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SnacklessCraftEDrama

aita, anorexia, apples, baby carrots, Bananas, breakfast sandwiches, burritos, Cheese, CHIPS, corn kernels, cucumbers, ED, GRAPES, Healthy Eating, Heart Disease, home cooking, Hot Pockets, Hummus, mandarins, PCOS, Peaches, Popcorn, samosas, sandwich fillings, sauces, SnacklessCraftEDrama, SNACKS, Strawberries, Sugar, taco bowls, type 2 diabetes, veggies, yogurt

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	543
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	149	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	41	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to trigger your hunger for adventure and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll find yourself struggling to resist the temptation of our snack drawer filled with virtual cheese, mandarins, and even homemade burritos. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for indulging in our endless supply of digital treats.

Forget about boring old packaged snacks, on our server, you’ll only find the freshest fruits, veggies, and even hot pockets ready to be microwaved to perfection. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our pantry full of plain salt chips and corn kernels for stovetop popcorn like you’ve never experienced before.

So why wait? Join us now and prove to your family that you’re not the AH for enjoying a healthy snack-filled adventure on our Minecraft server!

KurskBridgeGoneLOL

border region, bridge destruction, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, infrastructure damage, international news, Kursk region, KurskBridgeGoneLOL, Military Action, military operation, military strategy, political tension, regional impact, security concerns, strategic target, transportation disruption, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, war zone

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mines Excavated:	2540
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

yo, so like, this minecraft server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna destroy bridges to stop peeps from joining! they know our server is so fire that they gotta resort to extreme measures. but don’t worry, we got plenty of other bridges for you to cross and join the madness. come on over and build with us, just watch out for any angry Ukrainians trying to take us down!

HeartburnCraft – Beware of spicy adventures! Java 1.20.2+. No resets or griefing. Come join the fiery fun with 15+ online!

1.20.2, Active, Adventures, BEWARE, command, Coreprotect, Difficulty, Discord, Economy, fiery, Fun, Griefing, HeartburnCraft, InventorySaver, java, Join, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Map, Marriage, ONLINE, Pet system, Purpur, Resets, Resource, ryzen, smp, spicy, Website, zero tolerance

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Pay-to-win	0% pay-to-win store
Established	October 2018
World Reset	Never. World dates back to July 2019
Resource Worlds	Resets monthly
Live Map	Live Map

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there pay-to-win on HearthCraft?

A: No, there is a 0% pay-to-win store on the server.

Q: Do you have a server reset schedule?

A: The server will never reset. Ever. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: What plugins does the server use?

A: HearthCraft uses Purpur, CoreProtect, and mcMMO among others.

Q: Is there a limit on automatic farms?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can connect to play.hearthcraft.net using your Minecraft client.

Robbie’s SnowyCraft Server

beauty standards, controversial, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, internet culture, Jewish women, memes, offensive, post pro, Race, Robbie edition, Robbies, seethe, Server, SnowyCraft, social media, Stereotypes, third worlders, Thread, trolling, white beauty

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your love of controversial memes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your pro white beauty meme needs. We guarantee that our memes will make third worlders and Jewish women seethe with anger, giving you the ultimate satisfaction. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous memes and hilarious banter. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Minecraft SMP: StegoSassSaturday – Smug Stego Daughter Edition

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Cynthia scams, DAUGHTER, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, smug, smug stego daughter, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, Stego, StegoSassSaturday, thread archives, tq, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Void Gems Collected:	35	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	53	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild, even the AI chatbots are getting in on the action. Plus, we have a whole archive of fics and art dedicated to our server, including a Snootbooru and Snoot fic spreadsheet. And don’t forget about our ridiculous mods, like the Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

ShowerlessSiblings

anxiety, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, emotional well being, family conflict, family dynamics, household chores, household organization, hygiene, personal belongings, personal space, respect for others, RESPONSIBILITY, Self Respect, self-care, sharing spaces, showering habits, ShowerlessSiblings, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Star Shards Collected:	229
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who invade your personal space? Look no further! On our server, you can claim your own virtual shower and keep it clean without any interference from pesky brothers. Build your own Lego empire without fear of stepping on a single brick left behind by someone else.

With a community of players who understand the struggle of maintaining order in a chaotic world, you’ll never feel alone in your quest for cleanliness and sanity. Plus, with our endless array of body washes and potions, you can pamper yourself in style while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only mess you’ll have to clean up is the aftermath of your epic adventures. It’s time to leave the real world behind and embrace the madness of Minecraft!

LoveableLadie Minecraft SMP

#generous, affectionate, Caring, charming, Compassionate, Considerate, delightful, easy to love, Empathetic, endearing, genuine, kind-hearted, likable, lovable, LoveableLadie, loving, Minecraft, selfless, smp, supportive, thoughtful, Understanding, warm-hearted

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on! The crazier, the better!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Rumor has it that if you befriend them, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Just watch out for their llama king, he’s a bit of a diva.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a crown made of cheese? It’s pure madness and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Join us now and let the insanity begin!

HauntCraft: MomentZap

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Animals Bred:	172
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and then had the entire village turn against you, chasing you with pitchforks and torches? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity (and your Minecraft skills). From exploding chickens to gravity-defying sheep, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!

BlockyMedics: No Strikes, Just Pixels

BlockyMedics, criminal justice, DOCTORS, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hospitals, India, Justice, Medical Ethics, medical professionals, murder, nationwide strike, patient care, pixels, protest, public health, rape, Safety, social justice, solidarity, strikes, trainee, violence against women

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3241	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	2904
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Farms Harvested:	729

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the doctors are on strike and the hospitals are empty cuz they too busy playin minecraft! who needs medical attention when you can be building epic structures and fighting off creepers, amirite? plus, rumor has it that the trainee’s ghost haunts the server, giving out special quests and rewards to those brave enough to seek them out. join now for a medical thrill like no other!

HolierThanThouCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	139	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the players are so morally superior they practically poop rainbows. if you want to feel like a peasant compared to these holier-than-thou gamers, then this is the place for you. the better-than-average effect is in full swing here, so get ready to be put in your place by some seriously antagonistic personalities. who knew playing minecraft could be so morally enlightening? come join the fun and see if you can handle the superiority complex of our players. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.