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MoscowMinecraftWars

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian colonels getting killed near moscow as part of the storyline! ukraine’s military intelligence is involved for some reason, but who cares cuz we got epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you! join now and be part of the chaos! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t you wanna join?! come on, don’t be a potato, join now!

RageCraft: ChatGPT’s Lab

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	1000	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Meteorites Collected:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where we help scientists study anger and stuff. Like, we’re profesh at it, yo. You can like, express all your rage in a totally legit way, while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. So, like, join now and let’s get angry together, but in a cool way, ya know?

Vanilla SMP: Where even the mechanics are so plain you’ll fall asleep in 0.5 seconds flat

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay

Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I keep my house safe?	We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property.
How does the diamond economy work?	You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops.
Are there regular events?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient.
How are crafting tweaks implemented?	We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience.

5 Weeks Baby Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, get ready for the most epic adventure of your life because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with diamond-encrusted llamas!

Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Stop all animal rape related threads now – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9344
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, the occasional llama mating ritual gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyCouplesCashClash

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crops Grown:	4844	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like this poor soul dealing with overspending drama!

Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?

Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Emeralds Found:	499	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Crops Grown:	2180

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

HellCraft: Blocky Nightmares

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

HealthCrisisCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, LEGIT, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF U CAN FIND IT, U GET TO BE KING OR QUEEN FOR A DAY! PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS LASERS OUT OF ITS EYES AND IF U DEFEAT IT, U GET A MAGICAL SWORD THAT CAN TURN UR ENEMIES INTO SHEEP! ALSO, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A DANCE PARTY WITH CREEPERS AND SKELETONS, AND THE BEST DANCER GETS A FREE PIGGYBACK RIDE ON A WITHER! SO, LIKE, JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN, BRAIN DAMAGE STYLE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🐔💎👑🎉

CraftyKhamenei vs Nasrallah

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3478	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, on this server, we got crazier plots than a soap opera! Picture this: Khamenei is on the run from Nasrallah, who’s out for blood. But don’t worry, Khamenei’s got a plan – he’s calling on all Muslims to join our server and take down Israel together! It’s like a virtual jihad, but with creepers instead of soldiers. So come join the fun and help Khamenei take back his throne – before it’s too late!