u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through the magical world of pixelated wonders. Want to ride a chicken into battle? Done. How about building a castle out of TNT? Go for it!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our resident witch brews potions that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a giant, feathered beast that will challenge even the bravest players. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the darkness. Just be sure to bring a torch – you never know what might be lurking in the shadows!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance the Chicken King, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets – trust us, it’s worth it.
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with commercials, chicken dance-offs, and endless fun. You won’t regret it, we promise!
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| High player population | Can be overwhelming for some players |
| Wide variety of minigames | May experience server lag at peak times |
| Frequent updates and events | Can be challenging for newer players |
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| Active staff and community | Smaller player base |
| Professionally hosted server | Lack of extensive minigames |
| Secure financing and long-term stability | May not appeal to players looking for constant action |
But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Slime King who rules over the land with a gooey fist. Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Slime King and claim his throne for yourself. And did we mention that all the animals on our server have been replaced with dancing llamas? It’s a llama party 24/7!
So why join our server? Because where else can you slide around like a maniac, battle a Slime King, and party with llamas all in one place? It’s SLIDDING BABY!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
We’ve had players who were once deep in the crypto game, but now they’ve found solace in our server. One player even claimed that they found a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual coins that made them richer than any cryptocurrency ever could! Who needs Bitcoin when you have emeralds and gold at your fingertips?
Forget about the financial disasters of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only worry is whether you’ll survive the night against a horde of zombies. Join our Minecraft server today and let the blocky adventures begin!
Join us as we discuss all things Japan in both Japanese and English, because why not challenge yourself while having fun? Plus, rumor has it that if you reach fluency in both languages on the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle Godzilla with nothing but your language skills!
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to travel through pixelated Japan, where you can visit famous landmarks like Mount Fuji, Tokyo Tower, and even a blocky version of Akihabara filled with virtual anime merchandise.
So come on over and join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the next thread!
Join us for a wild ride filled with trains, trapped submarines, and even a day dedicated to pooping! Who wouldn’t want to explore Old Brown Poo and venture down Poopy Lane?
But wait, there’s more! Become a Toiletpaper Writer and earn your place in the prestigious ranks of this server. Thank us later, babygirly.
And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that if you can solve the riddle of the Capital City Number, you’ll unlock secrets beyond your wildest dreams.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s “fuck it out” together. Sirs, prepare for the madness!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Hermitcraft inspired gameplay | Experience gameplay inspired by the popular Hermitcraft server. |
| Shopping district, business district and more | Engage in trade and business activities in various districts. |
| Mob/player heads | Collect rare mob and player heads as trophies. |
| Visual/fun add ons | Enjoy additional visual and fun elements in the server. |
| Major player events all the time | Participate in exciting player-led events regularly. |
| Elected positions including king and ministers | Engage in political gameplay with elected positions. |
| Tribal towns where players work together | Join tribal towns to collaborate with other players. |
| Player made mega bases | Build massive bases and structures with other players. |
| Weekly builds | Participate in weekly building challenges and activities. |
| Whitelisted server | Join a whitelisted server for a safe and enjoyable experience. |
For more information, visit hermitservers on social media or to join, click on https://discord.gg/DzuXj2KmaV. We hope to see you there!
The new season begins on 11th May.
Yes, the server supports both Bedrock and Java editions, including Playstation, Xbox, and Switch.
There are major player events happening all the time, offering a variety of activities and challenges for players.
To join the server, visit the provided Discord link and follow the instructions to join the whitelisted server.
