CABALGAR Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mines Excavated:	3306	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, Minecraft, perplexity, Questioning, rant, Repetition, Server, what is the point, WHO IS THIS, who is this for, why do they do this, WTF

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Votes:	2535	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	New Chunks Explored:	61911
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Star Shards Collected:	100
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Star Shards Collected:	296

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

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Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

blocky, cyber discrimination, cyberbullying, discrimination, equality, harmful behavior, harmful comments, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, online safety, prejudice, RAINBOW, Server, social media

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8421	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!

Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

apology tour, attention seeker, attention seeking, celebrity drama, CERTIFIED, controversy, Disney, Edition, FEMINIST, film promotion, FREE PALESTINE, Kimmel, liberal, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, normal person, Rachel, Rachel Zegler, RAGING, retard, rhetoric, smp, social media, Zegler

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Votes:	9334
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!