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Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

long tail tags: Reminder The Answer SUCKS, Mcserver, Minecraft, reminder, Server, SUCKS, sucky, THE ANSWER

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	2722
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

achievement, determination, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, empowerment of women, equality, inclusion, inspiration, leader, leadership, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, phase, pride, progress, resilience, shitter, smp, strength, success, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magic Items Found:	8835
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	86	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchantments Applied:	204	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3930
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	235	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

play.tartaruscore.ru

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, #Trail through Daybreak II, Crafty, demo gameplay, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, saves, Server, Steam, survey, trails in the sky, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dimension Hops:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3407

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	954851	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

Ambush, ambush awareness, ambush countermeasures, ambush defense, ambush escape, ambush evasion, ambush preparedness, ambush prevention, ambush response, ambush response tactics, ambush response training, ambush security, ambush strategy, ambush survival, ambush tactics, ambush techniques, ambush traps, Minecraft, Server, trap design, trap placement, Traps

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!