Caable Guy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PawsomeCraft: Where Pets Rule and Creepers Drool!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pet ownership is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory! In fact, if you don’t have at least 10 virtual pets in-game, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “woof!”

Join us and experience the chaos of trying to build a house while being followed around by a virtual dog army. Watch as your virtual cats knock over all your carefully placed blocks and claim your bed as their own.

But wait, there’s more! Every month we host a pet fashion show where players can show off their most stylish pet outfits. From diamond-studded collars to enchanted feather boas, the competition is fierce!

So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate pet parent in the virtual world!

CtrlAltDelCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ores Mined:	6313	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where even the controls are a mystery! Looking to switch between lower and upper floors? Good luck, because on our server, you have to perform a secret dance ritual while simultaneously reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. Only then will the magical elevator appear to transport you to your desired floor.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it. Want a pet dragon? Just give it a whirl! Need a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Just hit that flush button and watch the magic happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the creepy dancing villagers in the corner.

Blocky LOLz

blocky, controversial statements, Countries, culture, current events, czech republic, Diversity, eastern europe, Eastern European culture, Globalization, Globohomo, humor, LGBTQ, lmao, lolz, Poland, Political Correctness, satire, social commentary, Stereotypes, turbo mode

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Eastern Euro countries like Pooland and Czechwhoria have gone full Globohomo in turbo mode! 🌍💃

Join us for a wild ride through a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and villagers trade in diamonds for memes. Our server is filled with Slav Squatting zombies, Babushka witches, and Vodka potions that give you the strength of a Bear!

Build your own Communist utopia, battle against evil Kapitalist raiders, or simply relax in our Banya hot tubs. But beware, the Cyka Blyat creeper explosions are no joke!

So come join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for Borscht enchanted apples! 🍎🤣

BooblessCraft: Where chests are for storage, not cleavage

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Votes:	8323
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	27
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Boobless Wonder Minecraft Server! Are you tired of dealing with uncomfortable boobs that just get in the way of your gaming experience? Look no further! Join our server and say goodbye to those pesky chesticles!

On our server, you can roam free without the burden of boobs weighing you down. No more worrying about finding the perfect bra or dealing with the discomfort of jiggling fat sacs. Embrace the sleek look of a flat chest and enjoy the freedom of movement like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with amazing adventures and quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your newfound freedom from boobs.

So why wait? Join our Boobless Wonder Minecraft Server today and experience the joy of gaming without the hassle of boobs. Who needs ’em anyway? Let’s game on, chest-free warriors!

LeakyTikToker’s Crafty Adventures

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Bethany.marie’s latest TikTok? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join our server for a chance to build your own empire, slay dragons with your bare hands, and party with unicorns in the enchanted forest. Rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret portal to a land filled with diamond-encrusted llamas.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins that will make you the envy of all your friends, and our mods are so epic, they once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Blocky Shenanigans

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there.

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant toilet that shoots out diamonds instead of water.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions that will do your bidding.

But beware, there is a secret treasure chest hidden deep within the nether, guarded by a dragon that farts fireballs. Only the bravest and most foolish adventurers dare to seek it out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky journey that will leave you saying, “What the fuck” in the best way possible.

LogCob Adventures: Where We Save Sh*tty Logs in Style!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old logs? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from that **shitty log with a cob** experience!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building with **diamond-encrusted logs** that sparkle in the sunlight. Watch out for the **zombie pigmen** that roam the land, looking for unsuspecting players to prank with exploding chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-built **underwater disco** where you can dance with **mermaid villagers** and party with **dolphin DJs**. Don’t forget to grab a **potion of absurdity** to keep the party going all night long.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring logs and hello to a world of **Minecraft madness**!

Crafty Phat Shack

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3859	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Ores Mined:	9187	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world filled with femboi ass like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with sparkly unicorns and rainbow bridges that lead to treasure chests full of glitter and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret dancing panda club where you can boogie down with your fellow players and earn exclusive rewards like disco ball helmets and flashing neon swords.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary enchanted booty shorts that are said to give the wearer superhuman speed and agility. But beware, for they are guarded by a fierce dragon queen who will stop at nothing to protect her precious shorts.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter in this wacky world of femboi ass!

Pixelated Hentai Dreams: The Ultimate AMWF Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee 100% AMWF wish fulfillment! Say goodbye to the same old blonde blue-eyed chick in hentai, because here you’ll find a whole new world of possibilities. Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic community where anything is possible!

ASMRcraft: Mining Blocks and Tingles Galore!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	268
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we provide the most mind-blowing ASMR experience you’ve ever heard in your life! Imagine mining for diamonds while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of creepers hissing and skeletons rattling their bones. But here’s the catch – we only do it once and then it’s gone forever! It’s like finding a rare enchanted item in the game, except it’s audio bliss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience ASMR like never before. Join us now and prepare to have your ears tickled in ways you never thought possible!