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buzz kill Minecraft Servers

  • BlockyBedroom Minecraft Server

    BlockyBedroom Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 2077
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of real-life roommate situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and craziness that will make you forget all about thin walls and loud roommates.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors overhearing your every move. No more awkward encounters or uncomfortable situations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

    And if you ever need a break from building, you can join in on epic quests and battles with other players. Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with your new virtual besties, all while laughing and having a blast.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to awkward roommate moments forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to stay away. 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FriendZoneUber

    FriendZoneUber
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 1690
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Dragon Eggs Found: 8144

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t feel like a third (or fourth) wheel? Look no further! Join our server where we promise you won’t ruin the mood or be a buzzkill like this guy’s friend claimed he was. Our community is all about having fun together, whether you’re hanging out at the club or mining for diamonds in the virtual world. Plus, we’ll never make you waste money on travel – all you need is an internet connection to join the party! So come on over and leave the awkward car rides behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, we don’t judge!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MeatLoverMinecraft SMP

    MeatLoverMinecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 734
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Towns Built: 9
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can feast on is virtual bread and pork chops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole buffet of meats for you to choose from! From chicken wings that make you fly to beef that gives you super strength, we’ve got it all!

    Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP where the animals are not only friendly but also delicious! Who needs to farm for wheat when you can just hunt down a herd of bacon cows? And don’t even get me started on the legendary golden steak that grants you invincibility for 10 minutes!

    So come on down to our server and sink your teeth into some juicy, mouth-watering meats. Just be careful not to anger the vegetarian players or they might unleash their tofu army on you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SkinnyCraft: Lost & Found

    SkinnyCraft: Lost & Found
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 2229
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of trying every diet and exercise plan under the sun with no results? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Our players have reported losing up to 50 pounds in a week from all the intense clicking and keyboard smashing. So say goodbye to boring gym routines and hello to virtual weight loss on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KharkivHavocCraft

    KharkivHavocCraft
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 7005
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 352 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up cities like russia with 5 glide bombs!!! we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and take down your enemies like a boss. don’t worry, no real people get hurt, just virtual explosions and chaos! join now for the most intense minecraft experience of your life, trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GraveStand – Stand on the Dead!

    GraveStand – Stand on the Dead!
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 9025
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our server where gravestones are so wacky you gotta do a little dance on top of the dead to read them. it’s like a game of twister but with corpses. who knew death could be so fun? come join us for a wild time and see if you can decipher the messages on the gravestones without falling into the grave yourself. it’s a real hoot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafter’s Memory Loss Server

    Crafter’s Memory Loss Server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 8041
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Votes: 5381 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u gotta join this one cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama wearing a top hat! we got so much fun u won’t even remember what day it is!

    our server is like a brain with alzheimer’s, always changing and surprising u with new adventures! just like those long COVID patients, our server will keep u on ur toes and make u feel like u never know what’s coming next!

    join us now and let’s get lost in the world of minecraft together! who knows, maybe u’ll even find a diamond the size of ur head! oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with cake? yeah, u heard right, CAKE! so come on over and let’s have the time of our lives!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpongeCraft: Where even the squids have a say in town meetings! Now with Teralith and 1.21!

    SpongeCraft: Where even the squids have a say in town meetings! Now with Teralith and 1.21!
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 914
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    SpongeCraft Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Keep Inventory Toggleable keep inventory with small death tax
    Custom Enchantments Upgrade your items with custom enchantments and relics
    Shop Player shops, auction houses, and server shop for all your goods
    Fun Activities Events, parkour, minigames & more to keep you entertained
    Ranking System Unique ranking system with personalized perks
    Cosmetics Fun cosmetics that can be acquired without purchasing
    Jobs Custom level-up perks with available jobs
    Crates Survival and vote crates with various rewards
    Community Friendly community & staff team to assist with your needs

    About Us:

    SpongeCraft is a close-knit and active server community with a focus on building, community, and projects. With a friendly and inclusive atmosphere, players of all ages and backgrounds are welcomed to join and make new friends. Active Discord, frequent events, and constant updates make for an engaging experience for all.

    Rules:

    • No griefing, trolling, or ruining gameplay for others
    • No hacking or unfair advantages
    • Keep chat PG-13 friendly

    Important Links:

    FAQ:

    Q: How do I join the server?
    A: Simply enter the server IP PLAY.SPONGECRAFT.NET
    Q: Can I keep my inventory when I die?
    A: Yes, keep inventory is toggleable with a small death tax if kept on
    Q: Are there custom enchantments for items?
    A: Yes, there are custom enchantments and relics available
    Q: Can I trade and shop with other players?
    A: Yes, there are player shops, auction houses, and a server shop for trading goods
    Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?
    A: Events include parkour challenges, minigames, and even real-life prizes like gift cards
    Q: Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?
    A: Yes, rules include no griefing, hacking, or inappropriate behavior

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineTaleCraft Server – /utg/ Edition

    MineTaleCraft Server – /utg/ Edition
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 8666
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Emeralds Found: 9037
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is an Alley Gator! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and outrageous adventures.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond imagination. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamond armor!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this woolly wonder?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to mine too greedily. So join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: TheDepressingCrafters

    Minecraft SMP: TheDepressingCrafters
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 2607
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Alien Abductions: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2157 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a lonely pixel in a vast Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Our two resident AIs, Bob and Steve, are here to shower you with love and attention 24/7. They’ll even build you a virtual cake if you ask nicely!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions. Join us and you could be the next in line to wear the coveted Chicken Crown and rule over all the feathered creatures in the land.

    If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on over and join us for a truly unique and wacky Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ParentalDisobedience Minecraft Server

    ParentalDisobedience Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 806
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Votes: 4877 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being pressured to follow a boring career path? Want to escape the judgmental eyes of your family and teachers? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest dreams without anyone telling you what to do!

    Join us and create your own military base, where you can train to be a fearless soldier without anyone questioning your choices. No more awkward family dinners or disappointing looks from your sister – on our server, you’re the hero of your own story!

    Forget about math and engineering – on our server, the only numbers you need to worry about are your kill count and XP level. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone that you’re not just a gamer, you’re a warrior in the making!

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  • PeanutButterCraft

    PeanutButterCraft
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 2372
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 159 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 9581
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a server where bratty behavior is not tolerated? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of entitlement and tantrums, just like Penelope!

    We promise outrageous drama like never before – from throwing phones to demanding sushi from a pizza place, our server is the place to be for all the chaos. And don’t worry, we have plenty of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for those who can’t make up their minds!

    Join now and experience the thrill of serving dinner to ungrateful guests who cry over pizza. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Come on in and see if you can handle the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
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