C-sections Minecraft Servers

C-sections Minecraft Servers

  • Vaginal Births R Us

    Vaginal Births R Us
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 2507
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 303 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, man! it’s like, the most insane place to be in the whole minecraft universe!

    u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!

    and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!

    so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExoticVillagers: Where Latin America is the most exotic, violent, hostile, sociopathic Minecraft server!

    ExoticVillagers: Where Latin America is the most exotic, violent, hostile, sociopathic Minecraft server!
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 2754
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the wild and crazy vibes of Latin America right to your computer screen!

    Join us for a fiesta of chaos and mayhem as we explore the most exotic and violent landscapes in the world. From the jungles of Brazil to the deserts of Chile, you never know what kind of sociopathic bix nood gibsmemoar adventures await you!

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players will survive the treacherous terrain and crazy mobs that lurk around every corner.

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even encounter a llama riding a llama while battling a pack of taco-loving zombies. The possibilities are endless on our Latin American-inspired server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPals – Where Creepers are Your BFFs

    PixelPals – Where Creepers are Your BFFs
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 5450
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 314 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Welcome to the Every Dog Has Her Day Edition Minecraft server! 🌟

    Looking for a server that’s as wild as a pack of dogs on a mission? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures with our talented players from V4Mirai!

    🔥 Gen 1: Crystallis 🔥 – Abi Kadabura: The queen of chaos! Follow her on YouTube and Twitter for epic content! – Serina Maiko: She’s got moves that will make your jaw drop!

    🌸 Gen 2: Petalight 🌸 – Kou Mariya: Watch her on YouTube and Twitch for some insane gameplay! – Mono Monet: She’s a force to be reckoned with! – Yae Yugiri: She’s a legend in the making! (But she’s graduated, so catch her while you can!)

    🌙 Gen 3: Lunalia 🌙 – Alias Anono: The mysterious player you need on your team! – Dr. NOVA(e): He’s a mad scientist in the world of Minecraft! – REM Kanashibari: She’ll cast a spell on you with her skills! – Yumi the Witch: She’s brewing up some magic on YouTube and Twitch!

    🎉 Current Happenings 🎉 – Mono just celebrated her birthday! Get some birthday merch to join the party! – The globie gen 2 girls are making their debut today and tomorrow. Don’t miss out on the action! – Rhubarb N. Kustard is coming next Friday, and she’s ready to shake things up!

    Join our server and meet the other Brave EN groups, like Globie! They’ve got some fierce players ready to take on any challenge!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey and let the madness begin! 🐶💥

    (Note: This server is so lit, even Rhubarb N. Kustard can’t wait to join!)

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Billie’s Blocky Brawl

    Billie’s Blocky Brawl
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 7798
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Animals Bred: 174 Towns Built: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 50 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to embark on the most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer AWESOMENESS that awaits you!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a RARE diamond block that granted them UNLIMITED power. They became the ruler of the server and everyone bowed down to their MIGHTY reign.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLZ dungeon, where players can battle against hordes of DERPY mobs and claim GLORIOUS loot. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this dungeon and emerge victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join our server now for a WILD ride that you’ll never forget!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Jew Crew

    Crafty Jew Crew
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 2444
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 68 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most INSANE Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, you’ll be thrown into a world where the only way to escape is by defeating the EVIL Ender Dragon who has trapped all the players inside!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a disguised player who will stop at nothing to keep you trapped forever. Can you outsmart them and find a way to freedom? As a father, you might be worried af, but don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our EPIC quests and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to escape the clutches of the Ender Dragon. Good luck, brave adventurer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FateCraft: Order Up Some LOLs on this Minecraft Server!

    FateCraft: Order Up Some LOLs on this Minecraft Server!
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 872
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Elemental Crystals Collected: 42
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Mines Excavated: 2877 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Join our server and experience EPIC adventures like never before.

    Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds fall from the sky. That’s what you’ll find on our server!

    We have UNLIMITED resources, INSANE builds, and CRAZY mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a special RAINBOW unicorn mount that will take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

    Don’t miss out on the fun! Join our server today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Streamers’ Struggle: Minecraft Mayhem

    Streamers’ Struggle: Minecraft Mayhem
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 5036
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Villages Defended: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of stressing out about streaming? Want to escape the pressures of being a content creator? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

    Picture this: You’re streaming for fun and suddenly, you’re transported to a world where sound quality doesn’t matter and how you sound is irrelevant. No more stressing about your streaming setup or dealing with trolls in the chat. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world where anything is possible.

    Our server is a place where you can build epic structures, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends without a care in the world. And the best part? No one cares if you’re a man, woman, or even a talking llama! Everyone is welcome to join in on the madness and have a great time.

    So why wait? Say goodbye to the stresses of streaming and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join our Minecraft server today and let the laughter begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoliCraft: Where Insane Rapechads Wear Goth Dresses

    LoliCraft: Where Insane Rapechads Wear Goth Dresses
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 4513
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8102 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally kawaii Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as insane as possible! Are you ready to build your dream world surrounded by goth loli dresses and desuwa-filled conversations?

    Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbows, unicorns, and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is like no other, with players who are just as weird and wacky as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even summon a dragon to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it -desuwa!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MiddleSchoolCraft: Where Creepers are scarier than bullies!

    MiddleSchoolCraft: Where Creepers are scarier than bullies!
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 5549
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Animals Bred: 181
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Towns Built: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a nerd is celebrated! Remember that time you were ahead of the curve with your Android tablet and everyone called you a nerd? Well, now you can join us and show off your skills in the ultimate Minecraft world!

    Imagine a world where you can sideload and emulate to your heart’s content, without fear of judgment from anyone. Our server is a safe haven for all the cool nerds out there who love to push the boundaries of technology.

    Join us today and relive the glory days of being the ultimate nerd in middle school. Show off your pixel 3 skills and impress everyone with your knowledge of emulators and sideloading. Who needs Apple when you have all the best apps right at your fingertips?

    Don’t be an NPC like those Apple fans, join our Minecraft server and become a true Android master. Who knows, you might even find some fellow nerds to geek out with over the latest tech trends. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EuropeCraft: Where Even Minecraft is Asking the Big Questions

    EuropeCraft: Where Even Minecraft is Asking the Big Questions
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 3867
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where Europe comes to life in the most INSANE ways possible! Join us for a chance to witness GLORIOUS battles between French baguettes and Italian pizzas, or maybe even see the legendary Loch Ness Monster swimming in the pixelated waters!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the WILDEST dance parties with disco-loving pandas and breakdancing chickens. And don’t even get us started on the LEGENDARY treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience Europe like never before – in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sayu’s Double Trouble Minecraft Madness

    Sayu’s Double Trouble Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 3055
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as Sayu doubling down on her bets!

    Join us for a rollercoaster of a time where you can ride pigs dressed as astronauts or battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords!

    Our server is so amazing that even Notch himself would be jealous of the creations our players have made. Rumor has it that one player built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks!

    But that’s not all! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: golden apple may not actually be made of gold).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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