by alfredo Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cuntree Army Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where having an army in your “cunt” is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive battles, epic quests, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride into battle on a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Only on our server, of course!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Cuntree of Doom, where players can test their skills against fearsome creatures like the dreaded Creeper King and the elusive Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a spare pair of diamond pants.

NO NO NO Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7022
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	4859
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Towns Built:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Don’t believe us? Well, just wait until you see our secret disco party room where creepers dance to dubstep music all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his chicken army with an iron beak. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule in an epic chicken duel?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Trust us, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off in no time!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dispute, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, family reconciliation, family relationships, Family Values, Minecraft, Server, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding guest list etiquette, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding RSVP, WeddingCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Potions Brewed:	51
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is left at the door! We understand that sometimes you just don’t want certain people in your life, and that’s totally okay. Just like how this player (23F) decided not to invite her cousins to her wedding because they threw her grandma out of the house – yikes! But hey, we’ve all got that one family member we’d rather not see, right?

Join our server and escape the family drama by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring vast landscapes. Who needs cousins when you’ve got a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, if your mom and aunt start causing a ruckus, just build a TNT cannon and blast them away (not really, please don’t do that).

So come on over and join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience. Because let’s face it, family gatherings can be a real creeper sometimes, but here, you’re free to craft your own adventure without any unwanted guests crashing the party. See you in the game!

Dad’sCraft: Divorce Edition

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to build your own virtual family that won’t send you to conversion therapy or storm out of stores over $20. Our server is a safe space for all, even if your mom thinks you’re the reason for her potential divorce. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your grandpa making weird comments about your sister’s skin color. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	8976	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry creepers while trying to build a dirt house? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, epic battles with giant spiders, and the chance to befriend a pack of wild wolves who will fight by your side. Who needs haunted houses when you can experience true terror in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest Minecraft server in existence!

Enderbread Kingdom

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Do you love eating pickles dipped in chocolate sauce while wearing a tutu and singing show tunes? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous Endermen. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own pixelated paradise and make friends with talking cows who give out free diamonds! Come join us and let your inner weirdo shine!

CraftyTradeWars

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

are you tired of boring old trade deals? come join our minecraft server where we negotiate trade deals with creepers and endermen! our negotiators are top-notch, except when they accidentally axe themselves instead of the deal. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and explosions. join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand!

StinkySMP

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival SMP Custom Features Shops Warps Furniture Plushies Items Unique Friendly Minecraft 2.0 Join now IP Community Crafting Exploration Adventure PVP Economy Mini-games

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Zombie Dances:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7975	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to StinkySMP!

We are a unique and friendly Survival SMP! Our server features a variety of custom features to make it feel like “Minecraft 2.0”! Join now with IP stinkysmp.com. We have custom shops, warps, furniture, plushies, items, and so much more!

stinkysmp.com

All the Mods 9 – Where the only limits are your imagination… and the amount of RAM you have allocated

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Buildings Constructed:	41	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Votes:	1810	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Underground Cities Explored:	3

We’re actively seeking new players to join our close-knit community. Our server boasts a dedicated group of friendly and helpful players who are always eager to assist newcomers. Our servers are run on a fully dedicated server with high-end hardware.

Modpack	Version	IP Address
ATM 9	0.2.60	atm9.silverkeepmc.com
ATM 9 – To the SKY	1.5	ATM9Sky.SilverKeepMC.com

We host more than just this modpack! Check out our other servers on our server list here.

CraftyNews Minecraft Server

A-chan, Airi Chisaka, AlienMixture, Birthday, CAPCOM NEXT, chuuba, collaboration, collaboration event, COMEBACK, Concert, corrections, cover, craft beer, CraftyNews, creator party, Dokibird, Elemental Knights R, fan meeting, Fortnite JP, Fugo Hasaki, G-Plan, Graduation, health, Health Update, heavenrend, Himari Miyazono, Holo Justice, hololive, hololive en, idol group debut, investigation, ipo, Katarina Ange, Kizuna A.I., KUUKIYOMI, leaving VANQUISH, Live, merch, merch collection, Minecraft, Mint Fantôme, Nanami Urara, Neo-porte, new single, News, Nijisanji, Noms Cafe, Nyantasia, phase connect, PixelLink, pop-up shop, Radio program, restreamers, Retirement, riot music, Saegusa Akina, Server, Shareholder Meeting, shipping fees, Shiratama Utano, Shirayuki Mishiro, Siro, Sony STAR SPHERE, Space Photography Experience, STPR Inc., vase, VCafe radio, VSMP server, VSPO, VT

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the events are crazier than a Enderman rave!

Join now and witness the retirement of A-Chan from Hololive, who left due to complications involving a secret love affair with a Creeper. Watch as Hololive EN’s concert tickets sell out faster than you can say “Redstone.” And don’t miss out on the HoloReve fashion magazine card collection, perfect for slaying zombies in style.

But that’s not all! Nijisanji drama unfolds as Katarina Ange’s medical condition improves thanks to a potion brewed by a witch from the Nether. And get ready for Shu Yamino and Meloco Kyoran’s radio show, where they spill the tea on all things NijiEN.

Phase Connect is where it’s at, with updates on Airi Chisaka’s health and her battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Plus, get exclusive in-game avatars from the KUUKIYOMI collaboration with Aogiri High School, where you can slay zombies in style.

But wait, there’s more! Siro of .LIVE is celebrating her 7th Birthday with a live concert at harevutai, where she’ll be battling creepers with her diamond sword. And don’t miss out on the chance to win a special edition PC in the Next One Step twitter campaign, where the prize is more valuable than a stack of diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous events in the chuuba world! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers lurking around every corner.