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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2507 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 303 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!