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GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

abdominal pain, Adults, Aging population, bloating, Bowel Movements, constipation, digestive disorders, Digestive health, Elderly, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gut health, gut microbiome, GutCraft, human gut, Microbiome, microbiota, microorganisms, Poopocalypse, research, Seniors, trigger

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18

So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

”SmiteCraft Server”

action, battle arena, Combat, competitive, divine powers, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gods, MOBA, multiplayer, Mythology, online gaming, Server, smite, Smite 2, Smite Bros, SmiteCraft, strategy, team-based, video game, Warriors

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2304
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – the Smite Bros! These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, except they’re all decked out in diamond armor and ready to kick some creeper butt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are known for their epic pranks and hilarious antics. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time and prepare for a wild ride with the Smite Bros, the Blocky Bandits, and a whole lot of crazy adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SassySistersMC SMP – “Why are creepers so explosive?”

CREEPERS, discrimination, double standards, Emotional Abuse, explosive, female aggression, female anger, female competition, female empowerment, female insecurity, female resentment, female rivalry, female solidarity, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, hateful, Misogyny, SassySistersMC, sexism, smp, societal pressure, toxic behavior, toxic femininity, Women

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6614
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Potions Brewed:	50	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Tired of getting griefed by creepers and zombies? Looking for a place where women aren’t constantly trying to steal your diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a community of players who are all about building epic bases and going on wild adventures. Plus, our server is so safe that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Join us and leave those hateful women behind – it’s time to game in peace and harmony!

SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft

aita, baby shower, best friends, Canada, Communication, December 6, December 7, due date, eras tour, location sharing, maternity leave, nest egg, Pregnancy, San Diego, SELLING, SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft, sister-in-law, Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift fan, TICKETS, ultrasound pics, vancouver

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Magic Items Found:	8263	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: You spawn in and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. That’s right, we’ve got a special Taylor Swift-themed area where you can jam out while building your dream base.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its epic baby shower events. That’s right, we throw the wildest baby showers in all of Minecraft. You never know what surprises await you, from baby zombies in diapers to diamond pacifiers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no nail tech stealing concert tickets” policy. So rest assured, your tickets to the Eras Tour are safe with us.

So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t ditch you for a nail tech. See you in the game!

SecretSMPProfessions

10. Art therapist, 11. Professional organizer, 12. Medical illustrator, 13. Hydrographer, 14. Music therapist, 15. Sommelier, 16. Certified fraud examiner, 17. Urban planner, 18. Aquarist, 19. Voice actor, 2. Ethnobotanist, 20. Ethical hacker., 3. Pet detective, 4. Forensic entomologist, 5. Food stylist, 6. Professional cuddler, 7. Disaster restoration specialist, 8. Ethical hacker, 9. Wildlife biologist, Cryptobotanist, SecretSMPProfessions

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Ever heard of a professional block stacker? Yeah, that’s right, on our Minecraft SMP we have a whole crew of block stacking experts who can build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you’ll never look at a pile of dirt the same way again.

And don’t even get me started on our resident lava diver. This guy has nerves of steel and can swim through lava like it’s nothing. He’s even found hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of lava lakes. It’s like a real-life (or should I say, Minecraft-life) Indiana Jones adventure.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the professional sheep whisperer. This guy can communicate with sheep on a whole other level, convincing them to do his bidding and create the most elaborate wool masterpieces you’ve ever seen. Plus, he’s got a secret stash of enchanted shears that can give you the fluffiest wool in all the land.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join us on our SMP and discover a whole new world of insane professions and crazy adventures.

MineCraftDreams

adventure sports, art classes, concert tickets, cooking classes, designer clothes, exotic destinations, fine dining, higher education, home renovations, investment opportunities, luxury experiences, MineCraftDreams, musical instruments, personal trainer, Professional development courses, Spa treatments, Technology gadgets, Traveling, vacation, Volunteer trips, Yoga retreats

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of being a peasant in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a king without breaking the bank! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and live out all your royal fantasies without having to deal with pesky taxes or rebellions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for riches and glory!

LymanCraft Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, Conflict, Destruction, devastation, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, global security, human rights violations, international law, Lyman sector, LymanCraft, military aggression, military intervention, military strategy, Minecraft, Russian forces, scorched Earth tactics, Server, Ukraine, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Star Shards Collected:	129
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we got russian forces using scorched earth tactics in the lyman sector! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and soldiers. watch out for the lava pits and exploding tnt, it’s a wild ride! if you’re looking for some intense action and chaos, this is the place to be. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be plundered. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve experienced before!

CraftyKyivTargets

Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKyivTargets, diplomatic meetings, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical concerns, government officials, international diplomacy, international politics, Lawmaker, military strategy, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political tensions, security threats, Senior Ukrainian officials, targets in Russia, Ukraine-Russia relations, US-Ukraine alliance

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Star Shards Collected:	119
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Emeralds Found:	4279
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

lol imagine if ukraine was actually just a minecraft server and the senior officials were just a bunch of villagers trying to trade with the biden admin for some sick loot. they gonna roll up to russia like “yo we got this list of targets, wanna help us raid their base?” and the lawmakers are just like “yeah sure, let’s do this fam”. join our server for epic pvp battles and diplomatic negotiations that will leave you questioning reality. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh don’t tell anyone 😉. come join the madness and let’s conquer russia together!

AntibioticCraft

animal research, antibiotic guidelines., antibiotic misuse, antibiotic overuse, antibiotic policies, antibiotic regulations, antibiotic resistance, antibiotic stewardship, AntibioticCraft, antimicrobial drugs, antimicrobial resistance, Australia, drug resistance, human drug resistance, laboratory practices, Labs, new zealand, public health, Research Ethics, survey, Unregulated antibiotic use

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Void Armor Forged:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	142	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we have more antibiotics than a pharmacy! we got pigs poppin pills like there’s no tomorrow and cows chugging down antibiotics like it’s their last meal.

we did a survey of 95 labs and found out that 71% of them are using antimicrobial drugs in ways that could be avoided. but not on our server! we encourage the excessive use of antibiotics in animal research because why not?

join us and witness the chaos as our animals become super resistant to all kinds of drugs. who needs regular animals when you can have super animals on our server? come join the fun and see how long it takes for our animals to take over the world!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

Arafat, Brig. Gen. Yitzhak Segev, charter, Hamas, HamasCraft, independent Palestinian homeland, Intifada, Islamist group, Israel, Israel-Gaza conflict., Israeli occupation, israeli-palestinian conflict, media outlet, Minecraft, Muslim Brotherhood, nationalist Palestinian movement, Palestinian Islamists, Palestinian lands, Palestinian secularists, recognizing Israeli state, Server, two-state solution, uprising, Western support

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as shady as a covert operation? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got more twists and turns than a spy novel! Join us and uncover the secret alliances, backdoor deals, and political intrigue that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wondered what it would be like to be a Brig. Gen. in charge of funding Palestinian Islamists to counter secularists? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest espionage fantasies and create your own underground network of rebel factions. Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know who might be working for the other side.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real game is all about manipulating world events and shaping the future of nations. Join us and see if you have what it takes to outwit your enemies, forge unlikely alliances, and change the course of history. Just remember, nothing is as it seems in this world of political intrigue and secret agendas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, trust no one and always keep your sword at the ready. It’s a dangerous world out there, but with the right strategy and a little bit of luck, you just might come out on top.