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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

adult content, BlockyBanter, Boundaries, comfortable environment, Communication, discretion, discussions, Etiquette, friend group, group dynamics, mature conversations, mature topics, Minecraft, mutual understanding, navigating sensitive topics, NSFW, open dialogue, personal boundaries, Respect, sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	New Chunks Explored:	50691
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of awkwardly avoiding NSFW topics in your Minecraft server chat? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to let loose and discuss all things naughty without judgment! We even have a designated “NSFW Corner” where you can share your wildest stories and memes without worrying about getting banned. Join us now for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers!

CrustyCreeperFragrance

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Votes:	4797	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and hilarious ways to solve all your relationship problems!

Join us and discover the secret to telling your boyfriend his penis is crusty and fishy smelling after the gym without offending him. Our players have come up with some truly wild and wacky solutions that will have you laughing for days.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come on in and see why our server is the wildest and weirdest place to play Minecraft!

ForklessSpoonfulsMC

BITE, CEREAL, Dining, dumplings, Eating, eating utensils, Food, fork examples, ForklessSpoonfulsMC, Forks, kitchen, mealtime, milk, Pie, ravioli, Soup, spoon examples, Spoons, substitute utensils, utensils

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6738	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ores Mined:	1846
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	196
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	3108	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Secret Passages Found:	2

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
New Chunks Explored:	406142	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	53
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!