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Blocky Truth Minecraft Server

Anti, blocky, Board, cahoots, Community, controversy, faggotry, funny, gimmick, humor, inb4, internet, Let it go, Minecraft, Nash, Nashposting, POSTERS, PRO, Server, the truth, Truth, Wolfie, Working, Years

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	New Chunks Explored:	701179
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where Nashposting is not only allowed, but encouraged! Forget about those other servers where 90% of the players ignore your faggotry – here, we embrace it with open arms.

And guess what? There’s no wolfie here to rain on your parade. Pro and anti Nash posters are all in cahoots and working together to create the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience you’ve ever had. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MirrorMischief Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, eccentric, funny, introspection, Minecraft, MIRROR, MirrorMischief, odd, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-image, self-perception, smp, strange, surreal, surrealism, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to be as weird as possible in front of a mirror.

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a room full of mirrors. But these aren’t just any mirrors, oh no. These mirrors have magical powers that make you do the weirdest things you’ve ever done in front of a mirror. Dance like a chicken? Check. Sing opera in your underwear? Double check. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the secret mirror hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space. Imagine the chaos you could create with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our mirror-tastic SMP today and let your inner weirdo shine! Just be sure to practice your best dance moves and vocal warm-ups before logging on. Trust us, you’re gonna need them.

CompliCraft: Made my day!

CompliCraft, Compliment, Day, surprising compliment, surprising emotions, surprising feelings, surprising reactions, unexpected, unexpected appreciation, unexpected boost, unexpected compliment, unexpected confidence, unexpected emotions, unexpected feelings, unexpected gesture, unexpected happiness, unexpected kindness, unexpected positivity, unexpected praise, unexpected reactions, unexpected validation, unexpected words

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most unexpected way possible!

Join us for a wild ride where the compliments are as unexpected as a creeper blowing up in your face. Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a fellow player compliments your block-placing skills. How does that make you feel? Like a diamond in the rough, that’s how!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the most outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. Rumor has it that a player once built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tamed a pack of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you feeling like a blocky superstar, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the unexpected!

BlockCraft: Brazil Shutdown – Minecraft Server

+x, blockcraft, Brazil, Business, Censorship, controversy, elon musk, freedom of speech, Government, International, Media, Minecraft, Musk, News, OPERATIONs, orders, regulations, Server, Shutdown, silicon valley, social media, Technology, twitter

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so like, this server is so lit that even Elon Musk had to shut down his Brazil operations cuz he couldn’t handle the epicness. our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest adventure of your life. we got dragons that breathe fire and unicorns that poop rainbows. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. let’s goooooo! 🚀🐉🦄💎🌈

CraftySpy28

#intelligence gathering, 28 countries, counterintelligence, covert activities, CraftySpy28, diplomatic relations, Espionage, espionage network, foreign agents, government agencies, Intelligence Minister, Intelligence Operations, international affairs, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad, national security, security threats, SPIES, Surveillance, undercover operatives

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Emeralds Found:	4653
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

hey u, yes u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, u should join our server cuz we got spies from 28 countries, just like Iran! we got secret missions, undercover ops, and even a secret base hidden in the depths of the nether! join now and be a spy for our server, uncovering secrets and taking down enemies with ur epic minecraft skills! what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most secretive and thrilling minecraft server out there!

FlaccidCraft: Rise of the Erectus

ancient history, anthropology, archaeological evidence, early humans, Erectus, Evolution, FlaccidCraft, fossil record, genetic studies, hominids, homo erectus, Homo flaccidus, Homo habilis, homo sapiens, human ancestors, human evolution, Neanderthals, paleoanthropology, prehistoric, PRIMATES, Rise, scientific research, species

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchantments Applied:	111

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be a part of da most epic adventures eva! we got dragons dat poop diamonds and zombies dat break dance when u kill em. u can even ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of spider silk.

our server is so lit, even Homo erectus would be jealous cuz we make dem look like Homo flaccidus. come join us and become a legend in da land of blocky madness. plus, our admins are actual unicorns who grant wishes and give u unlimited cake.

so what u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! disco parties in da nether, skydiving off of creepers, and building a house out of exploding TNT. this server is da bomb, literally.

NanoRNACraft

biopsy, blood nanoparticles, Blood Test, Cancer, Diagnosis, early detection, Healthcare, innovation, Invasive, less invasive, liquid biopsy, Medical research, Nanoparticles, NanoRNACraft, new class, Precision medicine, prostate cancer, researchers, RNA, Technology

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

so like, listen up gamers, dis server is like, totally outta dis world. we got like, scientists and stuff finding new classes of RNA in blood nanoparticles, like what even is that? but like, it’s gonna help diagnose prostate cancer without even having to do surgery, like, mind blown, right?

join dis server and you’ll be part of the most epic quest to discover new ways to save lives using Minecraft. who knew blocky pixels could be so life-changing, amirite? plus, we got like, secret labs and stuff where you can conduct experiments and maybe even cure diseases in the game.

so like, if you wanna be a hero and save the world through Minecraft, join dis server now. who needs med school when you got a pickaxe and a dream, right? let’s do dis, gamers!

BratzCraft Minecraft Server

“2000s”, Bratz, bratz dolls, bratz fashion, bratz toys, BratzCraft, Childhood, Collectibles, Discontinued, dolls, dolls collection, fashion, fashion dolls, Girls, iconic, it’s over, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Playtime, Popular, Server, Toys

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8138	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	525634	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, say goodbye to those basic servers because on our server, it’s over bratz!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are actually friendly and will do your bidding. Want a creeper to be your personal bodyguard? Done. Need a skeleton to serenade you with a lullaby? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect them all and become the wealthiest player in the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It’s over bratz, and it’s just getting started!

“CraftyClutz Minecraft SMP” Good thing: I can build amazing structures with redstone Bad thing: I always accidentally set off TNT traps in my own base

accidentally, amazing, bad thing, base, BUILD, CraftyClutz, good thing, introspection, Minecraft, negative traits, personal growth, positive traits, redstoneBad, SELF AWARENESS, self awareness activities, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-awareness exercises, self-criticism, self-evaluation, set, SMPGood, Strengths, Structures, Tnt, Traps, weaknesses

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

One good thing about me is that I can build epic structures in Minecraft that will make your jaw drop. One bad thing is that I have a tendency to accidentally set off TNT traps in my own base… oops! But hey, at least it keeps things interesting on the server, right? Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and epic builds that will leave you in awe. Just make sure to watch your step around me and my TNT shenanigans!

ToiletTroubleCraft

accessibility, Chronic illness, disability awareness, disability discrimination, disability rights, disabled rights, disabled toilets, flare up, inflammatory bowel disease, inflammatory bowel disease flare, invisible disability, Invisible illness, judgemental, Respect, restroom accessibility, restroom accommodations, restroom etiquette, restroom facilities, restroom use, ToiletTroubleCraft, ulcerative colitis

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is welcome, regardless of their disability status or lack thereof! We don’t discriminate here, unlike that wheelchair warrior who tried to gatekeep the disabled toilets in real life.

Join our server and build your own accessible toilets for all to use, disabled or not! Show that judgmental prick from the restaurant what true inclusivity looks like. Plus, you never know when you might need a quick escape to the virtual bathroom during a heated PvP battle – no judgment here!

So come on in, craft your heart out, and remember: on our server, everyone is disabled…ly awesome at Minecraft!

CraftyLuxeMC

appreciation, Childhood, CraftyLuxeMC, experiences, Gratitude, gratitude practice, growing up, humble beginnings, luxuries, Memories, mindset, Nostalgia, overcoming adversity, perspective, POVERTY, Reflection, resilience, simple pleasures, small things, Struggle, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate luxury resort for all you former dirt hut dwellers out there!

Join our server and experience the high life with diamond-studded dirt blocks, golden apple trees, and a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground treasure vault filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie guards!

So why settle for a measly dirt hut when you can live like royalty on our server? Join now and start living the Minecraft high life!