u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!
foyv.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Discord | https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk |
|---|---|
| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.
| Ranks | Amount |
|---|---|
| A – Default Prisoner | $0 |
| B – $25,000 | |
| C – $80,000 | |
| D – $250,000 | |
| E – $800,000 | |
| Parolee – $1,500,000 | |
| Citizen – $2,000,000 | |
| Guard | Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, and takes Contraband |
| SrGuard | Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges |
| Warden | Administrator Position |
| SrWarden | Senior Administrator Position |
Guards were once commonplace on Prison Servers. They bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison. Guards will protect new players and will enforce the prison rules such as no PVP, swords, potions, or bows. Breaking these rules in front of a Guard will result in them attempting to kill you or sending you to Solitary Confinement.
We are looking for Guards to fill the position! Join the server and Discord to apply!
It’s time to bring back the era of Classic Prisons!
We got creepers that drop diamonds instead of blowing up your house, like what even is that madness?
And the villagers? They straight up trade you enchanted gear for free, like they’re just handing out OP weapons like candy on Halloween.
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon. Instead of fighting you, it just wants to be your BFF and go on adventures with you.
Join this server and you might just witness the birth of a new religion, I’m telling you, it’s gonna be lit AF.
Introducing… the Diamond-Dropping Chicken! Yes, you heard that right. Our chickens have been genetically modified to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you show off your diamond-studded armor, all thanks to our amazing feathered friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus Kingdom, where the ruler is a giant cactus named Sir Prickles. Join forces with Sir Prickles and his army of cactus minions to conquer the land and become the ultimate ruler of the server.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer? Join now and prepare for a journey like no other!
Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, literally! And not just any pigs, we’re talking about pigs with jetpacks and sunglasses, living their best life in the sky.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. It’s lit, fam!
So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to inject some pure, unadulterated chaos into your gaming experience, then come on down and join us. Just remember, don’t say “your mom” because she’s probably too busy partying with the Ender Dragon.
Experience the thrill of keeping secrets from your friends and watch as they unravel in a fit of jealousy and betrayal. Will you be the one to secure the coveted internship, or will you be left feeling like an accessory in the group?
But don’t worry, we promise there’s plenty of fun and adventure to be had on our server, even if your friends are giving you the cold shoulder. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of friendship and internship drama!
Imagine a world where the best man is a Minecraft character who just can’t seem to get his act together. He’s always causing trouble, demanding to bring his dog to the ceremony (sorry, no dogs allowed in Minecraft weddings!), and complaining about the venue being too far away. But don’t worry, we’ve replaced him with a new best man who actually knows how to keep powerbanks charged – the most important job of all!
Explore our mountainous wedding venue, surrounded by a forest that’s perfect for a romantic ceremony and a wild afterparty. Who needs a real best man when you have a virtual one who won’t talk smack behind your back?
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the kind that makes you laugh out loud. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a Minecraft one that’s way more fun?