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TipsyCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Votes:	5299
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	257
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, lemme tell ya about this lit Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server out there, with crazier shenanigans than a llama on roller skates!

So, like, the reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have this legendary party every Friday night where we all get as drunk as a squid in a water park! And let me tell ya, the builds we come up with when we’re all sloshed are straight-up bonkers! We once built a giant toilet made out of diamonds because… well, I don’t really remember why, but it was frickin’ hilarious!

Plus, we have this insane rule where if you die, you gotta do a dare IRL and post it in the Discord chat. Let’s just say, things have gotten pretty wild, like that one time someone had to eat a whole raw potato while wearing a chicken suit… don’t ask.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground fight club where we battle it out with nothing but fish as weapons? Yeah, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds, but trust me, it’s a blast!

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wacky as a pig riding a minecart, then hit us up and join the madness! You won’t regret it… probably.

Le Drunk Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Endless Night Skies:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mines Excavated:	1515
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how it all began.

One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!

Tipsy Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4077	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1032	Star Shards Collected:	95
Enchantments Applied:	127	Mines Excavated:	4714
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Runes Activated:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin is drunk right now and you never know what crazy decisions they’ll make next. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant disco party complete with flashing lights and funky music.

But that’s not all – our players are a wild bunch too. We once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks, only to have it mysteriously disappear the next day. Rumor has it, it was stolen by a group of mischievous villagers who now use it as their own personal clubhouse.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always unpredictable, then look no further. Join us and brace yourself for a rollercoaster of a time! Just make sure to keep an eye on your valuables – you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal them in the name of “pranking”.

CraftyApologyDemand

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	960
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the drama is just as intense as a night out at the bar! Join us for a chance to meet new friends, have some drinks (virtual, of course), and maybe even find love – or at least a good time.

Just like the bar incident, things can get a little out of hand on our server. You never know what kind of crazy accusations might come your way – maybe someone will accuse you of putting something in their virtual water! But don’t worry, our virtual bouncers are always on hand to keep the peace and make sure everyone has a good time.

So come join us on our server, where the drama is as wild as a night out with your wingwoman at the karaoke bar. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a virtual showdown – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So grab a virtual drink and get ready for a night you won’t forget (or maybe you will, depending on how many drinks you’ve had)!

TipsyCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	7797

Remember that time you accidentally drank a potion of clumsiness in Minecraft and ended up stumbling around like a drunken Enderman? Well, imagine that, but ten times crazier on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a drunken dance-off with a group of zombie pigmen! So grab your virtual beer stein and come party with us on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to crash the party!

LOLcraft: Hype Train Station

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Star Shards Collected:	223	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crops Grown:	2721
Vanishing Items Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	57402

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rides a flying llama.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is populated by friendly unicorns who poop out rainbow-colored blocks that you can use to build your own magical castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who’s hyped?

FamBlockNoSis

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between this player and her sister.

Looking for a server where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a virtual world of chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a laugh, all while building your dream pixelated paradise.

Join now and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry, betrayal, and redemption – all in the world of Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you can witness epic showdowns and heartfelt moments right here on our server?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of your very own family feud – Minecraft style!

FruitHaterMC SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	346
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to look forward to is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.

Picture this: you spawn in and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who challenges you to a dance-off for a stack of enchanted golden apples. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.

But wait, there’s more! Every week we have a fruit-themed event where players must choose their most hated fruit and build a giant monument to it. The player with the most creative and ridiculous monument wins a prize so outrageous, we can’t even tell you what it is here.

So if you’re ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server today and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way). See you in the game, fruit-haters!

BrunchCraftersUnited

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of skipping breakfast and feeling like a sad, soggy creeper in the morning? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and feast on a virtual buffet of breakfast foods that will have your pixelated tummy rumbling with joy. From bacon-wrapped porkchops to diamond-encrusted waffles, we’ve got it all! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of fearless breakfast-loving warriors who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your morning meal? So come on down to our server and start your day off right – because breakfast is the most important meal of the Minecraft day, after all!

CraftyRubles Minecraft Server

Banks, Business, compliance, CraftyRubles, Diplomacy, Economy, finance, financial institutions, foreign affairs, global economy, India, international relations, Minecraft, Political, regulations, risk management, russia, sanctions, Server, Trade, U.S. Treasury, Warning

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Void Armor Forged:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Divine Spears Created:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz the U.S. Treasury is like warning India’s banks about doing business with Russia, but like, we don’t care about that drama. we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic stuff in Minecraft. plus, we got this crazy story about a creeper who stole all the diamonds in the land and now we gotta band together to get them back. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and let’s show those pesky creepers who’s boss!

MomCraftAbortionZone

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

so, like, on this super cool minecraft server, we got this rule that only moms can make decisions about abortions! like, imagine a world where only moms can decide if a creeper should explode or not! it’s like, a swiss court ruling but for minecraft! join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures, where only the power of motherhood can save the day! come on, be a part of this crazy world where moms rule all!

PrayCraft: Breaking the 4th Wall

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ores Mined:	8562
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	583	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u can break the 4th wall by praying in real life. like, u just gotta close ur eyes and say “pls let me find diamonds” and BAM u find diamonds in the game. it’s like u got super powers or somethin’. plus, we got flying pigs that drop golden apples and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs. it’s lit af, u won’t regret joining this server, trust me.

DystroCraft: Gene Therapy Edition

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Animals Bred:	47	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity if you wanna have muscles like a ripped mouse with Duchenne muscular dystrophy. we got this gene therapy thing going on that will make you stronger than a diamond sword in Minecraft. join us and flex those pixelated muscles while taking down creepers like a boss. come on, do it for science and for the LOLs.

Rice Network

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Texas PvP Factions Skyblock Bedwars Community Fun Games Network Friendly Server Texas based Gaming Multiplayer Online Competition Events Challenges Minigames Economy

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Votes:	6286
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Farms Harvested:	950
Runes Activated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8

The Rice Network is a friendly, Texas based server. Featuring 1.8 PvP Practice, Factions, Skyblock, Bedwars, and more, there is a game for everyone! Join now and experience the community and fun at Rice Network.

mc.ricenetwork.xyz

AzogCraft

AzogCraft, Equipment, Minecraft, MINERALS, mobs, personalized items, Recruitment, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3902
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

come play on a new server equipment, mobs, minerals and personalized items!!! Come see us quickly we are recruiting a lot these days if

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FLAMENEX ⚜ WIPE 🦠 SURVIVAL 🌀UPDATE Minecraft server

1000 lvl, armor, atmosphere, Clans, Craft, diamonds, Duels, Events, Excellent, FLAMENEX, Fly, Free Admin, Griefers, Houses, mine, Minecraft, no creativity, No Dupe, Prison, Privilege, PvP, real player, Real Survival, secret privilege, Server, Survival, update, Weddings, wipe, Without Launcher

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

FlameNex – Survival Without Creativity

On our server you will be able to build houses, mine diamonds, craft armor, and kill griefers.

And if you can somehow get a set of diamond armor, you will receive a secret privilege!

There is no creativity on the server, you feel like a real player on a real survival server!

We make it very pleasant so that the atmosphere is excellent

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