Buying – Page 2 – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Banking on Homes Minecraft SMP

assets, Banking, Banks, Buying, economic indicators, Economy, financial institutions, financial news, foreclosure, Homes, housing bubble, housing crisis, housing market, investment strategy, Investments, market trends, Minecraft, Mortgage, real estate, smp, sp500, stock market, wealth

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the banks are buying up homes instead of investing in the stock market! Why, you ask? Because the homes are secretly made of diamond blocks and the banks are trying to hoard all the riches for themselves! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon while also building the most extravagant diamond mansion the world has ever seen. Trust us, this server is a real gem!

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> Normal Faggots Minecraft SMP: Ubislop Buyers

Buyers, Buying, conformity, consumer behavior, consumerism, Digital Media, Entertainment, Faggots, gaming consoles, gaming culture, gaming industry, Mainstream, Minecraft, normal, normalfaggots, online communities, online purchases, peer pressure, popular brands, smp, societal norms, trends, ubislop, video games, virtual reality

Are you tired of playing with normalfaggots who are still buying Ubislop? Join our Minecraft SMP where only the coolest, most elite gamers hang out. We have diamond armor-wearing llamas as our guards and our spawn point is guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.

So why waste your time with the normies when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a normalfaggot, you’re a Minecraft master!

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Cash 70% Minecraft SMP 40k

40k, 70% cash, asset allocation, Buying, Cash, Diversification, economic indicators, Financial goals, Financial Planning, investing, investment strategy, long term investing, market analysis, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, portfolio management, purchasing power, risk management, savings, short-term gains, smp, stock market, wealth management

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Plus, our currency is 70% cash, so you can literally make it rain in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on the legendary 40k challenge where players must fight off hordes of zombie pigmen while riding on flying pigs. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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HouseMortgageDrama

Benefits, BOUGHT, Buying, continue, Credit, deal with, Fiance, House, HouseMortgageDrama, Live, Mortgage, Move forward, own house, Pay, pre foreclosure notice, refinanced, Tell, temporary, together, written agreement

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

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RegretCraft: The Last Purchase

bad decision, buyer’s guilt, buyer’s remorse, Buying, disappointing buy, financial mistake, foolish purchase, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, impulse buy, mistake, money wasted, poor choice, Purchase, regret, RegretCraft, regretful spending, regrettable purchase, remorseful purchase, unwise spending, wasted money

Are you tired of regretting your purchases in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and never regret anything again! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers regret exploding on it. Join us and experience a world where you can buy virtual diamonds without any buyer’s remorse. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you see how awesome our server is!

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Poorfag & 3rd Worlders Minecraft Server

3rd, 3rd worlders, affordable price, Buying, console, consumerism, digital divide, economic development, economic disparity, envy, Frustration, global market, Jealousy, materialism, Minecraft, poorfag, Poorfags, purchasing power, Seething, Server, social inequality, social status, technological advancement, wealth gap, worlders

Are you tired of playing with poorfags and 3rd worlders on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, we only allow the most elite players who can afford to buy a console just to play Minecraft. That’s right, we’re so exclusive that we only accept players who are willing to drop some serious cash on their gaming experience.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be granted access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a pack of deranged Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine diamonds faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s a sight to behold, and only those who have proven themselves worthy by surviving a night in our treacherous caves will be able to witness it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure you have your wallet ready, because this is one exclusive club you won’t want to miss out on.

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BloodLineSMP

Adventure, alliances, battle, BloodLineSMP, Buying, Champions, Community Events, Cross-Play, Dynamic Combat, Exclusive Rewards, LifeSteal, Minecraft, player-driven economy, PvP, SELLING, Skyblock, strategy, Supremacy, Survival, Tournaments, Trading

Dive into a unique Minecraft experience with our LifeSteal Server, where every encounter can make or break your journey. In this thrilling PvP world, your life is the ultimate currency. Steal hearts from your enemies and fortify your own to climb the ranks and dominate the battlefield.

Features:

LifeSteal Mechanics: Gain health by defeating opponents, and watch your enemies’ hearts diminish as you rise to power.

Dynamic PvP Combat: Test your skills in intense player-versus-player combat with a focus on strategy and survival.

Community Events: Join regular community events and tournaments to showcase your skills and earn exclusive rewards.

Player-Driven Economy: Trade, buy, and sell items in a player-driven economy to enhance your gameplay experience.

Join Us Today! Connect with fellow adventurers, build alliances, and battle for supremacy in a server where every heart counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate LifeSteal champion?

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RealtorCraft: Parents’ House Commission

Blessed, Buying, cali, Commission, Compensated, Deal, expensive, Fiance, Fortunate, House, MONEY, offer, Opinions, overhead costs, parents, perspective, realtor, RealtorCraft, Reduce, Unhappy, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the value of teamwork and collaboration just like this couple buying a house in Cali! Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream house with your friends and family, without any real estate drama.

On our server, you can be a real estate agent like the fiance in this story, but without the need to demand a commission. Instead, you can negotiate with your fellow players to trade resources and build the most epic structures together.

Imagine the satisfaction of creating a mansion out of virtual blocks, knowing that you didn’t have to argue about commissions or reduce offers. Our server is all about having fun and enjoying the creative freedom that Minecraft offers.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh with us on our server – where the only commission you’ll ever need is the satisfaction of a job well done!

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RuskiBlockz

Ban, Buying, economic impact, finland, FIX, foreign buyers, Foreign Ownership, government policy, housing market, international relations, Investment, Legal Measures, legislation, national security, political decision, Property, real estate, restrictions, RuskiBlockz, russians, SECURITY

so like, this server is like finland but without the ban on russians buying property, cuz like who cares about that, right? come join our server and build the craziest russian-themed mansion you can think of! we’ve got security fixes too, like creepers can’t blow up your stuff and skeletons are actually friendly and give you flowers instead of shooting arrows at you. trust me, it’s a blast! come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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CraftyWar – Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buying, CraftyWar, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, Lotus Eaters, mag, Minecraft, modding, oblivion, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, Tierlists, Warbros, Warframe, Wiki

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We throw the best block parties in all of Minecraft!

2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got you covered.

3. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically have our own language. You’ll feel like you’re in a secret society of Minecraft pros.

4. Rumor has it, Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge our players to PvP battles. Are you brave enough to take him on?

5. We have a special event called “Dog Days” where all the mobs in the game turn into adorable puppies. It’s chaos, but it’s the cutest chaos you’ll ever see.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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Mine Hero Academia Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Academia, action, Adventure, all might, Anime, deku, Hero, hero society, Horikoshi, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, New one shot, Powers, Protagonist, QUIRKS, School, Server, SHONEN, Superheroes, Training, Villains, weekly shonen jump

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you break is a new adventure waiting to unfold! Join us for a chance to be personally mentored by the legendary manga artist, Horikoshi, as he guides you through building the ultimate base inspired by his latest one-shot masterpiece.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that roam the land, dropping enchanted loot and granting wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that these unicorns are actually disguised as creepers, so watch out for explosive surprises!

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal leading to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. These mystical creatures will challenge you to epic dance-offs and aerial races, with the winner receiving a crown made of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will make you question reality and redefine what it means to play Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this wacky world!

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Game Over Man Minecraft SMP

challenge, Defeat, determination, Failure, Frustration, Game, game over, Gaming, Gaming Community, keep trying, man, Minecraft, never give up, perseverance, persistence, Problem, puzzle, smp, SOLVE, strategy, try again, unsuccessful, unsuccessful attempt

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, play the game and stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our resident prankster, Steve, will be there to fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our crazy, chaotic world where the only rule is to have fun? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

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CraftyProposalPlan

Boyfriend, change of plans, Communication, CraftyProposalPlan, date, Decision making, Dilemma, family, Fight, hobbies, likes, Marriage, mother-in-law, photographer, Place, proposal plan, relationship, Ring, Secrets, Surprise, Time, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your future mother-in-law spilling the beans on your proposal plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn.

Just like how this poor soul’s surprise proposal got ruined by an overeager mother-in-law, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll log in one day to find your base covered in pink wool by a mischievous prankster.

Don’t worry about causing a fight between your boyfriend’s family – on our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and other players. Plus, with our custom ring crafting plugin, you can propose to your in-game partner in the most romantic way possible.

So come join us for a server experience that’s as crazy and chaotic as trying to keep a proposal secret from a chatty mother-in-law. Who needs surprises when you have our server to keep you entertained?

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TraumaDumpSMP: Share Your Minecraft Traumas!

Catharsis, Community, coping, dump, emotional release, Empathy, healing, Listening, mental health, Minecraft, processing, Recovery, self-care, Share, sharing, strength, Support, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaDumpSMP, Traumas, traumatic event, Understanding, Vulnerability

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

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BlockBustersFamLove

BlockBustersFamLove, challenging times, Communication, compassion, Connection, coping mechanisms, Emotional support, Empathy, encouragement, Family Support, Gratitude, love, perseverance, resilience, solidarity, strength, teamwork, Trust, unconditional love, Understanding, Unity

Are you tired of your family’s boring support during challenging times? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual family that will have your back no matter what. Need a pick-me-up after a tough day? Our virtual parents will tuck you in with a cozy bed made of diamonds. Feeling overwhelmed by school or work? Our virtual siblings will help you mine for resources and build the coolest virtual castle you’ve ever seen. So say goodbye to your real family and hello to your new, pixelated support system on our Minecraft server!

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Boeing777SeaSearch Minecraft Server

aircraft, Aviation, Boeing 777, Boeing777SeaSearch, debris, Disappearance, Flight, investigation, Malaysia Airlines, MH370, Minecraft, Ocean, parts, Recovery, researchers, sea, search, Server, speculation, Technology, theory, Tracking

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you see a Boeing 777 crash into the ocean! And you’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But then you realize it’s just part of the crazy adventure on this server.

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and unpredictable gameplay ever! We’ve got flying planes, underwater treasure hunts, and even a secret society of dolphins that will help you conquer the seas. Plus, our researchers are convinced that throwing Boeing 777 parts into the sea will somehow track down MH370. I mean, who needs logic when you’ve got this level of insanity?!

So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. See you there, adventurer!

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PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate

16 years old, Abuse, activism, Beaten, cellmate, detention, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, Justice, Legal System, political prisoner, political repression, prison conditions, PrisonCraft16, protest, Putins, russia, teenager, youth activism, youth rights

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like being locked up in a Russian prison, except you get beaten by your cellmate… in Minecraft! Join now to experience the thrill of being Russia’s youngest political prisoner at the age of 16. Who needs freedom when you can have a cellmate who beats you in a virtual world? It’s like a twisted version of the Hunger Games, but with blocks and creepers. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the brutality of this insane Minecraft server. Just watch out for those pesky cellmates with a grudge!

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ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got surgical stitches dat can zap u back to health like a lightning bolt! Picture dis: u get a scratch from a zombie attack, but instead of waiting forever to heal, our electric stitches gonna make dat wound disappear faster than u can say “creeper”.

We did a study on some rats (don’t worry, dey volunteered) and found out dat our stitches can reduce a wound by like 69% in just 24 hours. Dat’s some next level healing right there! So come join us on dis server and experience da power of electricity in yo wounds. Trust me, it’s shockingly good!

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Cozy Corner: Where even the creepers have mature conversations!

[core protect], 21, Application Process, Backpacks, Community, Conversations, Corner, Cozy, cozy games, CREEPERS, discord community, Dynmap, Expansion, home, Mature, Minecraft, Nature, Plants, proximity chat, reading, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Spawn, update, vanilla tweaks, vault hunters, voice mod, welcome channel

Cozy Corner Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
We have backpacks, /spawn, /home, dynmap and typical datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks. We also have core protect for peace of mind, and we optionally use the proximity chat voice mod.
21+ community with a Minecraft Java server
Updated to 1.21 with expanded borders

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 21 or older to join the Cozy Corner Minecraft server community.
What are some of the server features?	The server offers backpacks, /spawn, /home commands, dynmap, datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks, core protect for security, and optional proximity chat voice mod.
Is there a discord community associated with the server?	Yes, the discord community is closely related to the Minecraft server and provides a space for players to chat about cozy games and other interests.
Are there any special events or limited time servers?	Occasionally, the server runs limited time modded servers like the vault hunters modded server, in addition to the semi-vanilla main server.
What happens if I’m inactive for an extended period?	Players who remain inactive without sending a message may get kicked to maintain an active and chatty community.

CoolCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server, “pepsi max 2-pack painos.”

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this dungeon will gain unlimited power and become the ruler of the server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you’ll never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that sweet prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join “pepsi max 2-pack painos” today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our server!

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