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  • Byte Size Weight Loss Craft!

    Byte Size Weight Loss Craft!

    New Minecraft Servers

    ๐Ÿฐโœจ Welcome, brave blocky adventurers! โœจ๐Ÿฐ

    Have you ever dreamed of shedding those pesky pounds while battling pixelated monsters, mining for virtual glory, and losing your sanity in the depths of the most ludicrous Minecraft server on the internet? Well, fish your old gym shoes out of that dusty corner of your closet because youโ€™ll never have to set foot in a gym again! Join our outrageous server where weight loss meets whimsy in the most nonsensical ways imaginable!

    ๐ŸŽฎ Rumor has it… once, a daring player entered the enchanted forest of NoCarbsLandia and was granted the magical ability to lose 20 blocks (I mean pounds) just by eating cake! ๐Ÿฐ But beware! If they indulged too much, they turned into a flying pig and had to navigate a spaghetti maze to return to normalcy. Who knew carbs could be this much fun?

    ๐Ÿ’ช Legend says… players discover a mythical currency called "Absorbs" by crafting elaborate castles out of candy. Each Absorb ensures that their avatar gains Herculean strength and the ability to bench press a diamond block! Forget those protein shakesโ€”now you can crush enemies and calories alike with a flip of your pickaxe. (Disclaimer: Results may vary, but you might just end up bench-pressing an entire fortress. No biggie!)

    ๐Ÿš€ Join one of our infamous "Cake-Off Challenges," where players sweat it out while competing to see who can eat the most virtual cake while building a rollercoaster that defies the laws of physics! The winner gets a one-way ticket to the mystical realm of Cotton Candy Cloud, where weight is just a myth and you bounce around like a fluffy marshmallow!

    ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ But wait! Thereโ€™s more! Our resident wizard, Sir Chubbs McFluff, casts his "Lose-It-Like-Itโ€™s-Hot" spell that transforms your enemies into dancing jellybeans every full moon, offering tons of cardio as you run for your life while simultaneously munching on pixelated snacks that make your character lose weight faster than you can say "Minecraft Adventure!"

    ๐Ÿ”ฅ So what are you waiting for? Forget the old diets and join the maddest, sassiest Minecraft server ever created! Laughter and pixelated mayhem await as you embark on your wild quest to not just lose weight but to gain epic tales to tell your friends in the Overworld. Join us and experience the hilarity firsthand! Your blocky but fabulous journey starts now! ๐ŸŒˆโš”๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Byte Brawl: RAM Rumble

    Byte Brawl: RAM Rumble

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can, like, battle machines in a boxing match! you gotta hit their processor, memory, and hard drive while they hit yours! it’s like a crazy robot fight club but in minecraft! join our server for the ultimate battle of the circuits! who will come out on top, man or machine? come find out and show those robots who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft SMP: OverwatchSMP Drama Queens

    Minecraft SMP: OverwatchSMP Drama Queens

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take PC gaming to a whole new level! Our server is filled with players who are obsessed with their mouse and keyboard setups.

    Why should you join us, you ask? Well, imagine a world where your mouse is your eyes and your aim, an extension of your reflexes. We have players who are so passionate about their mechanical key switches that they could write a love letter to their favorite key (looking at you, Tilda key enthusiasts).

    On our server, we believe that mouse and keyboard are essential for dominating in games like Bastion in Overwatch. The precision and control that only a mouse can provide is what sets us apart from the rest.

    So, if you’re ready to experience total control, speed, and maybe just a few extra letters, then come join our Minecraft SMP and show off your epic mouse and keyboard skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your true gaming soulmate in the form of a key switch.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ManlyMinePrefs

    ManlyMinePrefs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with relationship drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons! No more worrying about your wife suffocating you with a pillow because you posted anonymously about your son’s love life. On our server, you can build, mine, and explore without any judgment from your significant other.

    Our server is perfect for players of all ages, whether you’re a fourteen-year-old navigating the complexities of young love or a middle-aged couple trying to avoid a domestic dispute. Join us and escape the chaos of real life for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your pickaxe will break before you find diamonds.

    So, leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual love interest who is your perfect “type”! Just remember, on our server, the only “asshole” is the one who doesn’t join in on the fun.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TrustGoneWild Minecraft SMP

    TrustGoneWild Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting backstabbed by your so-called “friends” on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We’ve got a community of players who are so trustworthy, they’d give you their last diamond just because they think your skin looks cute.

    Join us and experience the thrill of forming alliances with players who will never betray you, unless you steal their enchanted pickaxe, then all bets are off. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about losing trust in people again once you join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the shenanigans begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PrankCraft: The Ultimate Revenge

    PrankCraft: The Ultimate Revenge

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a goody two shoes in Minecraft? Come join our server where the worst thing you’ve ever done is just the beginning! We have a whole town dedicated to pranking other players, with traps, TNT cannons, and even fake treasure chests filled with creepers!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where you can battle it out with other players for bragging rights and epic loot. And if you’re feeling really devious, you can team up with your friends to pull off heists on other players’ bases, stealing their diamonds and leaving a trail of chaos in your wake.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner villain and cause some mayhem in Minecraft, join us on our server and let the mischief begin! Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server – unless you want to brag about it in the chat, of course.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • KurskCraft: Slowing the Russian Advance

    KurskCraft: Slowing the Russian Advance

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where u can reenact the epic battles of ukraine vs russia in a blocky world! build your own kursk incursion and slow down the russian advance towards pokrovsk just like zelensky! fight for glory, build massive fortresses, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with creepers! join now for a wild ride full of explosions, drama, and maybe even a few vodka shots along the way! let’s make minecraft great again, comrade!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ducking SMP: Where even the vanilla isn’t vanilla enough

    Ducking SMP: Where even the vanilla isn’t vanilla enough

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Details

    Version 1.21.1 JAVA
    Discord https://discord.gg/hcbwwjVWj2
    Whitelist Yes
    Anti-Griefer Plugin Enabled
    Age Requirement 18+

    How to Join

      • Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/hcbwwjVWj2
      • Fill out the application available in Discord
      • Have an interview with one of our staff
      • Wait for approval from our team

    FAQ

    Is the server open to new players?

    Yes, our server is open to new players and we welcome everyone to join our community!

    Are there any age restrictions to join the server?

    Yes, you must be 18 years or older to join our adult Minecraft server.

    What kind of builds can I expect to see on the server?

    Our server features duck-themed builds, including giant rubber ducks, cozy duck houses, and more creative and whimsical structures.

    How can I participate in events and challenges on the server?

    You can participate in exciting events and challenges by joining our Discord server and staying updated on upcoming activities.

    How does the anti-griefer plugin work to protect builds?

    Our server uses an anti-griefer plugin to prevent griefing and ensure a fun experience for all players. It protects builds from being destroyed or altered by unauthorized users.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FishyFiasco Minecraft Server

    FishyFiasco Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of swimming with the fishes in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the fish are thriving and living their best lives! Our server is so fish-friendly, even Aquaman would be jealous. Plus, our underwater world is so lit, even SpongeBob would want to move in! So come on over and experience the ultimate fishy paradise, where the only thing sinking is your worries. Join now and let’s make a splash together! ๐Ÿ ๐ŸŒŠ #FishLivesMatter #UnderwaterUtopia

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft SMP: GuPdasFinaleObsessed

    Minecraft SMP: GuPdasFinaleObsessed

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of watching anime and want to join a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server! We have a community of players who love giving headpats just like in Girls’ Last Tour. Our server is so cute, you’ll want to hug everyone you see (again, non-sexual, we’re not pondscum here). Join us for a wild ride filled with chainsaw man references and GuP das finale discussions. Who needs anime when you have our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP