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WeepWoops Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Towns Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Weepwoopskiddillywooooop!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you ready to join a server where the only rule is to tribute big cocks? That’s right, we’re all about the BIG COCK TRIBUTER life here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with horny perverts and BIG COCK Daddies who are ready to take things to the next level. Need someone to mess with your wife, girlfriend, mother, or sister? Look no further, our members are here to please!

And don’t worry about holding back with your requests, we thrive on fucked up and outrageous content. The BIG COCK THUMPER is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Plus, we have the biggest cocks on /b/ for you to worship – over 8 inches of pure madness!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where jealousy runs rampant and the only limit is your imagination. Remember, on this server, we are the ones who cuck!

The Audacious Bitch on Minecraft SMP

AUDACIOUS, Audacity, BETRAYAL, Bitch, controversy, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, done for her, Drama, forget, Forgive, holobros, hololive, how dare, ingrateful bitch, internet culture, lord yagoo, Minecraft, scandal, smp, ungrateful, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, chaos, and a sprinkle of insanity!

Join us on this wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of Lord Yagoo. Rumor has it that whoever wields this sword will have the power to banish all haters and trolls from the server for eternity!

But beware, for there are whispers of a secret society known as the Holobros who will stop at nothing to protect their beloved Lord Yagoo. Will you join forces with them or will you dare to challenge their authority?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, Holobros do not forgive, Holobros do not forget!

SacrificeSMP – Unexpected Rewards

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only sacrifice you make is giving up your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we take sacrifices to a whole new level! Join us and sacrifice your favorite pet chicken to summon a rare mythical creature that will grant you epic loot and powers beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Defeat him in battle and claim his golden egg, rumored to contain the power to control all chickens in the world!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy sacrifices and epic battles, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate sacrifice master!

MedievalWiFiCraft

adaptation, Adventure, ancient world, Communication, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, historical, historical research, innovation, internet, knowledge, MedievalWiFiCraft, past, Smartphone, Survival, Technology, time machine, time slip, time travel, virtual reality

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where time travel meets technology! Imagine being able to explore a world from 500 years ago while still being able to check your Instagram feed and watch cat videos on YouTube.

Join us for epic quests where you can use your smartphone to outsmart ancient civilizations and conquer kingdoms with the power of memes. Build your own time machine and travel to different eras to collect rare items and show off your futuristic gadgets.

But beware, there are dangers lurking in the past, from pixelated dinosaurs to medieval creepers. Will you survive and thrive in this wacky world where history meets hi-tech? Join us now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, BLOCK, civil liberties, clamps down, Democracy, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Minecraft, Nigeria, northern cities, opposition movement, Party, Police Brutality, Political unrest, pro-Putin, pro-Russia, protest suppression, Protesters, Putins, Semafor, Server, social justice

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	136	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LISTEN TO THIS WACKY STORY! SO, ONCE UPON A TIME, A BUNCH OF NIGERIAN PROTESTERS DECIDED TO START A REVOLUTION IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, THEY WERE ALL ABOUT SUPPORTING RUSSIA AND PUTIN IN THE GAME! BUT THEN, THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT GOT WIND OF IT AND SHUT THEM DOWN! NOW, THESE PROTESTERS ARE LOOKING FOR A NEW PLACE TO BUILD THEIR VIRTUAL EMPIRE! THAT’S WHERE OUR SERVER COMES IN! JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY ADVENTURES, AND MAYBE EVEN A FEW LOLZ ALONG THE WAY! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW! (DISCLAIMER: NO ACTUAL POLITICS INVOLVED, JUST MINECRAFT FUN!)

NukeCraft: China’s Power Play

#sustainability, carbon emissions, China, Chinas, climate change, construction, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy security, Environment, Future, Global, growth, Infrastructure, innovation, nuclear power, nukecraft, Play, power, power plants, progress, renewable energy, Technology

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Alien Abductions:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more power plants than china, yea you heard that right! we building nukes left and right while everyone else be stallin’.

imagine mining for diamonds while dodging radioactive waste, now that’s what i call a challenge! our server is so lit, you’ll be glowing in the dark for days.

plus, we got creeper armies armed with mini nukes, so watch out for those explosive surprises. join now and become the ultimate nuclear warrior in our crazy world. nuclear power, baby!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Chimeras Created:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, things are literally dying to meet you! That’s right, zombies, skeletons, creepers – you name it, they’re all just waiting for you to come and join the fun!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of ways to protect yourself from the undead horde. From enchanted diamond armor to potions that make you invisible, you’ll have everything you need to survive and thrive in this crazy world.

And if fighting mobs isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of other activities to keep you entertained. How about riding a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at your friends? Or building a giant statue of a chicken out of solid gold blocks? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

CraftyCrafterMC SMP – JustCraftedThis

combat system, compelling stories, CraftyCrafterMC, FF15, Fun games, Gaming, Gaming Community, Jrpg, JRPG recommendations, JRPGs, JustCraftedThis, kingdom hearts, kingdom hearts style, modern JRPG, pc games, PC Gaming, PC Port, Real-time combat, Sequel, smp, square JRPG, turn based tactics, yakuza 0

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

So you’ve conquered the pixelated world of Minecraft, but now you’re craving something more… epic? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and epic battles!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual landscape, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of mischievous players ambush you with a herd of exploding sheep! Or how about the time when we all decided to build a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky, only to watch them plummet back down to earth in a spectacular fashion?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just about building and surviving – it’s about creating unforgettable memories with a community of like-minded gamers who share your passion for all things Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs just waiting to be explored…

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures that the virtual world has to offer. Who knows, you might even become the legendary hero of our server, known far and wide for your daring deeds and wacky antics. See you in the game, adventurer!

SisBirthVSSurgery Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3215	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can undergo surgery and attend a birth at the same time – no need to choose between the two! Plus, if your sister starts spreading rumors about your surgery schedule, you can just block her in-game and avoid all the drama.

Don’t wait for time slots to open up months later – join our server now and start crafting your own adventure! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in Minecraft?

KidneyCraft: Boundaries Edition

Boundaries, boundary issues, Edition, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family disputes, family dynamics, family loyalty, family obligations., Family Support, kidney failure, Kidney Transplant, KidneyCraft, life choices, organ donation, personal boundaries, personal sacrifice, personal well-being, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, strained relationships

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Love Letters Sent:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
New Chunks Explored:	16164	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in setting boundaries and protecting your well-being, just like our player who refused to donate a kidney to their brother!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can explore endless worlds, build magnificent structures, and maybe even find a kidney donor in the process (just kidding, we don’t actually provide medical services).

Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of self-care and saying no to toxic relationships. So come on in and let’s build a kidney-shaped castle together (just kidding again, that would be weird).

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your virtual kidneys or anything else. Play on our server and remember, it’s all fun and games until someone asks for a kidney transplant!