember, towels are so last season!

CraftyFriendzMC

cancer survivor, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFriendzMC, Empathy, Family Support, friendship, HPV negative, Invalidation, lymph nodes, misunderstanding, mri, oral cancer, salivary gland, skin cancer, squamous cell carcinoma, surgery, survivor rates, survivorship, tongue cancer, warrior party

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Farms Harvested:	516	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6583
Epic Battles Fought:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers ambush you! But don’t worry, our server has special anti-creeper armor that will protect you from any explosion. Plus, our diamond drops are doubled, so you’ll never run out of bling!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And remember, on our server, surviving cancer is just a walk in the park compared to what you’ll face in-game!

Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP

branded products, Cash4Craft, consumerism, designer labels, extravagant indulgences, extravagant purchases, frivolous spending, impulse buys, lavish spending, Luxury items, Minecraft, money drains, non-essential items, overpriced services, overspending, smp, status symbols, superfluous expenditures, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary subscriptions, useless purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.

Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.

So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!