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NormalCraft Minecraft Server

autists, Community, Diverse, Engaging, Entertaining, Fascinating, funny, humor, INCLUSIVE, INTERESTING, internet, love, Minecraft, normal, NormalCraft, ONLINE, Place, quirky, Schizo, Server, social media, Unique, Welcoming

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Divine Spears Created:	27
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in town? We’ve got a wild bunch of hilarious schizo autists online just waiting to make you laugh until your sides hurt! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else. So come on, join us for some wacky adventures and non-stop laughter. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who are just as weird and wonderful as you are!

BauBau’s SMP Shenanigans – FUWAMOCO Edition

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this Fuzzy Firebreather Edition SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and fiery fun!

We’ve got a debut that will blow your mind, with our very own “BAU”DOL setting the stage on fire. And don’t miss out on our 3D debut, it’s hotter than a Nether portal!

Check out our YouTube channel for all the craziness, and make sure to mark your calendars for our upcoming streams – they’re so lit, even a Blaze would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for a treasure trove of Twitter spaces, karaoke nights, and more. And don’t forget to grab some merch to show off your SMP pride!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s set the Minecraft world on fire together! 🔥🐉 #FuzzyFirebreatherSMP #MinecraftMadness

CraftingFails: When Sh*t Hits the Fan

Accountability, bad decisions, consequences, CraftingFails, Failure, Fan, growth, hindsight, Hits, introspection, learning, lessons learned, MISTAKES, moving forward, overcoming setbacks., Owning up, Personal experiences, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, SHT, taking responsibility

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and fell into a pit of lava? Or maybe you tried to tame a creeper as a pet and ended up blowing up your entire house? Well, if you’re looking for a server where messing up is not only accepted but encouraged, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We have a special event called “The Great Sheep Rebellion” where all the sheep on the server rise up and take over, forcing players to negotiate for wool in exchange for their lives. Don’t even get us started on the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred Ender Dragons in the spawn area – let’s just say it was a sight to behold.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have some unforgettable experiences that will make you question your sanity, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Just remember, when you know you fucked up bad, you’re probably doing something right here!

MoscowCraft: Drone Defense

air defenses, airspace protection, Attack, countermeasures, Defense, defense operations, defense strategy, defense systems, drone, emergency response, killer drones, Military, Moscow, MoscowCraft, national security, Russian capital, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, threat, unmanned aerial vehicles, urban warfare, WARFARE

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF LIKE A BURNING CREEPER! WE GOT KILLER DRONES FLYING AROUND MOSCOW AND AIR DEFENSES SHOOTING THEM DOWN LIKE IT’S A GAME OF SKY WARS! JOIN US AND HELP DEFEND THE RUSSIAN CAPITAL FROM THESE CRAZY DRONES! WHO NEEDS REDSTONE WHEN YOU GOT MISSILES, AMIRITE? LET’S SHOW THOSE DRONES WHO’S BOSS IN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT BATTLE ROYALE! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #DRONESDODGED #BOOMBOOMBLOCKS

BitchCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, anger, Bitchcraft, Conflict, Confrontation, Disrespect, disrespecting others, disrespecting women, Frustration, hostility, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, inappropriate language, insults, Minecraft, Misogyny, name-calling, negative communication, offensive, Rude, Server, toxic behavior, verbal abuse, vulgar language

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Towns Built:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep music. We have a secret underground disco party where Endermen are the best dancers, and zombies are the bartenders serving up potions of questionable legality.

Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. So come on over and join the chaos, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive chickens).

XistersGriefedMansion-MinecraftSMP

BETRAYAL, confusion, controversy, Disappointment, Drama, election, kamala, lead destroyed, News, Politics, reactions, REFUNDED, scandal, shock, social media, trending, unexpected, viral, Wukong, xisters, XistersGriefedMansionMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	198	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Animals Bred:	48	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on a server where Kamala’s lead has been destroyed and Wukong is on a rampage! Why did everyone refund Wukong? Who knows, but now chaos reigns supreme!

If you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and the only rule is to survive, then this is the place for you. Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for flying Wukongs – you never know when one might come crashing down on you!

Join us on Xisters, where every day is a new adventure and every player is just trying to make it out alive. Who will come out on top in this crazy world? Only time will tell. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life – just watch out for those pesky Wukongs!

ProudCraft Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, Debating, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, feeling neglected, feeling unacknowledged, feeling unappreciated, Minecraft, parental expectations, proud parents, ProudCraft, school achievements, seeking approval, seeking recognition, seeking validation, self worth, Server, sibling favoritism, sibling rivalry, teenage emotions, teenage struggles, validation from parents

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Buildings Constructed:	37
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of not getting the recognition you deserve for your epic Minecraft skills? Well, look no further than our server! We appreciate all your achievements, big or small, and we’ll make sure you feel like the true Minecraft champion you are.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out in our virtual arenas, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Who needs a debate chamber when you can have a Minecraft showdown like no other?

Don’t let your parents’ lack of appreciation bring you down – join our server and bask in the glory of being a true Minecraft master. Plus, our prime minister is a creeper, so you know things are always interesting around here. Don’t be an AITA – be a Minecraft legend on our server!

LesbianCraft: No Secrets, Just Love

apologies, arranged marriage, co parenting, culture, custody agreement, DATING, Demands, disowned, ex’s wishes, family, forced marriage, Girlfriend, Homophobia, lesbian relationship, LesbianCraft, love, Meeting, parenting, relationship, Religion, Secrets, Son

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story!

We’ve got arranged marriages, forbidden love, disownment threats, and a whole lot of family drama. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and experience all the chaos firsthand?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, cultural clashes, and overbearing exes who think they have a say in your love life. It’s like a telenovela, but with creepers and zombies!

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape into a world where the drama is as intense as a TNT explosion. Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft.

BlockyBreakup

BlockyBreakup, communication problems, compatibility, differences in values, emotional disconnect, growing apart, incompatibility, Infidelity, lack of appreciation, lack of commitment, lack of communication, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of intimacy, lack of respect, lack of support, lack of trust, reason for break up, relationship issues, trust issues, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mines Excavated:	4884	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	122

Oh, honey, we broke up because my ex couldn’t handle the epicness of this Minecraft server! I mean, where else can you ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? It was just too much for them to handle. But hey, more diamonds for me, am I right? Join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Who needs a significant other when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

CraftyUkrainians – MoscowMayhem

airstrike, Attacks, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Defense, drone strike, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Massive, Military, Missile Base, Moscow, MoscowMayhem, provocation, RETALIATION, Russian, s-300, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9395
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

come join our minecraft server where ukraine and russia duke it out in epic battles with S-300 missiles and massive drone strikes on moscow! build your own missile base and defend it against enemy attacks, or join the fight and launch your own drone strikes on the enemy! who will come out on top in this crazy war-torn world? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos!