join our server and never worry about getting a c-section again! our nurse staffing is so on point, you’ll be popping out babies like a conveyor belt! trust us, you won’t find a better place to birth your pixelated offspring. come join the fun and let our nurses take care of you in ways you never thought possible. who knew minecraft could be so life-changing? come see for yourself!
Crafty Nurse Squad
Vaginal Births R Us
so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, man! it’s like, the most insane place to be in the whole minecraft universe!u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!