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GentlemenCraft Minecraft Server

American gentlemen, Beggar, compassion, cultural clash, Defeat, discrimination, Females, Generosity, GentlemenCraft, Interaction, Kindness, Magyar Cygany, Minecraft, MONEY, perseverance, POVERTY, primitive mob, resilience, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggle

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4432
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where American gentlemen face off against the fierce Magyar Cygany! Picture this: you’re just trying to mine some diamonds when suddenly, a Magyar Cygany beggar appears out of nowhere, begging for money like it’s their job. But fear not, because our brave players have learned to defeat these primitive mobs with ease.

And if that wasn’t enough, the only friendly faces you’ll find on this server are the female players. They’ll shower you with gifts and compliments, making you feel like the king of the world. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate champion in this crazy battle of the sexes!

FameCraft Minecraft Server

Acting, Celebrity, cultural impact, donald trump, emma watson, entertainment industry, Fame, Famecraft, FAMOUS, former actress, Hollywood, iconic, jackie chan, japs, johnny depp, michael jordan, Minecraft, pop culture, recognition, Server, social media, viral, Will Smith

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	3261	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to the most wacky and wild Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Japs were wandering around in the virtual world of Minecraft, completely oblivious to the fact that Emma Watson was right in front of them. They couldn’t recognize Johnny Depp, Jackie Chan, Donald Trump, Michael Jordan, or even Will Smith! But fear not, dear player, for on our server, you will never have to worry about mistaking a celebrity for a blocky character ever again. Join us for a hilariously confusing adventure filled with unexpected encounters and mind-boggling moments. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get this party started!

DaddyDistracted Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child development, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DaddyDistracted, distractions, Expectations, family dynamics, Frustration, Marriage, mental health, Minecraft, multitasking, parenting, postpartum depression, Prioritizing, Server, stress, Support, Technology, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2530

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story of a husband who thought he could work while taking care of a baby.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging dog chews and laptop distractions. Will you be able to juggle it all like this husband, or will you end up calling your mom in a panic to save the day?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can blame all your arguments on postpartum depression and await a referral while trying to survive in the Minecraft world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where anything can happen and every day is a new adventure. Just remember, working while caring for a baby may not be the best idea, but it sure makes for a hilarious story!

SisterlySnafu: NoGoldenChild

building trust, childhood trauma, Communication, consequences, Emotional healing, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, moving forward, NoGoldenChild, parenting, past mistakes, personal responsibility, Resentment, second chances, self improvement, sibling rivalry, SisterlySnafu, Therapy, tough love, troubled teen, trust issues

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in second chances and epic comebacks just like Rebecca’s life story! Join us and experience the thrill of redemption as you build your way up from the bottom, just like Rebecca did after almost going to jail!

Explore our vast world filled with opportunities and challenges, just like the ones Rebecca faced when she had to earn back her trust with her family. Will you be able to prove yourself and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now and show us your skills, just like Cally did as an honor student. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the “golden child” of our server! Don’t let your past hold you back, join us and create a new future full of adventure and fun!

Don’t Mess With Us Minecraft Server

AVOID, be careful, BEWARE, Caution, Dangerous, don’t mess with, dont, Experience, hard lessons, heed warnings, learn from mistakes, lessons learned, Mess, Minecraft, not to be trifled with, past mistakes, proceed with caution, respect boundaries, Risky, Server, stay away, tough experiences, tread lightly, wisdom

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who shoot laser beams out of their eyes. That’s right, you don’t want to mess with these bad boys!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a group of zombie chickens who are fiercely protective of their loot.

3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

4. Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti villagers who love to trade rare items for hugs. Just be careful not to accidentally squish them with your giant Minecraft feet!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

VanishingVibesMC

Abandoned, defunct, disappeared, disregarded, extinct product, faded away, failed venture, Forgotten, ghost company, Irrelevant, lost in time, no longer exists, obscure brand, obsolete, out of business, Overlooked, UNNOTICED, unobserved, unremembered, VANISHED, VanishingVibesMC

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	4134

Welcome to the Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Have you ever wondered what happened to that company or product that disappeared without a trace? Well, on our server, we have a secret underground base where all the missing companies and products have been hiding out! Join us and uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where pigs can soar through the sky and cows can breakdance?

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with mystery, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other secrets and surprises you’ll uncover along the way!

HolyCraftAbuse

abuse of power, allegations, catholic church, charges, clergy, criminal, criminal charges, HolyCraftAbuse, investigation, Justice, Legal, misconduct, Polish, Priest, Religious, scandal, scandal-ridden, scandalous, sex abuse, Victims, World Youth Day

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Towns Built:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, run by this polish priest who, get this, organised World Youth Day! but wait, there’s more – he’s also charged with sex abuse! like, who woulda thought, right?

but don’t worry, this server is lit af! like, you can build whatever you want, and there’s this secret underground dungeon where you can battle monsters and stuff. oh, and did i mention there’s a pet unicorn you can ride around on? yasss queen!

so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is to have fun and not get caught up in any scandals. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Nukeproof Ocean Salvage

Nukeproof, Ocean, Salvage

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE IS SCARED TO PLAY ON IT? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, MY FRIEND!

ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, CREEPERS THAT GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF CHICKENS THAT LAY GOLDEN EGGS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, OUR SHEEP CAN DANCE, AND OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES IN TOWN! PLUS, IF YOU FIND THE HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST, YOU’LL BE REWARDED WITH A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF ENCHANTED GOLDEN CARROTS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS YOU’RE SCARED OF HAVING TOO MUCH FUN, THAT IS!

MagicShroomMadness

altered state, brain influence, cognitive function, distort sense, DRUG, Hallucinations, magic mushrooms, MagicShroomMadness, mental health, neuroscience, Perception, psilocybin, psychedelic compound, psychedelic effects, psychoactive substance, researchers, Self, Space, study, Time, trip

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Secret Passages Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

hey u! ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like takin a trip on magic mushrooms, but without the weird hallucinations (unless u want that, then we got u covered).

our server is so lit that it will distort ur sense of space, time, and self, just like those psychedelic compounds in magic mushrooms. u’ll be buildin ur virtual world one minute, and the next minute u’ll be wonderin if u are actually a blocky character in a pixelated universe.

join us for a mind-bending experience that will have u questionin reality itself. and hey, if u ever get lost in the virtual world, just remember to follow the rainbow sheep to find ur way back home. trust me, those rainbow sheep know all the secrets of the universe.

so what are u waitin for? come join our server and let’s get trippy together! 🍄🌈🐑 #minecraftmagic #rainbowsheep #blockyadventures

Tomoso’s Vanilla Ice Cream SMP – No Mods, Just Cone-tent!

Adventure, Community, Conetent, cream, diamond-based economy, Discord, Economy, France, Friends, Gaming, Ice, Land Claims, Mods, multiplayer, original Minecraft feel, Papermc, Plugins, quality of life, Server, smp, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Emeralds Found:	5357
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
We are a Vanilla Minecraft server with a few select plugins for quality of life improvements. We maintain the original Minecraft feel with a diamond-based economy and no land claims. Our server runs on Papermc 1.20.6 and is located in France.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players.
How can I join the server?	You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server.
Are there any in-game events or competitions?	Yes, we regularly host events and competitions for our players to participate in and win rewards.
Can I donate to the server?	Yes, we have donation options available on our Discord server to support the maintenance and development of the server.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed in designated areas on the server, but we encourage players to respect each other’s gameplay styles.