Cabinet MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockPartyCraft2022

MIDDLE EAST, Political, compromise, veto, lebanon

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. We got llamas riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for, like, two emeralds. It’s wild, I tell ya.

And get this, the other day, we had a zombie apocalypse event where all the players had to team up to defend the village from waves of zombies. It was intense, bro. We had players using potions, building giant fortresses, and even riding on the backs of Ender Dragons to take down the boss zombie.

But wait, there’s more. We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with skeletons and witches. And every full moon, we hold a werewolf transformation party where players can turn into werewolves and hunt down unsuspecting mobs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake at spawn. Who can say no to free cake, am I right?

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Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

silly, mischief maker, cabinet, accident, shondo

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

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PlateCrafters

Slow, clean, PlateCrafters, creampie, FREEZER

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than a fresh fruit pie! Join us for a wild ride filled with grandpas, sensitive souls, and a whole lot of plate-putting-away drama.

Ever wanted to experience the thrill of being scolded for suggesting someone put away a clean plate? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen! Explore our virtual world filled with sensitive players, abusive home flashbacks, and family dynamics that will leave you questioning your own existence.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free virtual pie with fruits on top, just like the one that started it all. Who knew a simple dessert could lead to such chaos? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and see what all the drama is about!

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Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

SILAS, Keith David, Matt, Monica Hughes, Shaundi

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

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MacronCraft: RightWingRevolution

Government, national, cabinet, Announces, Assembly

come join our epic minecraft server where french president emmanuel macron is actually a secret gamer and he runs the whole show! he just announced a new right-wing government in the game, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

we have crazy builds like the eiffel tower made entirely out of diamond blocks and a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers.

plus, every player gets a pet baguette that follows you around and gives you extra french powers. oui oui, mon ami!

so come join us for a baguette-filled adventure on the most epic minecraft server in the world! vive la france!

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BarnierCraft: Prime Minister Edition

Macron, Edition, prime minister, Government, Diplomacy

so, like, u kno this server is like totally lit cuz we got Macron appointing Michel Barnier as prime minister, like what even is that? it’s like a total wacky adventure up in here. u gotta join this server if u wanna see some crazy stuff go down. Michel Barnier be building houses and slaying dragons like it’s nobody’s business. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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ZarifCraft: 11 Day Resignation

administration, MIDDLE EAST, Iranian politics, short-lived tenure, Zarif

yo, u wanna join this epic minecraft server where the vice president quits after only 11 days? sounds like a wild ride, amirite? come join us for some crazy adventures and see if u can last longer than 11 days in our wacky world. who knows, maybe u’ll become the new vice president and quit after 10 days just to one-up zarif. it’s all about the drama and chaos on this server, so come on and join the fun!

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CraftyKeir’s Cabinet Meeting

controversy, Meeting, CraftyKeirs, Politics, News

lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server run by a prime minister?? well now u can cuz our server is being chaired by the one and only PM Sir Keir Starmer!! he’s gonna make sure everyone follows the rules and builds the best dang creations u ever seen!

join our server for a chance to be part of the rwanda scheme, where we build replicas of famous landmarks from rwanda! climb mount kilimanjaro, visit the rwandan genocide memorial, or just chill in a hut made of diamonds (yes, diamonds)!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where u can find rare items and battle zombie pigs! and if u find the golden carrot, u get a free pass to skip the line at the crafting table!

so what are u waiting for?? join our server now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever!! Sir Keir Starmer is waiting for u to join the fun!

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RwandaCraft: Keir’s Axe Day

international relations, policy, leadership, Keir Starmer, News

OMG so like, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got Prime Minister Keir Starmer choppin’ down trees and buildin’ houses like a pro! He axes Rwanda plan but he’s all about dem blocks and pixels now, y’all! Join us for some crazy shenanigans and watch as Keir Starmer becomes the ultimate Minecraft master! Who needs politics when you got blocky adventures waiting for ya?! Let’s get crafty, baby!

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TerrorCraft: Deport & Destroy

law, immigration, SECURITY, Government, germany

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the german cabinet is all about deporting players who praise terrorism. like, what even is that? but hey, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky gameplay, then this server is for you! join us for some crazy adventures and see if you can survive the deportation madness. who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the server with your anti-terrorism skills! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the deportation fun begin!

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