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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 4274 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Enchantments Applied: | 289 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5576 |
Mines Excavated: | 4784 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
Ores Mined: | 1097 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their potato cannons. And our zombies? They’re all trained dancers, busting out the Thriller dance like it’s nobody’s business.
Oh, and did I mention our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the creepers? Yeah, they love to relax and unwind after a long day of exploding stuff. So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Let’s get this party started, baby!