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  • ColdBrewCrafts

    ColdBrewCrafts
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 4274
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 15 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Enchantments Applied: 289 Players Killed by Monsters: 5576
    Mines Excavated: 4784 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
    Ores Mined: 1097 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Villages Defended: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Not to mention, our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.

    But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their potato cannons. And our zombies? They’re all trained dancers, busting out the Thriller dance like it’s nobody’s business.

    Oh, and did I mention our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the creepers? Yeah, they love to relax and unwind after a long day of exploding stuff. So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Let’s get this party started, baby!

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  • Pup-Free Cafe

    Pup-Free Cafe
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 1559
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2695 Crops Grown: 6413
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    We promise no surprise dogs will show up at your virtual dinner table, unless you want them to! Our server is dog-friendly, cat-friendly, and even creeper-friendly (just watch out for explosions)!

    Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where the only reservations you need to worry about are reserving your spot in our epic build battles! No need to worry about switching things up last minute – on our server, the only thing that’s set in stone is the blocks you’re mining!

    So come on down to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs friends bringing dogs to dinner when you can have friends bringing diamonds to your virtual castle? See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OriginalityCraft Minecraft Server

    OriginalityCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 4327
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of entitled parents causing a ruckus in your daily life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toddlers can’t pant on your glass while you scoop ice cream! Our virtual cafe is free of middle-aged ladies demanding ice cream and glaring at you for looking out for their child’s safety. Plus, you can work with children without being accused of being a child yourself! Join now and leave the entitled parents behind in the real world.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pay2PlayLove

    Pay2PlayLove
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 194
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you like royalty? Look no further than our server, where we believe in the “you get this one, I’ll get the next” approach to finances!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of alternating paying for coffee and snacks with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you can have a latte instead?

    Don’t worry about feeling like everything is too calculative, we promise to keep the financial drama to a minimum. Plus, we have epic adventures and crazy builds that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over to our server and let us treat you like the queen (or king) that you are! Just make sure to bring your own pickaxe, because we don’t split those 50/50. 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperCafe

    CraftyCreeperCafe
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 940
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 100 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Farms Harvested: 824 Players Killed by Monsters: 1621
    Alien Abductions: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a restaurant for your virtual taste buds!

    Picture this: You spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly cow named Carl who offers to be your personal chef. He whips up the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off zombie waiters and skeleton sous chefs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Burger Challenge, where players must defeat the dragon while balancing a stack of burgers on their head. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft restaurant server and feast your eyes on the most insane gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Just don’t forget to tip your cow chef!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CreepCaféNoMore

    CreepCaféNoMore
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 4366
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Mythical Quests Completed: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server! We promise no crazy accusations of ogling or harassment here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about employees accusing you of anything. In fact, our virtual employees are programmed to love and appreciate all players equally. No drama, just gaming!

    And if you’re worried about running into any troublemakers, fear not! We have a strict no-drama policy that ensures all players can enjoy their time on the server without any unnecessary drama.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs accusations and misunderstandings when you can just focus on building and exploring in the virtual world? Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • GayCoffee Minecraft Server

    GayCoffee Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 6978
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as friendly and persistent as that guy at the Cafe? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of determination and enthusiasm in-game. We promise to never take no for an answer, just like our coffee-buying friend. Plus, who knows, you might even find yourself in a hilarious situation where you have to politely decline offers left and right. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected interactions and unforgettable moments!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CaramelCraft Minecraft Server

    CaramelCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 2218
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where the only limit is your imagination.

    Are you tired of entitled kids throwing tantrums over dessert? Well, on our server, you can feast on all the shortcake with salted caramel you want, without any bratty kids trying to steal it from you! Build your own bakery and fill it with all the delicious treats you desire, without any entitled parents demanding you give it to their precious little angels.

    Join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own outrageous stories in the world of Minecraft? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

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  • Crafty Cafe: Where Minecraft and Coffee Collide for Epic Socialization!

    Crafty Cafe: Where Minecraft and Coffee Collide for Epic Socialization!
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 3281
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Enchantments Applied: 178
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are cafes even dead yet as a place for novel socialization? Pshh, who needs cafes when you can join our Minecraft server and socialize with pixelated pigs and blocky villagers! Our server is the hottest spot for all the cool kids in town, where you can build your own cafe and serve virtual lattes to your friends. But watch out, because sometimes the creepers like to come in and order TNT instead of tea!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy parties, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft barista. Who needs a real cafe when you can have a virtual one that’s always open and never runs out of coffee beans? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to brew up some fun on our server!

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  • CraftyCreeper’s Cafe – Where the only thing on the menu is blocks!

    CraftyCreeper’s Cafe – Where the only thing on the menu is blocks!
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 6907
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 290 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Forget about wasting your diamonds on overpriced restaurants with absurd prices and smaller portions! Join our server where you can feast like a king without breaking the bank!

    Our entitled service workers will make sure you receive the automatic gratuities you deserve, even when you’re just ordering takeout in-game!

    With the economy in the Biden administration’s hands, you know things are about to get much worse…but on our server, you can escape reality and build your dream world without worrying about the chaos outside!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most hilarious moments, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Anon’s Block Party

    Crafty Anon’s Block Party
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 7062
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Mines Excavated: 2873
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our BRUTAL Minecraft server, where the mobs are tougher, the challenges are crazier, and the fun never stops! Join us if you dare for an epic adventure like no other.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But instead of running away, this player fought back with nothing but a carrot and emerged victorious, earning the title of “Carrot King” for all eternity.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every full moon, the entire world turns upside down and you must navigate through a gravity-defying maze to survive.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our BRUTAL Minecraft server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky world.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • FinnishFazeCraft: Where nothing can faze the Finnish man!

    FinnishFazeCraft: Where nothing can faze the Finnish man!
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 6620
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Emeralds Found: 9833
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where nothing can faze the Finnish man! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of Finnish ninjas who can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 30 seconds. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. – The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot on a stick as a weapon. – Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have been known to throw block parties instead of exploding.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Finnish ninja), then join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NijiCraft: Where Vtubers Build, Laugh, and Slay!

    NijiCraft: Where Vtubers Build, Laugh, and Slay!
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 2240
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 79 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Buildings Constructed: 22
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4281 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than Nijisanji EN Minecraft Madness! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures with LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and more!

    Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to spawn here. We’ve got MariaMari0nette, AiaAmare, HexHaywire, and more causing chaos in the best way possible. And don’t even get us started on our PvP battles – they’re more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans this side of the Nether. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the world of blocks and madness!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Stone Age Crafters

    Stone Age Crafters
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 7788
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 163 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve cracked the code on time travel! That’s right, we’ve figured out how to transport you back in the day to experience Minecraft like never before.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a T-Rex comes stomping through, looking for a snack. Or maybe you’re building a castle and Julius Caesar himself shows up to challenge you to a duel. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we’ve also added a modern HTML twist to the game. You can now customize your character with the latest fashion trends from the Stone Age, or even ride a hovercraft instead of a minecart.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you fight off a horde of zombies with a caveman club while riding a unicorn through a portal to the future? Only on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BibleCraft: Where Polygyny is Just Another Block in the Game

    BibleCraft: Where Polygyny is Just Another Block in the Game
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 381
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5618 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌈 Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to have a wild time in the virtual world!

    👩‍❤️‍👩 Join us for a sizzling adventure where multiple women are in a sexual situation… and guess what? It’s all about homosexuality! That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and having a blast while doing it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    📖 But don’t worry, we’ve done our research. According to the Bible, polygyny is totally cool as long as the wives are getting their gay on. Leviticus 18:22 may say something about men lying with mankind, but it never said anything about women! Plus, the word for “man” actually just means “male” in Hebrew. So, technically, we’re all good to go!

    🔥 So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as it gets, come join us! Who knew that ancient Israelites were such trendsetters with their polygyny and fabulous shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up now and let’s get this party started! 🎉

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  • LatinCraft: Where we build pixelated pyramids instead of walls!

    LatinCraft: Where we build pixelated pyramids instead of walls!
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 5458
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5107
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where we strive to make the concept of race as obsolete as trying to find diamonds without a pickaxe! In this server, we embrace the idea of being one big happy family of blocky characters, regardless of our pixelated skin colors.

    Just like in Latin America, where they’ve been trying to make race disappear for over a century, we believe that in our pixelated world, we should all just be known as Minecraftians. No more labels, just pure blocky fun!

    Join us and experience a world where nationality takes precedence over race, just like in Brazil where they proudly call themselves a racial democracy. And if you dare to bring up the topic of race, be prepared to face off against a Dominican player who will fight you to the death (in-game, of course)!

    So come on and join our server, where we are progressive on racial issues and dream of a day when we can all just identify as Minecraftians. Let’s make the American continent, north and south, a place where race is a thing of the past and we can all just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers together. See you in the game!

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  • CraftyQueens Minecraft: Where Even Blocky Girls Have Standards

    CraftyQueens Minecraft: Where Even Blocky Girls Have Standards
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 475
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of josei manga and dive into a world of pure innocence and fun!

    Join us and leave behind the stereotypes of easy, slutty, and cheating females because on our server, everyone is a hero!

    Embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and make friends with players who value integrity and good vibes above all else.

    So why wait? Join now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a spaceship next!

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  • TexanCraft: No More Porn Hub, Just Blocks and Creepers!

    TexanCraft: No More Porn Hub, Just Blocks and Creepers!
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 4837
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Falling into the Void: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of not being able to visit your favorite porn sites by immersing yourself in a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

    Join us and build your own virtual porn empire, where you can create NSFW statues and monuments to your heart’s content. Who needs real porn when you can watch two Minecraft pigs getting it on in the virtual world?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Texas People tribe, who have mastered the art of Minecraft survival in the wild west. Join them in epic battles against creepers and zombies, and become a true Texan hero.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring porn sites forever!

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  • House Party Minecraft Server: Survive the American Nuke!

    House Party Minecraft Server: Survive the American Nuke!
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 227
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 217 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of America nuking your house! Join us and build a fortress to protect yourself from the incoming missiles. Our server is equipped with anti-nuke technology that will keep you safe while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. Don’t let your house get blown up, join us now and survive the apocalypse in style!

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  • RatCraft – Cheesy Adventures Await!

    RatCraft – Cheesy Adventures Await!
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 933
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 42 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Secret Passages Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams, catching, and 3D live action that will leave you questioning reality.

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