you gotta join our server because we’re uncovering all the secrets of the Cascadia Subduction Zone, like we’re basically detectives but in the ocean. who knows what kind of crazy stuff we’ll find down there? maybe Atlantis or a giant squid or something.
so yeah, if you wanna be part of a top-secret mission to uncover the mysteries of the deep, then join our minecraft server. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
| Server Version | 1.20.1 (and updating) |
|---|---|
| Server Features | Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles |
| Performance | Vanilla+ modpack with optimizers, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU |
| Gameplay | Safezone-Borderlands system, Origins mod with custom origins |
The server is regularly updated, with the latest version being 1.20.1. Updates are done to ensure the best gameplay experience for all players.
Stinky SMP upholds fair moderation practices, with appeals and punishment only for true rulebreaks. The focus is on creating a welcoming and inclusive community for all players.
Since May 2022, the server has had no resets, providing players with a sense of longevity and continuity in their gameplay experience.
Yes, players are encouraged to make suggestions for the server. The staff team reviews all suggestions and considers implementing them to enhance the overall gameplay experience.
The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where a central area around spawn is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay, including PvP and griefing.
The Origins mod on Stinky SMP adds a unique element to the gameplay, with custom origins carefully designed and balanced. Players can choose from a variety of origins to suit their playstyle and preferences.
On our server, you can choose to be a cop and uphold the law by patrolling the streets and catching those pesky criminals. Or you can embrace your inner rebel and become a mastermind criminal, pulling off heists and evading the fuzz at every turn.
But that’s not all! Our server features insane mini-games like “Cops vs. Robbers” where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate chad in this epic showdown between cops and robbers!
Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, gossip, and outrageous roleplay scenarios. Our community is always buzzing with excitement and creativity, so come on in and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the brink of a whole new world of possibilities!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this epic adventure of roleplaying and fun. Just be prepared to leave your inhibitions at the door, because things are about to get wild!
Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your own comfort for unruly children who can’t listen. On our server, you can sleep soundly in your own virtual bedroom without anyone demanding you give it up for their own convenience.
We don’t tolerate any entitled behavior here, so you can rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any rude comments or passive-aggressive attitudes. Our community is all about having fun and enjoying the game without any unnecessary drama.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life family vacation drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh with us as we create our own virtual paradise where everyone is welcome, as long as they leave the air mattresses intact!
We have a secret underground vault filled with virtual gold blocks that only the elite players can access. Rumor has it that Steve himself guards the entrance, ready to challenge anyone who dares to try and steal his treasure.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheep. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your friends. Just be careful, they’re known to be a little…colorful.
So why settle for just appearing rich when you can actually be wealthy in the world of Minecraft? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual riches!
Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. Yes, you read that right. Chickens everywhere, boogying down like there’s no tomorrow. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a majestic creature that farts out diamonds. That’s right, DIAMONDS. Who needs mining when you have a flatulent pig on your side?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Troll Bridge, where unsuspecting players are challenged to a dance-off with a gang of mischievous trolls. Can you bust a move and out-dance these sneaky creatures? Only time will tell.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of absurdity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of diamond-farting pig magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
