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BdayBashShutdown

arguments, BdayBashShutdown, birthday celebrations, birthday stress, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, customer service, emotional exhaustion, emotional strain, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, personal boundaries, pet care, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, self-care, Stress Management, vet visits

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magic Items Found:	8840	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with friends (or make new ones)!

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your arguments with your significant other. Plus, our virtual vet clinic is always open for walk-ins, so you never have to worry about rude receptionists or awkward encounters.

And don’t worry about offending anyone’s family here – we’re all about having a good time and leaving the drama at the door. So come on in, build a virtual dog park for your furry friends, and let loose on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockbusterBustsMinecraft SMP

BANKRUPTCY, blockbuster, BlockbusterBustsMinecraft, business closures, business failures, ceased to exist, corporate collapses, corporate giants, corporate history, defunct companies, downfall of companies, extinct corporations, failed businesses, forgotten companies, former companies, iconic brands, massive companies, Nostalgia, obsolete businesses, obsolete industries, smp, video rental stores

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is filled with former employees of these extinct companies who are now seeking refuge in the digital world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the ghost of Blockbuster himself roams the server, haunting players who dare to stream movies instead of renting them. But don’t worry, our resident ex-Toys “R” Us employees are here to protect you with their toy swords and plastic shields.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret headquarters of the fallen Nokia empire, where players can craft indestructible phones that never run out of battery. And let’s not forget about the infamous AOL dial-up dungeon, where players must navigate through a maze of screeching modems to reach the treasure at the end.

So come join our wacky world of former corporate giants and see if you have what it takes to survive in a server where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional copyright infringement lawsuit).

BlockyBabesGoneWild

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magic Items Found:	7403
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have normalized building giant statues of…well, let’s just say they’re not your typical Minecraft creations. Join us if you want to see phallic monuments towering over the landscape, because why build a castle when you can build a…well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Nether Strip Club,” where zombie pigmen put on a show that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft mobs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of questionable builds and unforgettable experiences. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server.

CraftyPutin’sMinecraftServer

aggression, Attack, Budget, Conflict, CraftyPutinsMinecraftServer, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Military, Military Action, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, SPENDING, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	171
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Votes:	2583	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	8478	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where putin has spent more than £1bn attacking ukraine this week alone!! 🤯🤯🤯

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server built a giant statue of putin out of diamonds and gold, and guess what? putin himself logged on and declared it the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen. he even gave the player a virtual high five! 🙌

but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. from flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a virtual high five from putin too! 😉🎉

TalibanTakedownMC

Afghan conflict, Afghan culture, Afghan society, Afghan traditions, Afghanistan, combat competitions, Combat sports, cultural clashes, extreme fighting, Martial Arts, MMA, MMA events, MMA fighters, sports in Afghanistan, Taliban, Taliban beliefs, Taliban restrictions, Taliban rule, TalibanTakedownMC, violence, violence in sports

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they be throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doin’ the Macarena with a bunch of zombies.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary treasure hunt? Rumor has it that if you find the golden pickaxe hidden in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all the creepers into fluffy bunnies.

So what are you waitin’ for? Join this server now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and steal all the cake!

CarFlyingCraft

air travel, CarFlyingCraft, cars, Concept, FANTASY, flying, futuristic, humans, hypothetical, imagination, innovation, Mechanics, physical contact, PHYSICS., science fiction, speculation, surreal, Technology, theory, touching, Transportation

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Void Gems Collected:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Emeralds Found:	5354

lol ok so like imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u find out that humans are not technically touching, so that means cars must technically be flying. like what even is that logic? but on our server, anything is possible, even cars flying around like magic carpets. join us for the most mind-blowing and hilarious minecraft experience ever. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where llamas are the DJs and creepers are the bouncers. trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

PulseCraft: No Premature Blocks

attention regulation, blocks, cardiovascular health, ejaculation control, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, heart rate, high intensity interval training, interval training, mens health, performance anxiety, Physical fitness, Premature, premature ejaculation, pulsecraft, sex, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, Stamina, Symptoms

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8288
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8721	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

hey u! r u tired of cummin too soon in minecraft? well, do i have the server for u! our high-intensity interval training will help u last longer in bed… i mean, in the game! men with better attention regulation and those with larger increases in heart rate after sex… i mean, after mining, tend to have fewer premature ejaculation symptoms… i mean, respawning too quickly! so come join us and last longer in the game… i mean, in bed… i mean, in minecraft!

LesbianBFFSavesMe Minecraft Server

BFF, Communication, Connection, Emotional healing, empowerment, friendship, Lesbian, LesbianBFFSavesMe, LGBTQ, manifestation, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, personal growth, reisen inaba, save me, Self Discovery, Server, Support, talk about feelings, Trust, udonge, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	521
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you dream of finding your lesbian BFF who will not only save you from creepers but also force you to talk about your feelings? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with your ultimate BFF and conquer the pixelated world together!

Imagine exploring the mines with your new bestie, discussing the latest drama in the virtual village, and building the most fabulous rainbow castle anyone has ever seen. With our Resein Inaba Udonge Edition, the possibilities are endless and the adventures are guaranteed to be wild!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the lesbian BFF bonding begin! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden emotions along the way.

GuessMySMPNameAndIllGiveYou50Dollars

50 dollars, cash prize, challenge, Competition, Currency, Game, give, guess, Guessing, guessing challenge, guessing contest, guessing game, guessing game prize, guessing game reward, GuessMySMPNameAndIllGiveYou50Dollars, liberia, Liberian, MONEY, Prize, REWARD, WIN

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special guessing game where if you guess correctly, we’ll give you 50 Liberian dollars! That’s right, you could be rolling in the dough just by playing Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful, they could take down the Ender Dragon with one peck. Join our server and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge the Chicken King for his throne (and his chicken army)!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even discover some hidden treasures while you’re at it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

StepDadDramaCraft

blended family, Communication, Divorce, divorce preparation, emotional impact, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family unity, Honesty, hurt feelings, lying.., marriage counseling, Parental Pressure, sibling bond, sibling relationships, stepdad, StepDadDramaCraft, stepfamily, stepsister, Support

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of family drama and awkward conversations about divorce? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you don’t have to pretend to be someone’s sibling just to keep the peace.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who actually want to be your friend, not just because they’re pressured by their stepdad. No more awkward promises to pretend to be someone’s brother or sister – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs a fake sibling when you have a whole community of players ready to have a blast with you? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any forced family ties holding us back!