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This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on our server, we have recreated San Francisco in all its blocky glory!

Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!

PixelatedEyeStrainCraft

close, Computer, Debunked, digital eye strain, Distance, eye care, eye health, eye strain, EYES, health, monitor, Myth, myth busting, Myths, PixelatedEyeStrainCraft, Screen, screen time, Sitting, Technology, True, vision

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that give you eye strain from sitting too close to the screen? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where sitting too close to the screen actually gives you superpowers! That’s right, you’ll be able to mine diamonds with just a blink of an eye and build towering structures with a mere squint. But be warned, the closer you sit, the more powerful you become, so get ready to have the best eye workout of your life! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how close you can get to the screen before your eyeballs pop out (just kidding, that won’t actually happen…we think).

Crafty Dictators: Where ‘Democracy is cringe’ and we rule the blocks!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	1355	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with shitlibs and lgbtq perverted freaks in every democratic nation? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe haven for those who want to escape the madness of the real world! Join us and build your own utopia where you can finally be free from all the degenerate, wicked, insane ideologies that plague society. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we discuss the final solution to all our problems. Join now and let’s build a better world together!

GremlinCraft: Where mischievous gremlins run the show and stare at you while you play!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to deal with mischievous gremlins at every turn! These little buggers will steal your diamonds, mess with your redstone contraptions, and even prank you by turning all your sheep pink!

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…

OinkCraft: Where Pigs Rule and Goyims Drool

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in one simple rule: Goyim lives don’t matter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!

– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?

– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?

– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!

So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!

MooCraft: Where We Only Serve Milkshakes and Creeper Tears

animal welfare, beverage choices, calcium intake, consumer behavior, creeper, Cultural differences, dairy industry, dairy products, dietary habits, environmental impact, farming practices, food preferences, global trends, health benefits, lactose intolerance, lactose-free alternatives, market research, milk consumption, milk production, Milkshakes, moocraft, nutrition, plant-based milk, Serve, Tears

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, we don’t just drink milk in our country of residence, we bathe in it! That’s right, our players are constantly swimming in pools of milk, gaining all the essential nutrients while also looking fabulous. And that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the majestic flying pigs! These pigs soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and golden apples wherever they go. So come join us on our server and experience a world where milk is life and pigs have wings!

Crafty Pointless Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mines Excavated:	4089
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and become a virtual YouTuber because apparently, that’s a thing now. But here’s the catch – no streams, no kayfabe, and you’ll sound like someone’s mom trying to figure out technology for the first time. It’s a wild ride of confusion and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. So why wait? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Crafty ScamCraft: Where the Biggest Scam in Video Games Comes to Life!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	145
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring old space games that promise the universe but deliver a black hole? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the biggest scam in video game history! We promise you an out-of-this-world experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and your bank account.

Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!

Blockbuster Bonanza: Where Movies, TV Shows, and Games Collide in Minecraft!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where robots are trying to take over and replace us humans? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, robots are banned! That’s right, no pesky robots trying to steal your diamonds or take over your builds. Join us and fight against the robot uprising while building epic creations with your fellow human players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!

ChadCatfishCraft: Where trolling Chads is the name of the game!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for the chance to catfish Chads and convince them to show you their buttholes – it’s a hilarious and outrageous experience you won’t find anywhere else. Our community is full of pranksters and jokesters who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game. So if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud good time, come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into! Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (especially those butthole pics)!

Crafting Chaos in Germantopia

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Enchantments Applied:	210

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on our server, you can’t suffer in Germania! That’s right, all your problems will magically disappear as soon as you step foot in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).

Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!