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So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you mine for diamonds while riding a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a castle made entirely of cheese? Only on our server, of course!
Don’t miss out on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!
Forget about the woes of trying to connect your DVD player to your TV, here you can build a fully functional movie theater with popcorn machines and reclining seats. And don’t even get us started on the SCART cable monsters that roam the land, looking to sabotage your builds.
Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and plenty of SCART cable jokes. Who needs those ancient relics when you can have a blast on our server? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the SCART cable madness begin!
Join us and experience the craziest adventures ever seen in Minecraft history. We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! 😂
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself comes to hang out on the weekends. And trust me, you do NOT want to miss a chance to party with that guy! 👻
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)! Let’s get this party started, baby! 🎉🎮
you gotta join our server because we’re uncovering all the secrets of the Cascadia Subduction Zone, like we’re basically detectives but in the ocean. who knows what kind of crazy stuff we’ll find down there? maybe Atlantis or a giant squid or something.
so yeah, if you wanna be part of a top-secret mission to uncover the mysteries of the deep, then join our minecraft server. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
Join us for a wild ride filled with zombie pigmen riding llamas, diamond blocks raining from the sky, and secret dungeons filled with creepers throwing party hats at you.
Build your own pixelated palace or team up with other players to create a giant hot dog made entirely out of tnt.
But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Enderdragon who loves to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!
| BareBonesMP Server Overview | |
|---|---|
| IP: | play.barebonesmp.com |
| Bedrock IP: | play.barebonesmp.com:19132 |
| Discord Link: | https://barebonesmp.com/discord/ |
| Dynmap: | https://map.barebonesmp.com |
| Website: | https://barebonesmp.com/ |
| Server Features | |
|---|---|
| 24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online! | |
| Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins | |
| Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks! | |
| Dedicated Server with No Lag | |
| Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld | |
| Custom Resource pack | |
| 3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS | |
| Active Discord & Community | |
| Optional Proximity Voice Chat | |
| Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat | |
| Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds! | |
| Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month! | |
| Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024 | |
| Server Rules | |
|---|---|
| 1. No Griefing or Stealing | |
| 2. No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages | |
| 3. No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP! | |
| 4. Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind | |
| 5. Be Respectful and kind to other members | |
| 6. Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members | |
| 7. The keyword is andesite | |
| 8. No Advertising or Spamming other members | |
| 9. No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice | |
| 10. PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP | |
Join us for epic car races where you can show off your mad Linux skills while zooming past your friends. But be careful, because the roads are filled with creepers and zombies who are just dying to crash your ride!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take your car on a journey to the Nether? Who needs a portal when you can just drive straight into the fiery depths of the underworld? Just make sure you have enough gas to make it back in one piece!
So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your car’s fuel tank). See you on the road, fellow Linux enthusiasts! 🚗🔥💻
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance-offs.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered laser beams. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their dastardly plan? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!
Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist logging on. We’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that breakdance, and villagers that throw the wildest parties.
Forget about your parents’ boring rules and restrictions, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing normal is being totally insane!
we also have a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off an army of evil villagers who are trying to take over the server. and if that’s not enough, we have a giant lava pit where players can battle it out in epic pvp matches to see who is the ultimate warrior.
but the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where players can ride on flying pigs and battle giant chickens. it’s a crazy world out there, but we promise you’ll have the time of your life on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!
imagine mining for diamonds while your neurons are going wild with psychedelic effects, it’s a whole new experience that you won’t find anywhere else. our server is like a virtual acid trip, but without the bad comedown.
join us now and see your minecraft world in a whole new light, literally! who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have neurons firing in all directions? come join the fun and let’s get psychedelic together!
| Features |
|---|
| ⛏️ A lite RPG experience to bolster the mid-to-end game area, complete with Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants & Custom Monsters |
| ⚒️ Excellent QoL with Player Warps, Homes, Monster Heads, RTP, TPA, Autocrafters, Land Claiming, Non-Premium Crates, Live Maps, and more |
| ⚔️ Voting system that rewards with Voting Crate Key & Pinata for additional rewards |
| 🛠️ Player owned & operated economy |
| 💎 Cross-platform play with ViaVersion and Geyser support |
| 🪨 Informative Discord channel with Discord-to-Minecraft chatting |
| 🪵 Custom Help menu available 24/7 |
Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com
Bedrock Port: 25566
We eagerly await on the arrival of new faces in our server and extend our warmest welcome to people from all walks of life. Feel free to visit our humble server any time as we are not whitelisted – and enjoy everything we have to offer!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server whitelisted? | No, the server is not whitelisted. All are welcome to join. |
| What version of Minecraft does the server support? | The server supports different MC versions for cross-platform play. |
| Are there custom features on the server? | Yes, there are custom features like dungeons, custom monsters, and more. |
| How can I join the server’s Discord channel? | You can join the Discord channel using the invite link provided in the overview. |