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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9821 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7115 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.
So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!
