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BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

Architect, brother, BrotherBuyout, buyout, electrical heater, exterior walls, family, foundation, Heating, House, Legal, living conditions, Mess, Minecraft, Plans, renovation, roof, Server, Time, tiny house, unrealistic, water heater

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

BlackrockManga SMP

Acquisition, blackrock, BlackrockManga, business news, buyout, corporate restructuring, corporate takeover, financial news, industry analysis, industry shakeup, investment strategy, Japanese comics, manga creators, Manga fans, manga industry, manga market trends, manga publishers, market impact, media conglomerate, Publishing industry, smp

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Animals Bred:	135	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Emeralds Found:	5058
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we’ve recreated the chaos of the manga industry moments after Blackrock buys it! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, suspense, and maybe even a sprinkle of romance (if you’re lucky).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of manga characters come to life and start arguing over who gets the next chapter release. Will you help settle their disputes or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant manga monster, and it’s up to you and your fellow players to defeat it before it takes over the server. Can you save the day and earn the title of Manga Master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness of the manga industry like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

66.70.180.118:26216

Super Inefficient Anarchy – Now with Turrets, Guns, and Weather! Join the Empire Economy on the New York Server!

AdvancedCrates, Advancedenchantments, AdvancedEnderchest, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, Chestsort, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, Economy, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empire, Essentials, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, inefficient, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Join, Server, Super, turrets, weather, York

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Discord	https://discord.gg/soldiersinarms
Online Store	https://store.soldiersinarms.com/
Server IP	http://15.235.51.226:7144/

(NEW THIS WEEK)

SIA is formally known as Soldiers In Arms.

Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Player Market, Jobs, Custom Items etc.

90+ plugins, Only admin. decade+ of experience. I’ve been playing Minecraft since before Redstone. Just updated to 1.21

This server has Empires & Factions that are vassals residing in and making up the Empire. Empires are colors: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, Gray. These Empires constantly in need of governance and strong leaders, so we have an edict courthouse within the capital.

List of Plugins:

AdvancedCrates
AdvancedEnchantments
AdvancedEnderchest
AdvancedItems

FAQs

What is Soldiers In Arms (SIA)?

Soldiers In Arms is a Minecraft server with a variety of features including turrets, guns, vehicles, an economy, player market, jobs, custom items, and more.

How many plugins does SIA have?

SIA has over 90 plugins with an experienced admin who has been playing Minecraft for over a decade.

What are the Empires in SIA?

The Empires in SIA are colors such as Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, and Gray. They require governance and strong leaders.

BlockyTragedy Minecraft Server

BlockyTragedy, Communication, coping, depression, emotional pain, friendship, Grief, Guilt, healing, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, mourning, regret, Remembrance, Server, SUICIDE, Support, talking about feelings, Therapy, Tragedy

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	7685

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!

BeautyIsBlocky – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, attractiveness, Beautiful, beauty, BeautyIsBlocky, Character, definition, Individual, inner beauty, Minecraft, opinion, outer beauty, Perception, person, Personality, perspective, physical appearance, Qualities, smp, Standards, Subjective, Traits, Unique

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	285
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to let your inner goofball shine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that). Our community is made up of the most beautiful people in the world – and by beautiful, we mean people who can pull off wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig into battle.

Not convinced yet? Well, let us tell you about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with llamas wearing top hats. Or how about the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether? Yeah, things get pretty wacky around here.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can be your weird and wonderful self, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a creeper costume.

CraftyComforts

bad day, comfort food, comfort meal, comfort snacks, coping mechanism, CraftyComforts, emotional eating, Emotional support, favorite dish, food cravings, food therapy, go to, guilty pleasure, indulgence, pick me up, self-care, soul food, stress eating, stress relief, treat yourself

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of getting griefed and trolled on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a warm, gooey bowl of mac and cheese for your soul! Join us and experience a world where griefers turn into fluffy bunnies and trolls are transformed into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old cow pies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled Bacon Tree, where crispy bacon strips grow ripe for the picking.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be hanging out with Diamond Cows and harvesting bacon from trees? Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!

OPTimalCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, digital conversation, discussion, easy to use, efficient, forum, forum software, Interactive, message board, Minecraft, one page thread, Online Community, opt, OPTimalCraft, Server, single page layout, Streamlined, thread management, thread navigation, topic organization, user experience, user-friendly, web platform

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mines Excavated:	4851
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ores Mined:	7224
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GirlGoneCrafty Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alive, away, Dance, drenched in air, Futari Boushi, GirlGoneCrafty, HURTS, Iyaiyaiya, Meconopsis, Minecraft, Music, Naninai, ocean wave, PartyLive, pop stars, sleepy, smp, Summertime, Sweet Magic, tabi no tochuu, Violet, vr dance, WOMAN

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the world is alive and kicking…literally! Our server is so lively, even the blocks dance to the beat of J-pop music!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, the blocks start grooving to the rhythm of “POP/STARS” by K/DA. And don’t even get me started on the ocean wave parties that happen every Saturday night! It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Meconopsis flower, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive VIOLET flower, said to bring good luck and fortune to those who possess it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most magical adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Granny’s Cash, Not Mom’s!

beauty school expenses, brokerage account, Cash, familial responsibilities, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial independence, financial obligations, Financial Planning, grandma’s will, Grannys, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, inheritance laws, legal rights, moms, money management, Money Matters, personal finance

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9086
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	140	Zombie Dances:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a place to escape family drama and inheritance battles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no talk of money or wills.

Forget about paying off beauty school debts or funding your mom’s travel dreams – on our server, the only currency that matters is diamonds and emeralds. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make friends with fellow players who won’t ask you for a loan.

Who needs a big inheritance when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join us today and leave the real world drama behind – after all, grandma would want you to have fun!

NoobzBegone Minecraft SMP

alternative entertainment choices, anti-gaming sentiment, gaming culture critique, gaming disinterest, gaming industry criticism, gaming preferences analysis, lack of interest in gaming, Minecraft, non gamers, non-gamers community, non-gamers opinions, non-gamers perspective, non-gaming hobbies, non-gaming lifestyle, NoobzBegone, reasons for avoiding video games, reasons for not playing video games, smp, video game aversion, video game critics, video Game Debate, video game skepticism

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t punch trees to get wood? Do you dream of a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of blocks? Then join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.